What is the coldest joke you have ever heard?

A university professor, honest and frank, upright. Especially against flattery, flattery, wearing a top hat and obsequiousness in society. He flaunted his creed by this, refused to accept or cater to it in action, and made harsh remarks and denounced it in every lecture and forum speech. His behavior not only left a good impression of fighting evil spirits, but also became an upright hero in his mind. Because it is too strict, most people dare not go near it. But he has a student who is clever and clever. After going to social work, according to the characteristics that everyone in the society likes to listen to good words and wear high hats, they are not only easy to get along with comrades, but also close to leaders. Because of the leader's love, his official career has also been continuously improved, and he soon rose to the place class. At the same time, he didn't forget his former professor and decided to pay a visit. But he knows the teacher's ethics, and he is afraid that he will not receive gifts, and he will flatter himself, but he will be self-defeating. After being annoyed for a while, I decided not to accept gifts, but also to wear a high hat to flatter and use persuasion instead. Come prepared, master and apprentice have a good talk. When talking about the characteristics of the teacher again, he changed the subject: I have missed you for a long time today, and the other is to advise you to change your temper! Don't you see the change of social situation? People are too straight to be welcome! Then, he cited several examples and said, "Listen, teacher, who will be honest with you now, not accepting gifts or taking bribes, sticking to principles and being extremely vicious?" I quite agree with your political character and principles! If people in society were like you, the flattery would be gone long ago! The stubborn teacher not only didn't criticize and object, but also seemed to realize "alas"! Said with emotion: that's right!

When the students saw the teacher's acceptance, their purpose was to say goodbye. The teacher gave up one journey after another! Seeing the teacher turn around and walk away, respectively, the students who are worried about flattering the clues laugh at ease! Soliloquize: This tall hat is finally put on by the teacher! Secretly praise your cleverness!

Lao Tzu asked: What is Tao?

A voice came from the corner of the venue:' head' is the way!

In the street, a blind man stood in a stall and felt the bones for fortune telling.

I held out my hand to him.

He said that I am a blessed person with delicate skin, and that I am a sheep (actually, I am a chicken). Then he said that I had no hair (I touched my hair and my feet) and that I was born in June (in fact, I was born in September) ...

I said he was not allowed at all, regardless of gender.

The blind man quickly apologized and said, "Oh, oh, I'm sorry!" " Excuse me! "

Q: A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become?

A: mung bean paste (mung bean shark).

Q: Why can't the plane hit that high?

Where are the stars?

A: Because the stars will "flash".

Q: Xiao Bai Xiao Bai?

A: White rabbits (two).

In fact, there is more than one moon in this world!

So, how many?

One is in the sky and the other is in the water. There is only one God, but there is more than one place where there is water. One in the sky and two in the eyes. Animals with eyes are not only humans, but also other animals; ……

Oh, so, this moon is really strange! [shock] [shock] [shock]

High cold joke: be a good boy;

The thief's name is: teasing you.

Possibility of creation: practice;

Appreciate it a hundred times: never tire of seeing it!

A polar bear is bored and has nothing to do.

He found something, and he was very excited. He pulled out his hair one by one. ...

After that, I trembled and said, Wow, I'm so cold [don't look] [don't look] [don't look] [don't look]

A detail of American writer Mark Twain's campaign for governor;

Children of all colors hold my legs and call me dad. [big gold teeth] [big gold teeth] [big gold teeth]

Yes! Trump said it!

Trump: People in China are afraid of death! We Americans wear masks to talk about human rights every day! Good health! No problem without a mask!

Results! Surprise! The virus doesn't even let the children go! The secretary of state is not so lucky! According to the infection! [Yi tooth] [Yi tooth] [Wu face] [Wu face]

One of the coldest jokes I have ever read about philosophy is as follows:

"A philosopher's job is like catching a black cat in a dark room.

To make matters worse, no one knows whether there is a cat in the house. "