What is the most provocative love story?

What are the most provocative love stories? I don't know when it started, and some very rustic love stories have become the mainstream of love stories now. There won't be two earthy love stories when going out. I feel bad. So today, Bian Xiao will share with you 100 the most sultry earth love stories, and the routines are full, which makes girls hard to prevent.

1. "Have you gained weight recently?"

"No, why do you say that?"

"Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

2. "Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital?"

"What's the matter?"

"I want to give you my whole heart."

3. "Can you lend me your cup?"

"Why?"

"Because I want to lend you my life."

Pick up hot chicks is a technical job, not something you just want to do. I also read our teacher's secret book of picking up girls, Jiang Han's Lian Bi book, and earnestly practiced the scheme of chatting inside. Now, my sisters are becoming more and more upright and go on strike every night. Single brothers should go and see it. Jiang Han must be in love with art, and there is an electronic version online. The awesome thing about this book is that you can win your sister by chatting and make her fall in love with you completely.

4. "Actually, I'm afraid of you."

"why"

"Because I am naturally afraid of my wife."

5. "I heard that you like to eat melon seeds."

"Not bad."

"Then I will be a sunflower."

6. "Do you know who I have been secretly in love with?"

I don't know.

"Please look back at the first word of my last sentence."

7. "Let's be friends."

"why"

"Because love is about to start ~"

8. "What are you doing around me?"

"I'm spinning around in my world."

9. "I don't think you are suitable for dating."

"Why?"

"Suitable for marriage."

10. "Are you a mouse?"

"What do you mean?"

"How did you get into my heart at once?"

1 1. "Are you a magician?"

"What do you mean?"

"When I was with you, everyone else was gone."

12. "Do you have flowers at home?"

"planting"

"Planting flowers is boring. Let's plant strawberries. "

13. "I'm not hungry as soon as I see you"

"why"

"Because you are delicious."

14. "You should pay the rent."

"How much rent to pay"

"You have been in my heart for so long, shouldn't I charge?"

15. "Can you go?"

"What's the matter?"

"You hit my heart."

16. "Do you know why I don't go to heaven?"

"why"

"Because there is you on the ground."

17. "Do you know why your parents still want you after having your sister?"

"Why?"

"For me!"

18. "I'll show you a magic trick"

"What magic?"

"Become super fond of you"

19. "I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? "

I don't know.

"You northern nose"

20. "Do you have a lighter?"

"No" "

"Then how did you light up my heart?"

2 1. "What blood type are you?" "

"blood type o" "

"No, you are my ideal type." ...

22. "I pushed you into the garden and I couldn't find you. Do you know why? "

"why"

"Because you are as beautiful as a flower."

23. "Why did you touch my things?"

"I didn't!"

"Why didn't you touch my heart!"

24. "Do you know what your face looks like?"

"Like what"

"Attract me like the earth"

25. "Where are you from?"

Sichuan people

"No, you are my sweetheart."

26. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?"

"What son"

"My wife"

27. "How long have you been single?"

"From birth to now"

"Sorry to have kept you waiting."

28. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child and an artist when I grew up. Now ... "

"What about now?"

"I just want to go to your house."

29. "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? "

I don't know.

"Because I have you, naughty boy."

30. "What sign are you in?"

Leo

"No, you are tailor-made."

The above is the most exciting love story compiled for everyone, hoping to help the brothers.