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Xi sang on stage (white-haired girl): "The north wind blows, there is snow in the wind, and the snow floats in the New Year."

(Xi Erbai): "Hey, it's been seven days since Dad went out to buy equipment. Today is Christmas, why doesn't dad come back? "

Xi Ersang (white-haired girl): I hope my father will be anxious and happy when he comes back. Dad brought the equipment back and celebrated the New Year with joy ~ ~ ~. "

Xi erxia

Yang Bailao called: "Hello, is this Hu Hansan?" ? I said khufu ~ ~ ~ the money you owe me should be paid back. I promised to buy equipment for daughter, but now I have no money in my pocket, alas! "

On the daughter, (Bai Xi) "Dad is back!"

(Bai Yang): "Shh ~ ~ ~ Keep your voice down ~ ~ ~ and bring the debt collectors in again! ! "

Yang Bailao sang (white-haired girl): "I've been running around selling tofu to make money these days. I originally wanted to buy equipment for fun, but I just hate having no money in my bag. "

Who pulled Yang Bailao sitting in a chair.

(Xi 200): Dad, don't worry. Today, uncle Chen Er's brother's cousin, a fool next door, stopped by and heard that there was a shop in Pudong, Shanghai, which specializes in killing the rich and helping the poor, but it was 50% cheaper to buy equipment. Why don't we buy one too? "

(Bai Yang): "Ah? Is there such a thing? "

(Xi Erbai): "If there is such a thing!"

(Bai Yang): "Well, as the saying goes, there will be no food in the world! What if I am afraid of buying fakes at a 50% discount? "

(Xi Erbai): "Why not send someone to inquire first?"

(Bai Yang): "It's important to have a look first, but we don't have enough money. It's far away in Pudong, Shanghai now. What can we do? ~"

(Bai Xi): "Now, a butcher has been killed by thousands of knives and will never die. All he does all day is bully you, my father and my daughter. After this year, why don't you let him continue this hard work? "

(two people negotiate)

Yang Bailao kept nodding: "Well, my daughter is still smart!"

Two people work together.

Published in: 2004/12/27 09:12am

Scene 2: Crossing the Field

Huang Shiren took the assume, assume an abacus in his hand.

Huang Shiren sang (a song that has been annoying recently): "I've been annoyed recently. I always feel that the harder it is to cross, the company will be finished soon, and stock futures will lose a lot! "

Ding Ding sang (a song that has been annoying recently): "I have been annoyed recently. Seeing that this salary is getting harder every day, my wife's face is too ugly. If I don't get the money, I will be fired! "

(Ding Bai): "I said manager Huang, our company has not paid wages for three months! I don't think of any way, the following migrant workers will make trouble! "

(White): "Are you bored? Isn't that what I'm trying to do? I remember my long-time worker Yang Bailao owed my family rent for several years. This is a good opportunity. Give him a good sum, and worry first. "

(Jia Dingbai): I said, Manager Huang, the world is different from before. Now it is the uncle who is in debt, and the debtor has become a grandson. Look at Yang Bailao, he is heavily in debt and eats so fat! Are you looking at Manager Huang? Alas! I'm afraid this money is not easy to ask for! "

(Huang Bai): "It's okay, don't be afraid. Yang Bailao is old and weak, and there is only one daughter at home. Can't we two big men handle them? Go! "

Scene 3: Yang Bailao's house

Huang Shiren and Tintin knocked on the door: "Open the door."

Yang Bailao ran to open the door: "I'm here. Who are you?"? It' s all New Year. " I opened the door and saw Huang Shiren: "Oh, it's Shao Dong, come in, come in.

Yang Bailao asked Huang Shiren to sit down. (Note: Sit at the front of the table, and Hal will kick him later, hehe. )

Turn around and call Xier: "Xier, Shaodongjia is here, pour the tea quickly."

Xi 'er picked up the teapot on the table and poured water. Who stopped her: "Wait, my master only drinks Longjing tea made from water in the sky."

Joey snapped his fingers and said, I understand. Go down and get a bottle of Longjing tea.

Hand it to Huang Shiren: "Shaodongjia drinks tea."

Huang Shiren and assume to see the beautiful daughter, eyes straight, squinting at her.

Huang Shiren took advantage of her daughter's request for water to touch her little hand.

She threw down her sleeves and hid behind Huang Shiren in disgust.

Looking back, I nodded to Diandian: "Wow ~ ~ This MM is so beautiful ~ ~"

The two men smiled with bedroom eyes.

