Seek the lines of Ma Ji's cross talk "New Peach Blossom Spring"

Tang: Chairman Mao once wrote a poem praising the motherland. Ling Tao doesn't know where to go, but where can he farm in the Peach Blossom Garden?

M: My dear brother, I don't know one thing. I want to learn something at my dear brother's desk. I wonder if you can give me some advice?

Don: Why does this man smell like this? You're welcome. If you have something to say, please say it in person. What's the point? I was infected, too. No, say something.

Ma: Where did the Taohuayuan households fall today? Brother Yu wants to go.

Don: Oh, you want to go to the Peach Blossom Garden.

M: Of course.

Don: Not bad. What a coincidence, I'm going there. I can go with you.

M: Oh, let's go together. It's an honor.

Don: Hey, get up.

Ma: The shoelaces are untied.

Don: I thought he was on his knees. Which unit are you from?

M: I'm from China Institute of Archaeology. ......

Don: Director?

Ma: Unearthed cultural relics.

Don: The object of study.

M: Of course.

Don: Come on, I said it smells corny. Don't you sound like a man of our time?

M: I'm from the Eastern Jin Dynasty. /kloc-joined the army 0/500 years ago and served as a county magistrate.

Don: Oh, I'm the county grandfather.

Ma: Just because I don't want to bend over for five buckets of rice, I will go back to be an official. Became an idyllic poet. I wrote the word "returning home" and wrote the Peach Blossom Garden.

Don: Who are you?

Ma: Tao Ben's surname is Yuan Ming, and he is called Mr. Wu Liu.

Don: Tao Yuanming?

Man: Where, where.

Don: Poet!

M: How dare you? How dare you?

Don: Mr. Tao.

Ma: Don't kneel.

Don: Who knelt down for you? What's wrong with it? What are you doing here?

M: I'm bored because I've been underground for 1000 years. I said it was sunny today and slipped out the back door.

Don: OK, the fairy is out. What did you come to see?

M: I have been isolated from the world for more than 1000 years, and everything feels new. Let your good brothers lead the way and see today's Taoyuan, so that you can feast your eyes.

Don: Oh, ok, please get in the car.

M: It's like a room with four millstones below. What is neither a donkey nor a horse? Why is it put in the middle of the road?

Don: Hey, that's a car.

Man: A car?

Don: Oh, no wonder there was no such thing more than a thousand years ago. Sit on it and I'll take you to the Peach Blossom Garden.

Oh, great, great.

Don: What about the cat?

M: I'm glad to take the bus, but it's impolite to take the bus. Let me go around it three times.

Don: What's wrong?

M: No car door was found.

Don: Hey, I don't know how to get on the bus. Come on, let me open the door for you. Hop in.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Don: You're welcome.

M: Thank you very much.

Don: Please.

M: How dare you? How dare you?

Don: Let's go.

Man: Ah.

Don: Are you finished? You, get in the car

M: The car is really good now. They don't need horses and people to pull them. They beeped in front, faster than when I made a sedan chair.

Don: How fresh! Here comes the Peach Blossom Garden. I'll accompany you up the hill.

Ma: I like climbing mountains all my life. I planted beans in Nanshan. Today, I revisited the Peach Blossom Garden and looked around. See things in a blur

Tang; Oh, I can't even see it. Look, that's Taohuaxi.

Ma: Peach blossoms flow like before.

Don: That's the Sangzhu Pavilion.

Ma: Wan Qingzhu refers to the sky.

Don: That's the Peach Blossom View.

Ma: The white walls and green tiles are still there.

Don: That's the Jiaju Monument.

Ma: Such a big stone tablet is not easy to move.

Don: Nothing. Why did you move the stone tablet? In front is the ancient cave of Qin people.

M: I remember it vividly.

Tang: Out of the ancient cave of Qin people. It's the paradise you wrote that year.

M: I wrote Xanadu, which is actually a fictional place, but I am dissatisfied with the reality. And people are weak and unable to resist, so they have to bow their heads to vent their anger by chanting poems in the article. Look at today, * * * Chairman Mao, * * * people turned over and liberated, and all the wolves in the world were driven away. It is really an immortal force to save the world. It's a pity that an old man can't do his little for the society.

Don: Then you can't help it.

M: If the four modernizations need me today, I will go through fire and water again.

Don: Oh, you're not even afraid of death?

M: I'm not afraid of death.

Don: Why?

M: I've been dead for over a thousand years.

Don: Hey, come on, let's see the new face of Peach Blossom Garden.

Ma: Wow.

Don: What's wrong?

Ma: There is a big mountain ahead.

Don: It's that mountain. What's the fuss about?

