A comic sketch or duet.

Location: Xiao Chengcheng, Ahua Narrator: The story happened in a stall near the Bund in Shanghai (the light hit Xu's face). It was a charming and well-proportioned place, and Pan An was ashamed to death. Song Yu was so angry that he was manipulated all day. Blood spill (the light hits Xu's watermelon stall) says, I'm not selling watermelon, I'm lonely. (the light moves to Xiao's face) splash ink on onion, ginger and garlic, and firmly believe that all roads lead to Rome (the light hits Xiao's noodle stall) Xiao: Drink chicken soup healthily, eat chicken for a long life, and make up the broth. Noodles experts are the first choice. (Light moves to Ding's face) A person creates a bright light under people's feet with his firm life creed. D: (giggling) My name is Ren. It's easy to nail shoes. (Narrator: Xu Wenqiang, who sells watermelons, and Li Ding, who repairs shoes, fell in love with a noodle girl with a full face of oil smoke! ) Ding and Xu turn their backs to Xiao at the same time. When I found something missing, I stepped back to look for it. Ding and Xu turned around hand in hand. Two people vomited at the same time and went back. ) Xu went back to the watermelon stall (hawking): selling watermelons, big and sweet watermelons, free of charge if they are not sweet. Shang: Boss Xu, have a sweet one. Xu (lowering his voice): Why are you here? Boss, let me sell watermelon with you. (Turning to Ding) Hey, Aligo, what are you looking at? D: TV. I asked about TV. D: color TV. I mean what movie. D: Martial arts movies. I asked your name. Ding: I'm a beautiful boy who loves flowers but doesn't shed tears. Of course, you can also call me Li Ding. Be sure to faint. Ding kicked and pushed her. Looking at it, Ding sang to Xiao affectionately: You are the most beautiful in my heart, and every bowl of noodles makes me intoxicated, your smile, your beauty and your pouting mouth when you can't put it down. Xiao was surprised. Ding Sing: I love you, love you, just like the upper loves the sole. No matter how far you go, as long as the shoes don't open, I will still accompany you. The upper loves the sole. Xiao (dropping something in his hand, lowering his voice excitedly): Huh? Do they all like me? What shall we do? They are all so excellent, but they are so cruel and miserable. Who should I choose? (suddenly awakened) Hey! Got it! (Put the bowl aside) Sing: Wait a thousand years, wait a minute. Aha. I love you, you are my Romeo and I want to be your Zhu Yingtai. I will marry whoever confesses to me, and I will not marry whoever does not confess to me. (Ding applauds and hits his hand with a hammer) Ding: It's beautiful (turns to frown) But what does this mean? X: Oh, Cheng Cheng means that she will go with whoever goes with her. Oh, my brain. It would be better if you sang it again and listened to it again. (Xu takes out a fruit knife and cuts his finger. Brush and write a few words in the notebook, ready to hand it to Xiao) Xu (shy): Hehe ... a little shy. (Xu walks to Xiao's booth, Xiao looks at Xu, covers his face with a notebook, kicks the stone under his feet, and walks towards Ding) (Ding touches his head and talks to himself, Xu listens) Ding: What do you mean by Cheng Cheng? What does she mean? With his intelligence, it is an insult to compare with him. However, he can run errands. Come on, Ali, give this to Cheng Cheng and tell him I gave it to her. Ding Qi: Oh, great. X: Be a good boy. I came back to buy you candied haws. (Ding goes to Xiao's booth and throws the book on Xiao's booth) Ding: Here you are, here you are. (in a low voice) I will marry whoever confesses to me. What does this mean? Xiao: Love letter! Xu: Cheng Cheng ... Xiao: Cheng Cheng, I love you very much. Xiao: Oh, my God, seven of these eight short words are typos! How romantic. (Xu stops Xiao) Xu: Cheng Cheng, what do you like about me? Xiao: I like you to stay away from me. (Xiao bypasses Xu and jumps into Ding's arms) Xiao: Ali, you are so literary. Since you say so, I'll choose you. D: love letter, love letter. He is ... D: I think that's it. Ding: You are the cotton candy in my heart, a sweet dream. With you, the world is getting old, even at dawn. Can we just wander freely, and love will bloom quietly in our hearts? Xiao: My most romantic dream is to grow old with you. When we can't go anywhere, you still treat me as a treasure in your hand. Xu: Ali, did you show my letter to Cheng Cheng? D: Yes, I received it. Xu: Cheng Cheng read my confession letter. D: of course, of course. Xu: Then why are you hugging each other? He's with me. Xu: Cheng Cheng is a happy family. X: What am I happy about? Xu: Ali. D: Don't ask me anything now, and don't ask me anything later. X: What should I do now? D: You said that since we are single, who cares about who? X: You mean liberating one from the other, right? Hey, hey ... Look, he's smarter than me. Remember, you'd better be single if you want to get mixed up in the Jianghu. X: No, I don't agree. Shaw: Ali, we are going to France to get married. D: Yes, we are going to France not only to get married, but also to sell noodles. X: You should stop for a while, and I will have a meeting with Cheng Cheng. Selling noodles in France requires a hygiene license. Xiao: Stay away. Cheng Cheng, let's go to Paris by plane. Shaw: Ali, it's a fly. A: Brother Qiang, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Don't forget the concert tonight. Actually, I am a singer. Selling watermelons is just my hobby. X: The love letter I just wrote has become a memory of yesterday. I have worked hard for half my life, and I am single again tonight. I can't go with the flow on my beloved journey. The heart is in the dream, and there is true love between heaven and earth. Life is a hero, if you see success or failure, but if you fail, start all over again. Xiao: I believe everyone who does this has their own disappointments. It doesn't matter. This is a big deal: start all over again.

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