Sketch, fortune telling, bragging

Two people boasted funny comic dialogue lines.

Y: We deeply realize that boasting harms the country, the collective and the individual.

Z: not good

Y: not good Now some people continue to brag.

Z: What else is there now?

Y: Some people are bragging. You said you were very capable. Why didn't the flood blow the other day?

Hello, hello.

Y: he can't play.

Zhang: Right, right, right, right.

Y: It's pure bragging.

Z: Then why did he blow?

Y: Just to show myself. What? If you have wisdom, you are superior to others.

Zhang: Right.

Y: that's all.

Z: Is there such a person now?

Yes Personal.

Z: Where is it?

Y: Now you are one of them.

Hello. No, no.

Y: ah

Z: You should brag. I have no experience.

You are modest. What? I told you before that you are a braggart. Right?

Z: What's the matter? No, no.

Y: huh?

Z: Then I can't compete with you, an old hand at blowing the altar. . .

Y: ha. . . I am a veteran of the altar. Who doesn't know that you are new here? Blowing is better than blowing.

Z: So you are an old hand at blowing horses.

Y: You blow behind the Yangtze River and before it.

Z: I'm not finished with you.

Y: well played.

Z: You really should brag. You are far from it.

Y: You showed your true colors. Ah. Can blow (thumbs up)

Z: To tell you the truth, I have praised it for more than ten years.

Y: ouch. May I not have it?

Zhang: Hmm. . .

Y: I've been playing for more than ten years.

Zhang: Hmm. . .

Y: I've only been playing for more than 20 years. Ha. . .

Z: He is longer than me.

Y: what's the matter

Let me tell you something.

Y: ah

Z: I have the ability to brag.

Y: trick?

Zhao: Yes.

Y: I'm bragging. It's my secret recipe.

Z: I blew the square energy round.

Y: I can blow the short ones long.

Z: I can blow ugliness into beauty.

Y: I can revive the dead. (Blow)

Zhang: Ha. . . Let me tell you something.

Y: ah

Z: Our family is a boastful family. How's it going?

Y: Our family comes from a boastful family. How's it going?

Z: Then our family is a professional braggart. Haha, blow

Y: Our family is a bragging joint venture.

Z: Bragging and joint ventures.

Y: tax-free for three years. Blow it, haha. . .

Let me tell you something.

Y: ah

Z: Our family is a bragging factory.

Y: Our family is a bragging trust.

Z: Then our family will be the bragging center of the world. What are you still blowing? World center. . .

Y: Your center is from our family.

Z: No, no, hehe.

Y: Hehe, how about it, hehe.

Z: Nice compliment.

Y: I can't, can I?

Zhao: Oh dear.

Y: You are right in telling this story. Don't brag, hehe.

Z: No, no, I can't beat you in cross talk.

Y: You speak crosstalk well.

Z: hey. . . We are all modest again. Well, who doesn't know you? You are a master, a master of authority. (thumbs up)

Y: No, no, no, I can't compare with you.

Zhang: What?

Y: You are a rising star and a representative of the new trend. Ha ha. . .

Z: Hehe, no, no,no. Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar.

Y: Oh, your cross talk is humorous and implicit.

Z: Your cross talk is very popular.

Y: Your cross talk is a household name.

Z: Your cross talk is well known to all women and children.

Y: Is your cross talk childlike? ah

Z: Your cross talk is the pearl of oriental art..

Y: Oh, your cross talk belongs to people all over the world.

Your crosstalk makes people laugh their heads off.

Y: Your cross talk makes people vomit.

Z: leaking medicine?

Y: Yes, it's exciting, haha. . .

Z: That can't compare with you.

Y: huh?

Z: Your cross talk is very useful.

Y: Your cross talk is very useful.

Z: Last time I went to Beijing.

Y: huh?

Z: A factory in the eastern suburb is on fire. Then all the fire departments in the city went, but they didn't come to the rescue. I have no choice but to invite you. When you get there, have a cross talk with the fire and watch the flame slide down. Come on, it's coming out. How's it going? hahaha. . .

Y: blowing endlessly. Can my crosstalk still put out the fire?

Z: Very helpful (thumbs up)

Y: That's not as useful as you.

Z: How am I?

Y: Our cream factory in the eastern suburbs of Beijing can't produce milk, so we went to him and blew on the cows.

Z: Did you blow it?

Y: I talked to the cow. I said a cross talk and moved the cow. Oh, I cried. A test, all milk. Collapse. . It flowed into the Yangtze River, and then there was a flood.

Z: It's not that big. It's a mess Supposedly, you Ma Ji can blow too much.

Y: Ma Ji?

Z: You Ma Ji.

Y: Where is Ma Ji? Alas, Ma Ji? Old man, are you there?

Z: Hey, this braggart can't even find himself.

Y: Who is Ma Ji?

Z: You are Ma Ji.

Y: No, I'm not Ma Ji.

Z: Then who are you?

Y: me? Not worth mentioning.

Who are you?

Y: I'm Xiao Zhaoyan. Hey, hey, hey, ha ha ha. . .