Ma: There used to be barren hills and bare mountains, but now there are green mountains and green waters. There used to be tigers and wolves all over the mountain, but now there are flowers and fruits all over the mountain. There used to be golden roosters everywhere, but now there are terraces, which is really a big change.

Tang: They are all from Taoyuan, and they have made great achievements in farmland capital construction, mountain management and water control. Take the county party secretary as an example.

M: Wait a minute. What is the county party secretary?

Don: He doesn't even know the county party secretary. I tell you, the county party secretary is the leader of a county.

Oh, oh.

Tang: He practices the "three ones" with the masses, eating, living and working together, and leading the masses to change places on the other day.

M: I want to dedicate a poem to the secretaries.

Don: After all, you happen to be a poet. Read it.

Ma: There have been no secretaries in all dynasties. Unlike officials, they often share weal and woe with the people and are willing to eat humble meals. Can we compete with him?

Don: Why?

M: I am greedy at the sight of a good drink.

Don: Hey, who is like you? Not only leaders at all levels take the lead, but also women have made great contributions. Take March 8th Construction Company as an example. They fought day and night. Not afraid of hardship, not afraid of fatigue.

Ma: Dear brother, I want to dedicate a poem to my sister.

Don: His poems are written so fast. Read it.

Ma: In the past, women were shy, but now my sisters shout, and I am scared dumb when I walk.

Don: Well, sometimes, Tao Yuanming's poems are not so good. To tell you the truth, it took Taoyuan people three months to turn the eighteen arhats upside down.

Ma: Hee hee.

Tang: Jiulong Mountain is rebuilt.

Ma: Woo hoo.

Don: I have conquered the mountain of sorrow. Anyway.

Ma: Woo hoo.

Don: Anyway. ......

Ma: Woo hoo.

Don: What the hell is it called? In short, the peach-shaped mountains are green, full of flowers and fruits, and it will always be spring, and the grain and forest will be harvested!

M: Great, great. Oh dear.

Don: What now?

Ma: There is a white belt winding in the mountains. Is it the Great Wall of Wan Li?

Don: The Great Wall of Wan Li is in the north.

When will you move to the south?

Don: I haven't heard of it. Can the Great Wall move? That is the Panshan Highway built by Taoyuan people in the process of mountain management. There are 3000 kilometers of such roads in the county.

M: Ah, wait a minute.

Don: These three. ......

M: What is a kilometer?

Don: He doesn't know kilometers either. I tell you, one kilometer is equal to two Li, and three thousand kilometers is equal to six thousand Li. Get in the car and drive 60 miles. ......

M: Wait a minute. How much is sixty miles?

Don: 60 miles an hour is an hour. ......

M: Wait a minute, what is speed?

Don: 60 miles an hour. ......

M: Wait a minute. What is an hour?

Don: An hour is a quarter. ......

M: Wait a minute.

(Together): What is a quarter of an hour?

Don: Why don't you know anything? Let me tell you this: I can't get there by car for two days and two nights.

Oh, great, great, hmm!

Don: What now?

Horse; There is a big chessboard at the foot of the mountain, all of which are beautiful. It seems that there is a green carpet on it and the chess pieces are moving.

Don: Hehe, that's farmland built by Taoyuan people to protect crops from being washed away by floods.

M: One grid at a time?

Don: Five acres and one mountain on one side.

M: Is there a green carpet on it?

Tang: Early rice seedlings.

Ma: Are the chess pieces moving?

Don: That's a tractor!

Ma: Tractor? How many eggs do you eat a day?

Don: I've never heard of the next eight! Can this tractor lay eggs? That's agricultural machinery. In order to realize agricultural mechanization, many such machines have been added to various social teams. Look, the one turning around is a tractor.

Ma: Beep?

Don: Pump.

Ma: Spray water?

Don: Rainmaker.

Ma: shiny?

Don: Power station.

M: Rows?

Tang: member's new village.

M: Is it on the second floor?

Tang: Ten thousand pig farms.

M: A foot long?

Don: Little pig.

Ma: More than three feet?

Don: Most pigs.

M: More than five feet?

Don: Sows.

Ma: Seven feet long?

Don: Raise pigs.

M: Twenty-six feet?

Don: Twenty years old ... that long?

Ma: Stop the river dam.

Don: Oh, he can see clearly.

Ma: Now the Peach Blossom Garden is full of grains, six animals are thriving and people live long!

Don: Socialism is good.

Ma: Wow!

Don: I have to let him scare me crazy. What happened?

Ma: There are rows of tall poplars, one after another. Ma: There are no branches and leaves, but there is smoke on them.

