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1, men eat everything, women eat everything.

2, C fire human nature is too rigid, can be soft to defy strong, come angry tiger, angry sheep.

3. Eyebrows are black and long, and brothers and sisters are very strong. If they are yellow and messy, sisters will be even more disastrous.

4, this life is born with ambition, from scissors to knife, three minutes to see work, parents can't hold their hearts.

5. I was born with a bad temper in this life. My feet jump as soon as I come up. I am good at my temper and often quarrel with people.

6, short eyebrows and long parents, short hair and short money, bitter and narrow. This man is poor and busy all his life.

7, the hair is as soft as cotton, the teenager has food and money at home, noble temperament, and smart parents.

8. Life is 33, husband and wife are safe, life is 45, and husband and wife are happy.

9. Ba Zi was born to be the cleverest, cleverest and cleverest of the five elements, and he can do everything with others. You can't do it without it.