Z: Zhao Yanxiao.

Little Zhao Yan, this is me.

Z: You are Zhao Yan. Who am I?

Y: Oh, I can see that. (Clap your hands)

Zhang: Ah.

Y: Mr Ma Lao, you must be the respected Ma Ji. Very good!

Z: We switched?

Y: Oh, Mr. Ma, everyone knows that he is knowledgeable. Oh, Ma Ji, Mr. Ma.

Zhang: What?

Y: You can call it a living encyclopedia. hahaha. . . (Clap your hands)

Z: No, I can't compete with you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan.

Y: huh?

Zhang: You are so knowledgeable. Everyone knows that you know astronomy and geography.

No, I, Zhao Yan, have seen you. Ma Ji, it's nothing.

Z: I saw you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan, so I stayed away from you.

Y: I can't. I Zhao Yan can't compete with you, Ma Ji. Hmm. How interesting

Z: I can't compete with you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan.

Y: This is Zhao Yan.

Z: I'm much worse in Maji.

Y: I, Zhao Yan, am nothing.

Z: me. . .

Y: I, Zhao Yan, am not a good person.

Z: hey, hey

Y: I have to die of old age. I have to feed the dog when I die.

Z: That's ridiculous. How can I put it? I scolded.

Y: hey, hey, blow. Hey hey. . .

Z: This is so exciting. Come again.

Y: come again.

Let me tell you something.

Y: ah

Z: This time, we are finished.

Y: I'll blow if you blow.

Z: Blow if you want.

Y: that's right

Zhang: Listen.

Y: come on

Z: I'm so capable.

Y: I am much more capable than you.

Z: I like smoking. I smoke three boxes of cigarettes at a time.

Y: I like drinking. I drink four and a half tons a meal.

Z: Are we addicted to drinking and dying?

Y: drink it

Let me tell you something.

Y: hmm, ah

Z: I don't just eat, drink and be merry.

Y: ah

Z: I still attach importance to learning.

Y: really?

Z: I often read books with my ears. Hey-hey-hey

Y: special function, good good. Asking around, I always eat with my nose. Whew. . . I'm full, hehe

Z: Well, I use my armpits to find minerals.

Y: I use my throat to generate electricity

Z: I can see people through the wall.

Y: I saw your money through your clothes. Hehe

Z: I had a high fever last night.

Y: I also had a high fever last night.

Z: I have a high fever.

Y: I have a worse fever than you.

Z: I have a fever of 69 degrees.

Y: I have a high fever of 74 degrees.

Z: You didn't burn to death.

Y: burning

Z: I have a high fever.

Y: Er ...

Z: I touched a corn kernel in my hand, and my hand turned into popcorn.

Y: You can't compete with me.

Zhang: What's the matter?

Y: I had a kettle on my head and I boiled the water in three minutes.

Z: gas tank.

Y: burn, burn. Hehe

Z: I invited someone to dinner last night.

Y: I also invited someone to dinner last night.

Z: How to blow him?

Y: come on.

Z: It's bad after eating it.

Y: ah

Z: I swallowed the chopsticks.

Y: I ate it and it broke.

Zhang: What?

Y: I swallowed that spoon.

Z: I ate it and it went bad.

Y: ah

Z: I bit off a piece of the plate.

I ate it and it broke.

Zhang: Ah, what?

Y: I'll bite off a pressure cooker.

Z: I ate it and it went bad.

Y: ah

Z: I bit off this desktop.

I ate it and it broke.

Z: What else do you bite? bite

Y: I, I bit my nose off.

Zhang: Ah. . .

Y: bite your nose?

Zhang: Ah.

Y: yes.

Z: I stood on the chair and took a bite.

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Z: I'm a old boys.

Y: I am older than you.

Z: I went to college at the age of ten.

Y: I graduated from college at the age of nine.

Z: Then I got married at the age of eight.

Y: I'm seven and my son is thirteen.

Z: That's more like it. Come again.

Y: bragging is not taxed. Just brag, hehe.

Z: I have been scarred since I was six years old.

Y: I got a tattoo on my forehead when I was five years old.

Z: I was hunched when I was four years old.

Y: I have had a beard since I was three years old.

Z: I went bald when I was two years old.

Y: I retired when I was born.

Zhao: Yes. Do it again, do it again.

Y: again, again

I tell you, I am tall.

Y: I'm tall

Z: I am 2.78 meters tall.

Y: I'm 4.69 meters tall.

Z: And I'm tall. I am taller than that international building.

Y: I'm three stories taller than the International Building.

Z: I'm still tall

Y: I'm tall

Z: The plane hit my waist and flew here.

Y: The satellite hit me.

Z: I'm tall

Y: I'm tall

Z: My head is blue and my feet are on the ground. I can't be any taller.

Y: I'm still tall

Zhang: What?

Y: The upper lip is close to the sky and the lower lip is in the gutter.

Zhao: What do you mean?

Y: A bragging about nothing, hahaha.

Z: Hehehe.