Don: Hey, does that tree smoke? That's a chimney. Rows of chimneys are a yard.

Ma: Wonderful, wonderful, good!

Don: Stop it! Everything is fresh in your eyes. Come on, I'll take you to the poor peasants and middle peasants.

Ma: Oh, dear brother, lead the way before your head.

Don: Come on, stop shaking.

M: Yes, yes, yes.

Don: Please sit down first. The host will make you a pot of Yunwushan tea in Taoyuan.

Ma: Ah, dear brother, what's in your hand?

Don: Well, a thermos?

M: A thermos? This thing is really strange, short mouth and long belly, wearing a flat-topped hat, taking off the hat and steaming.

Don: Hey, thermos. He also wrote a poem.

Ma: When I look carefully, bite! !

Tang; What? That's a burn. The host is very hospitable. Please try the local products of peaches.

M: Oh, it's a pity that the host is so kind to hold the lamb feast.

Don: Hey, there are no whole sheep.

Ma: A neck is more than two feet high and three feet long. Isn't that a sheep crying?

Don: The sheep shouted? The sheep's head is so small!

Horse; Little sheep.

Don: I haven't heard of it. It is a world-famous Taoyuan chicken. A foot weighs 7 or 8 Jin.

Ma: Oh, that big chicken must be tender and delicious.

Don: Can I give you a chicken leg?

M: I dare not.

Don: Why?

M: I'm afraid he will kick me.

Don: Hey, it's too ripe to move.

Ma: Dear brother, it's past time. There are no candles in the room. Why is it as bright as day?

Don: Oh, you said it was too dark there. Why is it so bright?

M: Of course.

Don: Come on, I'll tell you, there are lights.

Man: Electric light?

Tang; Ah, since the elimination of Baiyang River, resources development and hydropower generation have been vigorously carried out, and various types of hydropower stations have been established. Now it's really radiant! What do you study?

Horse; How many kilograms of electricity can a light bulb emit?

Don: How many kilos of electricity? No matter how heavy the electricity is, it is not a matter of wattage.

How many tiles can that light bulb hold?

Don: How many tiles? I tell you, you don't understand. I'll take you to the midnight battle.

M: What is a midnight oil?

Don: Burning the midnight oil, tens of thousands of people in the county are building large reservoirs.

Ma: Oh, who will wear those big pants?

Don: What water pants, the reservoir! The reservoir stores water. With them, not only crops can be protected by drought and flood, but also agriculture, forestry, timber, sideline and fishery can develop in an all-round way.

M: Oh, great, great! Dear brother, do you think there are seven fairies coming down to earth?

Don: Where?

Ma: Halfway up the mountain, there is a female general with a white jade belt around her waist and a Lei Gong diamond in her hand. What kind of play?

Don: play, that's a stonemason, breaking mountains and hitting stones.

Ma: Alas, people nowadays are really talented soldiers and generals. Even worse than the Monkey King in those days!

Don: Hey, what's this metaphor?

Ma: My dear brother, look over there. There were shouts and great excitement.

Don: That's a labor competition!

Ma: Is there anyone who plays lion ball there?

Don: It's upside down.

Ma: Dancing?

Don: Soil pickers.

M: A singer?

Don: That's, uh, teaching social songs.

Ma: squeak?

Don: Squeak?

Ma: The kitchen is killing pigs.

Don: It's all put aside.

Ma: Today, I revisited the Peach Blossom Garden. I enjoyed my eyes and suddenly opened them. Before I leave, I want to present a poem to commemorate today's trip.

Don: OK, read it.

Ma: Today, I revisited the Peach Blossom Garden, and all my dreams have come true. I have great courage in managing mountains and controlling water, and I am determined to change fields for afforestation. Ten thousand pig farms are magnificent, asphalt roads are long and wide, lights are flashing everywhere in the countryside, and iron cows are turning around happily. The motherland is colorful, and the Peach Blossom Garden has a new day. One day, I will be reborn and settle in Taoyuan.

Don: Hey, he really made up his mind.

Ma: Good brother, silly brother, let's go.

Don: Why did you leave?

M: Thank you very much for your hospitality this time.

Don: This is what we should do.

M: I will never forget your hospitality.

Don: You're welcome.

M: I should give you a present another day, but I have no money in my pocket.

Don: Well, don't give it to any of us.

M: Dear brother, come to my house when you are free.

Don: I will definitely visit your house when I am free.

M: It's a deal.

Tang; Absolutely.

M: Don't stand me up.

Don: Where do you live?

M: Go west from here.

Don: Where is it?

Man: cemetery no.2.

Don: I'm not going.