Sichuan dialect fortune-telling sketch full version _ Sichuan dialect fortune-telling sketch full version video

Word A: The Red Gate welcomes the Spring and the Year of the Tiger, beaming and full of excitement. Going home for the Spring Festival today, people came early and the bus hasn't arrived yet. B: You can sell water, melon seeds, peanut mineral water and peas and beans. Hey, brothers, have some water. A: Hey, hey, don't drink B: Drink A: Don't drink B: Hey, I'm telling you, my water contains vitamin ABCDEFG, formaldehyde, sulfuric acid and amino acids. This is good for your health. Oh, come on. Drink, drink, drink. A: (after listening) Really? B: Is it sweet? A: Sweet, sweet, sweet. B: Give me the money if it's sweet. A: Brother, you didn't say give money. B: I didn't say anything about money People here don't talk about money. You have to pay to go to the bathroom, don't you think? Pay for it. I didn't get much money, brother. I didn't get any money. B: No money. Give me the money. Don't talk so much. Give me water to drink. Qianjia: Only 50 cents. B: Fifty cents. I just met you. Hey, he sent me away for fifty cents on New Year's Day. I'm going under the tap again. I'm going to poke and ride a motorcycle. Hey, you're being ridiculous. He is a melon, but he still has a mother. Interesting person. This man is simply unreasonable. A: God, I can't drink this water. I have a stomachache and want to go to the toilet. Hey, I don't know where the toilet is. When I got there, I turned upside down and went to the second floor. Wow, thank you, big brother. Help me look at the location, my bag. I’ll be right back. Thank you, big brother. I’ll be right back. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Ouch, I have a stomachache and my stomach is swollen. As long as I put it down, I will feel very comfortable. Hey, big brother, I asked you to tell me the location. Why did you show it to me? Where is my bag? Oh, there it is. This seat is mine. I called you and let me see what you saw. Oh, you, Ann! A: Hey, brother, C: Anjia: Oh, brother, this seat is mine. C: Sazi Anjia: Brother, this seat is really mine. C: Why? Let me tell you something, brother. I was the first to come to this waiting room today. Nobody understood at that time. Then a water seller followed me. He asked me to drink water, but I didn't. After drinking, he asked me to take a dollar. When I said I didn't get the money, he called me a melon wretched. Is it melon or mom's thiophene? After drinking water, my stomach felt uncomfortable, so I thought. Or my brother told me that the toilet is almost on the second floor, and the men's toilet is next to the women's toilet. When I come down from the toilet, you will give me your seat. Brother, I really am today (I repeat, melon is melon or mother). C: Stop. You want money after talking for a long time. Pick it up. I just met him today. Oh, nonsense, nonsense! A: Hey, why are you being unreasonable? This seat is mine, isn't it? Ha, that's ridiculous. You give money, you give a dollar, you think I have no money, you have a temper, you give two dollars, and this position is mine, right? That's ridiculous. I'm not making it clear to everyone. I don't feel well. The reason is not clear. At the end of the second paragraph: hey, big brother, I'm telling you, this thing is like this. Today, I was the first to come to the waiting room. ................................................................................................................................. A: Brother, why are you unreasonable? I think the clothes you wear are almost the same as mine. The people in our village are reasonable, but he is unreasonable. This seat is mine, isn't it? That's ridiculous. The third paragraph is finished: at first glance, there is quality and temperament, and beauty must be reasonable. I'll tell her. Hey, hey, er, Queen E: Where are the seeds? A: Er, mother-in-law, E: You say seeds, you shout seeds. A: Oh, pretty girl. E: That's about the same. Let me tell you, beautiful girl, it's like this ... I'm the first to come to this waiting room today ... Sister, really, I'm the first today. ! Aren't you bored? It's just a seat. I'll give it to you together. By the way, it's just too verbose. A: It's just that beauty doesn't make sense. This seat is mine, isn't it? I can't say clearly. The fourth paragraph: You see people are so knowledgeable. People with glasses read newspapers. At first glance, it is a person with profound knowledge and high education. Tell him to be reasonable. He can understand me. Hey, handsome, handsome, let me tell you something. Mao: Hey, brother, you don't have to say it. Do you want to talk about this? You are the first person to come to this waiting room today. (Repeat, replace me with you) The kid who came back from the toilet took your seat. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Mao: I know, today you are the first .......... Mao: Brother, brother, you are reasonable, Sani. Why did you lose your mind before you finished? Ann, you are too wordy. Ann, you are so annoying. Well, a: Oh, it's too verbose. Mao: Brother, I'm telling you, you are the first to come to the waiting room today. This is annoying. Ann, it doesn't make sense. This. There are many people on the train. I'll tell those passengers. I'll tell them that he was the first to come to the waiting room today. There's no one left, and there's a water seller behind. A: Let's go. God, this man is so verbose that he makes people faint. hey ................................................................................................................................................................................