Ironic sentences (a collection of 60 sentences)

Irony also applies. Some people only listen to the original meaning and don't read between the lines. For example, I don't swear, because I never swear. So, are you looking for sentences about irony? The following is my carefully collected "satirical sentences (a collection of 60 sentences)" for your reference, hoping to help you.

? 1. People invent clothes to hide their shame and take off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between politeness and clothing.

? There are too many liars, but there are obviously not enough fools.

? Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

? 4. Don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. I can't pull it out if I want to.

? After all, this is not a loved society. You'd better restrain yourself.

? 6. Love is not the whole of life. When you get old, you know that's just a part of life. I am immersed in love every day, and even men and women trapped by love will despise him.

? 7. Don't think that eating some spinach makes you a Popeye. Don't yell at me.

? 8. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

? 9. Flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive others; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter's heart in the world; Let men break their hearts, men are flowers;

? 10. Adults expect smart and beautiful flowers in their children's heads, but expect others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.

? 1 1. I'm not a fortune teller from Tianqiao, and I can't say what you like to hear.

? 12. See why there is famine in Africa.

? 13. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

? 14. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

? 15. Our goal: Look at money and earn more.

? 16. Ask what money is in the world and teach people to live and die together!

? 17. Don't be afraid of being used. People use you, which means you still have use value.

? 18. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that his wife is desperate, the third is that his young lady is ill, the fourth is that others will react, the fifth is that his lover is soaked, the sixth is that he is afraid of mahjong shooting, the seventh is that he is afraid of stealing money, and the eighth is that he is afraid of failure.

? 19. The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

? 20. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

? 2 1. It is shameful to look coldly at the adulterer's bash elbows. Loose soil is a cow in a skirt.

? 22. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

? 23. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

? 24. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!

? 25. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

? 26. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!

? 27. The light is on! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!

? 28. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some irresponsible people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a nondescript meeting.

? 29. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

? 30. Is there another person in the world who will admit that he is afraid of himself? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "not daring".

? 3 1. You are just a remainder in the division formula, and even the perfect parts can't compare with the original ones, and your parts are only defective.

? For all scientific reasons, peas and rice just won't tell you. Just so-so, third in the world.

? 33. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

? 34. Third party, you dropped your skirt.

? 35. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

? 36. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.

? 37. I have met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you!

? 38. No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

? 39. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

? 40.damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!

? 4 1. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

? 42. Even though I am small, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness. -

? 43. There are four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

? 44. I've never seen you say no like this, and you still say it like this.

? 45. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

? 46. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

? 47. I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!

? 48. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

? 49. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!

? 50. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was struck by lightning.

? 5 1. No matter what sharp words I use, I can't express my indignation at you at the moment.

? 52. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

? 53. I will help you solve the problem that Confucius can't help you solve.

? 54. I said you want to have a facelift. At least go to Korea and Thailand. You are now the result of Thai shemale surgery!

? 55. Put yourself in Lao Zi's position, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.

? 56. When you look at me, can you stand higher? If I always look down on you, my neck will ache.

? 57. You said you were either fooling around all day or making a fuss.

? If I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending.

? 59. You should have some self-knowledge. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

? 60. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.