Why is the sea a blue joke?

Question 1: Why is the sea blue? It's related to cold jokes because there are fish in the sea! Why? Because fish can spit bubbles! Why? Because the bubbles that fish spit are blue, blue!

Question 2: Why is the sea blue? ) because fish always spit bubbles "blue, blue, blue"

Question 3: Cold joke, why is the sea blue? Because there is water in the sea, there are fish in the water, and the fish spit bubbles blue.

Question 4: Ask for similar jokes. Why is the sea blue? Because fish spit bubbles "blue ~ blue ~"1.

There is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "

Guess what the polar bear said when he opened the door? ..... "Let's go to your house to play ~"

2. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "

A child cried, and his father said, don't cry. After a while, his father will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eat sugar.

4. Jiao went to see a doctor, and the doctor said that you were seriously ill and could not share a room. Jiao A: My house is too small to share. The doctor said: I mean you can't * * *. Jiao is puzzled. He asked: My ancestors were all surnamed Jiao for eight generations. Why can't I be surnamed Jiao?

5. A bear comes prepared.

6. The eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

7. The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

8. The school established the Tibetan Cat Club.

Three years.

They still can't find the colonel.

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Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

10. In Hong Kong, a girl passed by a fortune-telling booth.

The fortune teller grabbed the girl and said to him, "You have a bad omen, which will be bad for you."

The girl said, "I wish I could take it off." Then she turned to go.

The fortune teller said to the girl, "Even if you escape, you can't escape the two * * * of life."

1 1, an egg went to the teahouse for tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground and became a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad guy. One of the eggs got married and turned out to be * * *; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became a Hua Dan. There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child; There is an egg. ......

12, stretch four fingers, what is it? Four,

Bend four fingers. What is it?

Wonderful ~!

13. Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, and time waits for no one.

A song: "Recalling my childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."

Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."

A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."

Apa: "In a few decades, it will be the Day of the Elderly."

A song: "In a few decades."

Appa: ". Tomb-Sweeping Day. "

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When the millionaire drove past a village in a luxurious extended Lincoln, he saw two beggars pulling grass by the roadside and stopped immediately.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ... >>

Question 5: Why is the sea blue? Because there are fish in the sea, when the fish bubbles, it will make a "blue" sound. Blue means blue in English, so the sea is blue.

Question 6: "Why is the sea blue?" "Because of the fish." "Why?" "Because the sound of fish spitting bubbles is' blue-bl', she thinks it's an interesting cold joke and wants to share it with you.

Question 7: Why is the sea with a 40-minute view blue and the sea water transparent and colorless? The blue we see is only the reflection of light. The sunlight is polychromatic light, and the light is white and transparent to the naked eye. When the light shines on the sea surface, most of the light is refracted into the sea water due to the change of reflection and refraction of the sea water. Most of the light we see is the reflection of seawater, and the wavelength of light seen by naked eyes is 400-756 nanometers of visible light. Because the bigger the wave, the easier it is to be absorbed by seawater. Most of the light we see is a combination of purple, blue and green, which looks like some black and blue light, so the sea water we see is black and blue.

Question 8: Are there any jokes similar to why blue English is blue? indigo

Blue blue

Sky blue; Blue sky; sky blue

Moonlight blue moon blue

Ocean blue

Lan hai hai LAN

Lake blue acid blue

Deep lake blue, bright blue

China Lake is blue and bright blue.

Snow blue

peacock blue

Sapphire sapphire; Jewel blue

Pink blue, pink blue

Purple blue purple blue; navy

Navy blue navy blue

Royal blue

Dark blue black

Purple blue purple blue

Lavender blue Dutch blue

ultramarine

Dark gray-blue ash

Deep blue; Bile blue

Bright blue

Medium blue, medium blue

Light blue light blue

Light blue; Light blue

Question 9: Why is the sea blue? Because there is a subject of ichthyology in the sea.

Question 10: Why is the sky blue? I heard it was a cold joke. Please explain that there is a color called sky blue.