Those funny copywriters who are skinned and need to be beaten.

A funny copywriter who has been skinned and needs to be beaten.

Every time I take a shower, I feel particularly beautiful. Maybe it's just my brain.

I have had a fitness card for five months, and I haven't lost a pound. It's time to go to the gym and see what's wrong.

A cruel reality: you decide that the stupid bird will fly to others first, and then it will hit you twice.

The fortune teller said there was a bullet in my life. I hope it's Porsche.

My dream is to be a rich man. I've done half of it so far. I am alone.