"Ahem!" Yang Bailao coughed twice, and it took Huang Shiren two people to return to absolute being.

Yang Bailao: "Shaodongjia, I wonder what you are doing here?"

Huang Shiren: "I said Lao Yang, seeing that this year is coming, should you pay the rent you owe?

Huang turned to Ding and asked, See how much he still owes?

He picked up the math and calculated: Yang Bailao still owes 80,000 RMB, that is, 654.38+00,000 US dollars.

Huang interjected: Recently, the dollar has depreciated, so you can give a discount to the euro.

Yang Bailao: "It's not that I don't pay, master. The year is not good this year. Really don't give money. It's not ... "

Huang Shiren looked at Tintin with his eyes: "I can't afford the rent ..."

The man got the message and pointed to Xi' er and said, "Take Xi' er for a low debt! "

Huang Shiren and assume looked at her daughter and chuckled.

She was about to get angry when Yang Bailao caught her and winked at her.

Yang Bailao: "Shaodongjia, do you really want Xier to have low debts?"

Huang Shiren: "That's natural!"

Yang Bailao: "No regrets?"

Huang Shiren: "What a pity!"

Yang Bailao stood up with a sneer. "Well, in that case, I'll introduce my daughter to you. Little club you listen up ~ ~ ~ "

Yang Bailao took out the bamboo board and said (Shandong Kuaishu), while Hull practiced boxing.

"When a when, when a when.

No gossip, table one shows my daughter's good girl!

This daughter went to Shaolin Temple to learn boxing and practiced it for eight years!

There was no opponent in the Wulin Congress, and the Olympic Games won a prize.

South Boxing and North Pushing are her plenary sessions, and swords, spears and halberds are the best! Best at it! "

(Music: China Kung Fu, Xi Er Action: Tai Ji Chuan, Huang Feihong, Bruce Lee, Boxing, Taekwondo)

Yang Bailao say that finish, a kick to the daughter, kicked Huang Shiren from the chair to the ground.

Who quickly lifted Huang Shiren up, two people trembling with fear. Yang Bailao swaggered in a chair.

Yang Bailao: "Shaodongjia, do you still want to be happy and low in debt?"

Huang Shiren waved his hand again and again: "No, no!"

He pulled Huang Shiren aside and whispered, "I said Manager Huang! what can I do? If the money is not returned, how will the migrant worker spend it? Apart from their daily sit-in demonstrations. In case someone who is not afraid of death becomes a suicide bomber again, you can't stand it! "

Huang Shiren shook his head and sighed: "I know I know! I didn't expect this daughter to be so powerful. I think it's not good to be hard, so I have to be soft. "

Huang Shiren threw a snot and tears at Yang Bailao's feet: "Lao Yang ~ ~ Please have pity on me ~ ~ If you don't pay me back, 180 people will starve to death ~ ~".

Yang Bailao and her daughter exchanged glances, and Yang Bailao nodded at her.

The man stepped forward to help Huang Shiren and said, "Don't worry, Shaodong. We don't have any cash, but we can pay our debts with something. I know you are an old donkey, too. Now we have an outdoor goods store in Pudong, Shanghai, and we are willing to pay low debts to our boss. "

Huang Shiren: "Is this true?"

Daughter: "Of course it's true. I can't cheat you! " "

Huang Shiren and assume aside to discuss.

He said, "Manager Huang, I think the Yang Bailao family really has no money. It's better to have equipment and low debt than nothing. Moreover, I think this outdoor backpack is quite strong, just for migrant workers to take home for the New Year. "

Huang Shiren: "Well, good idea, that's settled!" " "

Huang Shiren was glad: I have never been to Shanghai, so I can take this opportunity to see the elegance of this metropolis.

After coming back, Huang Shiren said, "Since I have the equipment and the debt is low, I will write down this year's account for the time being. If I can't find it, I'll come back and get even with you. "

The two groups ended separately. Huang Shiren was a cheap smile, and Yang Bailao was a deceiver.

Scene 4: Pudong, Shanghai

Huang Shiren Singing (Music from University Study Room):

ah

La la la la.

Yao Yao Yao

It's a fine day today. The weather is quite sunny.

It's really cool that we have nothing to do in the morning.

I ran to catch the train early in the morning.

Thinking about how wonderful this kind of absenteeism life is.

I entered the station in the blink of an eye.

Said we had many trains and subways.

But this 100 km road is really not easy.

I'm wading through mountains and rivers

cross/travel/trek over mountains

I finally came to a Taoyuan resort.

As soon as I got off the bus, my exam really started.

