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Can constellations be believed?
Dare to think and do is the demeanor that a new generation of girls should uphold. How could I not know that astrology, as a personal code of conduct, is only a sign of losing confidence? Of course I understand. Therefore, it is doomed to be kind and difficult to refuse this charge knowingly.
When I was in middle school, I fell in love with a boy. Because of my reckless confession, I smashed my friend's cover, making me cry in the quilt and almost didn't hold my breath. Later, a classmate helped me read horoscope books and tarot cards for a long time, only to realize that we were never meant to be together. From then on, I vowed to be a great fortune teller who worries about the world first and points out the way for all the girls in the world who suffer from lovelorn pain. The internet has made this dream come true for me.
Because of the surge in visits in recent days, more and more girls write letters for consultation. Although I am the prime minister on the surface, the sweetness in my heart almost choked to death with honey. Who knows, one day, I received a letter from a boy who actually said something that should have been written to the lottery center. It turns out that I made a joke on the homepage, saying that all the 10000 people here, as long as they are boys and Pisces, will write to me, and I will fulfill one of his wishes.
This is just a live advertisement to show off "magic". Actually, my wishful thinking has been laid down. Even if God insists on bothering me and making such a coincidence, I can slowly explain the four-letter word "do what you can" in the next private chat. I can't do anything else online. I am very skilled at pretending to be beautiful. Imagine which seemingly elegant frog would embarrass a poor character. Hehe ... eat with your brain, and you will feel at ease.
However, this guy didn't ask for it when he was happy. He only said that he had not considered it clearly for the time being and would change it after careful consideration. Oh, my God, he won't think of any weapons or spaceships, will he? All boys have this fetish in their paranoia. I hope he can be a sick accident and forget to talk about dolls and music boxes.
Within a few days, he really didn't leave me alone. After reading the last few words at the end of the letter, I finally retreated feebly. This guy really wants to meet?
I'm beginning to wonder if this is a long-planned conspiracy. A frog in this city, after desperately refreshing to four zeros on the website, launched his waiting net. But I can't catch the evidence, so I have no choice but to think hard about a set of countermeasures. Unless he recognizes me on the spot at the appointed place, everything is invalid.
As a matter of fact, I don't have to attend the activities of the day. Besides missing a good show, I can at least guarantee the safety of 100%. But my natural curiosity made me want to see his embarrassment, so after careful packaging, I excitedly fled to the agreed community.
I didn't disclose anything to that guy except a bookstore sign. In other words, Fiona Fang can spread my shadow within ten miles. However, just two plots of land inside and outside the bookstore are enough for him to find easily. I proudly walked to the bookshelf near the door, looked at the book and peeped around through the dark light of sunglasses.
A novel is almost finished, and the goal has not yet appeared. Is the other side's anti-spyware technology more powerful? In other words, this boy didn't show up at all, and I was completely caught in another trap. I was thinking nervously when suddenly someone patted me on the shoulder from behind, which not only made me tremble, but also almost knocked the book to the ground. I turned around and looked at the boy in front of me in shock, only to see his sly eyes shining with victory. God, I really fell into a trap!
"How ... how ... how did you recognize me?" "Who looks around like a thief when reading with sunglasses on?" It seems that this is the best explanation for your wits. A well-thought-out plan was actually destroyed under the details. I swear I will never wear sunglasses again next time. I will cover my eyes with long hair instead. After three or four minutes of consternation, I finally thought of a plan to slow down, sighed and made a painful expression. I was about to leave when I saw him pull me, so I changed my face and looked at me maliciously.
People who have no compassion must not be good people. I held my breath and decided to call him dirty if he came any closer. He suddenly gave a sunny smile and said, "I like your website very much." There are not many girls who can host such a large workload in Absolute Monarch. " I was a little carried away by his praise. I not only took back my fierce eyes just now, but also calmly accompanied him to drink a cup of coffee. The atmosphere of the cafe is very warm, with flowers and soft tablecloths. This is really a place suitable for romantic Virgo. Seeing that my face was warmed by hot coffee, he asked the requirements of Pisces boys on his homepage. Fool, Pisces and Virgo are collocations, just look through the information.
