Humor about long queues

1, forcing people to do anything except math problems.

2. My buddy told me: "Some people have just known each other for a while, and it seems that they have known each other for a long time, and they want to tell him everything." Me: "What, have you met a girl who has a crush on you?" The buddy said, "No, I went to tell my fortune today."

Take clothes away when it rains, and turn off the computer when it thunders. Woman, when you cry, it rains. Not clear skies, Wan Li, but no rain. It rains every day, it rains every day, and the rabbit is angry. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth needs a bath. It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

4, don't always say that you lost at the starting line, others' starting line is the end you will never reach.

I don't know where I got the courage to line up. Fortunately, it's fast. About twenty people only waited in line for more than ten minutes, and I felt complete after eating it.

6. Singapore opened a Don Quixote, and there were too many people waiting in line until they lost their temper.

7. I plan to apply for a card at birth, which is easy to register. It's a little late to go at 9 o'clock. Last time I went at 7 o'clock, the registration number was 15, but it was an expert number.

8. I put a stuffy fart in the elevator. I shouted "something is burnt", so an elevator man sucked my fart clean. Children's shoes that thunder and rain play with computers, aren't you afraid to cross? When it rains, it rains, and Yin's shoes line up to go swimming. I like rainy days best, so I can save money without refueling.

9. I am a complete foodie. I really try to eat. I'm still waiting in line at night, just to have a bite of rice and make my stomach less uncomfortable!

10, a beautiful girl, only a handsome guy will be shy when he looks at her. When an ugly boy looks at her, she will only be afraid! I don't know if you found out!