There are really not many people in XXXX Pudong.

It's too late to say now

I took out the address.

I found a street corner and touched it.

It doesn't matter whether I look for it or not. I am almost disabled.

It took me eight laps to find out that this store doesn't exist.

I was right, man. So I've practiced.

Otherwise, I won't be tired into a fool by you.

I was right, man. So I've practiced.

Otherwise, I won't be tired into a fool by you.

Huang Shiren wiped the sweat over and over again: "Where is this' teasing' outdoor equipment store? Don't be fooled by Yang Bailao? Fortunately, there is still a phone call, so try it quickly. "

Huang Shiren dialed a phone call, and a girl's voice came through the phone: "Hello, this is an outdoor shop to tease you."

Huang Shiren: "Hey, Miss, where is your company? I've been looking for it for a long time, but where is 1 14 on this unknown road? This will be over by 1 13! "

Miss: "Sir, you are in the wrong place. Now turn left ten intersections, then turn left ten intersections, and then turn left ten intersections to find our company. "

Huang Shiren: "Huh? Why bother? "

Huang Shiren: I finally limped to my feet, looked up and was surprised: "Huh? Isn't this No.31/kloc-0, the road I came to this morning? God, after running for a day, I ran back. "

Huang Shiren: Call again: "Miss, what road did you show me?" I've been running all day. Why turn left, turn left and then turn left? Now I'm back? "

Miss: "Oh, sir, I think the road in Shanghai is too difficult. I'm afraid you'll get lost." . I think so, too. Please remit the money first, and we will send the equipment back to you immediately. "

Huang Shiren: "What? Remittance? You didn't mean to lie to me! Your company should not deceive people! "

Miss: "sir, if you talk like that, we will sue you for libel." Your IQ is too low to find your way. How can you blame us! " "

Huang Shiren: "Miss, why is your attitude so bad!" "

Miss: "cut ~ ~ ~ you are a country bumpkin who has never seen the world!" " "

Huang Shiren: "You. . . You call me a hillbilly. "

Huang Shiren was full of blood and laughed at the sky: "I didn't expect Huang Shiren to be smart all his life. Today, he was fooled by a chick all day!"

Huang Shiren stumbled off the stage.

Scene 5: Mental Hospital

He said, "Alas, our manager Huang was teased in Pudong and walked back from Shanghai in a fit of pique. Unexpectedly, he came back with a cold and was sent to Anding Hospital, No.5 Ankang Hutong, outside Deshengmen. I am a subordinate, and I have to come and see it anyway. "

Huang Shiren put on his hospital gown.

Who cares: "Manager Huang, you have walked a long way in Shanghai this time."

Huang Shiren smiled: "Are you the new donkey?

Donkey, who will go from Beijing to Shanghai? Not Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau and Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, but also southern and northern Xinjiang.

Do you know how the famous old donkey Saner went to Tibet in Zhengzhou?

Who (doing all ears): "~ How to get there?"

Huang Shiren said with a smile, "If he wants to go, he will take the most circuitous route with a hand-drawn map.

How to get around from the southern line back to the Dabei line? At least five or six thousand kilometers.

Ali, Bangor, what about the two lakes of the Ministry of Education? Give him all the places he can go.

I can't recite Jake. I have gps in my hand and I'm covered in goretex.

There is a Tibetan tour guide in front with curly hair.

As soon as you meet a tourist, you should tell others: Tashildler, no matter what happens.

A real Lhasa accent has a face.

Then carry a giant backpack of 100 liter and walk for more than ten hours every day. Just one word: tired!

Just walking, you have to cramp your legs.

Together, the companions either climbed Mount Qomolangma or crossed the Yajiang Grand Canyon.

If you just go through the motions, you are embarrassed to say hello!

How many pairs of hiking shoes are you going to wear on this trip? "

Huang Shiren quickly pretended to be a servant and said respectfully, "I think I have to get two pairs anyway?"

Huang Shiren quickly adjusted his tone and shouted, "Two pairs? This is a way! Four pairs! Don't go too far, it's not like anyone touched it!

You have to study the travel psychology of donkeys. People who have stayed in Tibet for so long don't care to wear more shoes!

Do you know what a donkey is? Donkeys are most tired when they play around, and most interesting when they don't play!

Therefore, the slogan of our entry into Tibet is: not seeking the best, but seeking the most tiring "…

Who and Yang Bailao walk beside Huang Shiren.

Who said, "Dad, look, what goes around comes around!"

Yang Bailao sighed and said in Sichuan, "Alas, kindness!"

Let's take a curtain call!