After getting the answer, he looked at me Gherardini, and I was embarrassed to look up. The book says that Pisces boys are easy to fall in love, and the probability of falling in love at first sight is quite high, right? ...
The speculation in my heart is accelerating with my heartbeat. If this continues, I'll fall to the ground and die after one sip of tea. I didn't expect him to stop. Just when I was in a daze, I inexplicably added: I seem to really like you a little.
The coffee in my mouth almost missed his face. Fortunately, I tried my best to hold back, only letting a black spit slowly flow down the corner of my mouth. When he saw it, he laughed even harder. I wiped the stain and threw the tissue in front of him, trying to chase me through three levels!
According to the book, Pisces boys have three major shortcomings: weak will, poor financial management ability and sentimentality. Only by passing these three tests can I add him to the list. He smiled again, just like my cousin's face when he entered the playground. The first one is the easiest. While chatting with him with OICQ, I applied for another number and took a boring name, britney spears. Not only did he tell a lot of well-known classic love stories, such as "Let your tears accompany me for one night", but he also told his sad past vividly in Lacrimosa. Unexpectedly, he just said lightly: Dude, you have the wrong person. I already have a girlfriend, and the webpage she made is also very beautiful. Learn from good comrades when you have time, and don't think about love all day. Bah ... Who's his girlfriend? She is helping me to promote my website like a relative now. What an apple polisher.
Not long after, he turned his head and told me a touching story of loyalty and unyielding to death. I snorted from my nostrils. Is this cheap, tell me?
Two days later, I dragged him into the street again, and took the opportunity of the second exam to give him a good "chop" and let him buy me an inflatable fish that is taller and fatter than people. I didn't expect him to accept it without saying anything. Hey, hey, I can grab the handle right now. I gave clear reasons on the spot and announced that I failed the exam. Who knows that his mouth is upside down? Learn to spend money on things that will make money. If he should buy, he should buy. If he shouldn't buy it, he shouldn't buy it. It's natural and logical to buy a gift for his beloved girl ... it's so long that I'm speechless.
Sure enough, he is a dangerous person who will please girls. Although I frowned on the surface, I picked up the fish and turned away, but my heart was full of flowers, more beautiful than the morning in the flower shop. There's only one left. Even if I intend to accept it, I will pull it back. Otherwise, if I really fall in love in the future, he will definitely regard this defeat as the most typical joke.
That was the last time in that cafe, I asked the waiter to give me a cup of the most bitter coffee, or I would put a gun to my head in front of him, for I was afraid I would only laugh. After drinking two cups of coffee, my face was really inspired. I leaned down, supported my forehead with my hands, and looked like the heroine of Qiong Yao vividly: Sorry, I have had a boyfriend for a long time, and I have never liked you. ...
He still smiled and said there was no camera. You think it's a TV series?
Can't you say that I didn't play realistically enough? I practiced in front of the mirror many times at home. It seems that I should bring a buddy to cooperate earlier. The live performance is really amazing. In a rage, I quickly squeezed out two tears, covered my whole face with my hand, and cried with difficulty: This is true!
Suddenly, the laughter disappeared, except for the soft piano music, as if the space outside the atmosphere was empty and silent. A hand gently pulled open my quilt, and I was presented with such a quiet face for the first time in my life. Finally, I said sadly, if you are really embarrassed, please walk out of this door and never look back.
I don't know whether I passed the test in the end, but I only know that I stayed and enjoyed it for a long time in the aroma of coffee.
It was not until memory walked a long mountain road and reached a place called understanding that I learned correctly from accidental literature that his constellation was a constellation far from Pisces. It turns out that everything is just a trap full of flowers. However, I didn't get angry or shed tears. I just pouted and put back the evidence of peeking. Who let me be firmly trapped by this incense trap?
However, my website has been neglected for a long time. I just opened a small window at the top of the page and told all my friends that there are only inappropriate people in the world, and there are no inappropriate constellations.
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