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There is no worst, only worse ... simply list a few emperors (not counting the princes before Qin Shihuang):

In Xiao Yan, Liang Wudi, the emperor in his eighties starved to death, miserable ~ ~ ~

Zhao Yun, Song Lizong, there was nothing wrong with this gentleman when he was alive. The problem is that he was miserable after his death. The real body was slaughtered in the wilderness, and his head was made into a drinking water container, which is still on display today ... (see the picture below)

Song Huizong Evonne, alas ~ ~ ~ surrendered to Ren Jin, and he didn't treat him like a human being. Ren Jin not only raped the emperor's mother, queen, concubine and daughter ... but also starved the emperor to death and refused to show him when he was ill. Finally, he found that the body that died on the kang (I don't know whether it was sick, starved or frozen) was cold. After his death, Ren Jin also boiled his body into resin oil for lighting. ...

It is said that the most cowardly person who died in history was Sima Yao, the filial piety emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. This brother, like most emperors, indulges in debauchery and drinks with his arms around his concubines all day. Once I got drunk and quarreled with my favorite concubine Zhang Guiren. Note that it is a quarrel, not that the emperor reprimands the concubine, but that the emperor and the concubine scold each other. Finally, Sima got angry and threw out an angry word: "I ignore you!" " I have so many concubines, I'll find someone else! "Say that finish, fell asleep.

Zhang Guiren, who was still awake there, began to wonder if this old guy would ignore me. Find someone else, then where can I do it? ! Now that I am so young and beautiful, you ignore me. Will I have a good life when I am old? ! The more I think about it, the more I feel. Finally, Ms. Zhang gritted her teeth and was cruel. She recruited several maids, moved several big quilts, divided by three times five, and strangled Sima, who was still in a deep sleep. Poor innocent classmate Sima, because of such an angry remark about the quarrel between the young couple, lost an emperor's life that took generations to repair.

It is said that the strangest person who died in history was Jin Gong Jing, the monarch of the State of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period. This brother is a monarch who really holds the power of life and death. He is old and a little senile. A fortune teller in the state of Jin, probably tired of living, said to the monarch, you are old, but you will not live to eat new wheat this year. Mr. Ji is certainly not happy to hear that. When the new wheat came down that year, he asked the fortune teller to say, look, you said I wouldn't live to eat the new wheat, so I'll give it to you! But you have to die first. You can't be sure! Have the fortune teller pushed out and cut down.

Old Ji Man picked up his rice bowl and was about to eat when he suddenly felt sick in his stomach. He told the left and right that I couldn't. I had to go to the toilet first, put down my bowl and went out. The left and right attendants waited left and right, and the meal was cold, but the monarch still didn't come back. What happened? Looking for it in private, I can't find it anywhere in the palace. Finally, in the toilet, I found Mr. Ji, who had fallen into the cesspit and was dead. Later, it was praised that Mr. Ji Lao was the first emperor to die in the toilet. sweat ...

In fact, there has always been a question in my heart. Is the toilet more than two thousand years ago really that backward? Even the king of a country has to squat, no toilet ... sweating again

Zuo Zhuan, which has always been known for its concise and powerful writing style, described it in only one sentence: "Eat, get up, go to the toilet, fall into a trap and die" ... sweating profusely.

Qin Wuwang, the king of Qin, won (Khan Xian, the name of this monarch is full of "* swings"). In fact, this monarch has a good future. /kloc-acceded to the throne at the age of 0/7, young and promising. The state of Qin is also in full swing, and the governors are all afraid. Anywhere, just a little silly. I like to compete with others, and I don't hesitate to see anything, especially big things. I was even more excited when I went out at the age of 23 and saw the cauldron in Luoyang. I heard that the Hercules named Meng can lift it, but he didn't say that he could lift it. As a result, I really lifted it, but I didn't hold back. I fell and broke my thigh, and my medical conditions were almost put aside. I died in Luoyang within two days.

Two days ago, I read an article on China Sports Network, saying that weightlifting in Qin Wuwang was the earliest recorded weightlifting competition. I am sweating. Therefore, the winning classmate is the earliest recorded weightlifter who went abroad to participate in the competition and devoted himself to sports. It seems that although it is stupid, it is of great significance. ...

Another candidate who is the most stupid and short of fame, the son of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, is famous enough, Liu Xu, the king of Guangling. This Liu Tongxue is also a good man, born strong and brave.

But no matter how capable you are, you can't like this abnormal activity. Liu Tongxue doesn't like gold and silver beauties, but he likes fighting with bears. It is said that there is a big bear garden in his fief, which contains brown bears, grizzly bears, black bears, Malay bears, white bears ... white bears? ! Nobody knows. In a word, Liu Tongxue did nothing all day, just thinking about how to fight bears, and invited a teacher for this. Every once in a while, I go to the bear park to find a bear and give it a fat beating. What a hero!

8 Mud and sand are mixed, and heroes sometimes miss. Finally, one day, Liu Tongxue met a fierce bear and was beaten and scratched to death by the bear ... You said that Emperor Wu was so wise, how could he have such a precious son? ...

Of course, there is also an interesting death of the emperor, that is, the "red pill case" of the four major mysteries of the Ming Dynasty, which is about Zhu Changluo, the Guangzong of the Ming Dynasty. He was in office for only 29 days, but he ate too much and even controlled several women, resulting in more than nocturnal emission. Finally, he died, and the essence was really destroyed.