Bart fortune teller _ Shuitou fortune teller

It's risky to cross a wooden bridge with a pregnant woman.

Dogs bite mice-mind your own business.

The dog took the motorcycle away-it doesn't understand science.

Pacific police.-They are very tolerant.

Rats drill bellows-both ends suffer indignities!

Toothless people bite lice. (What a coincidence)

Blind people eat dumplings-they know.

Fart under the covers.-take it all.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashion (wet hair)

My nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Make a fire extinguisher with a rolling pin-I know nothing about it.

Take off your pants and fart-there's no need.

Women wear fitness pants-no matter what equipment.

Eat corn and say hi-your mouth is yellow.

Cats scratch-they can't get rid of their paws! (I can't get rid of it)

The teapot is filled with dumplings-you can't pour them out if you have them.

Pockets in the air-loading the wind (crazy)! (meaning playing dumb)

Don't shoot at your waist-pretend to be a hunter!

Yellow mud rolls the crotch-not death (shit), but also death (shit)

Fart in the water-overestimate (describe the seriousness of the matter)

Cats cry mice-crocodile tears!

The slate on the toilet head is smelly and hard. (describe a person's stubborn personality)

Open a warship in the toilet (reading)-go forward bravely.

Toilet (reading) flashlight-looking for shit (death)

The barber shook his hair.

Rake the red till the fart-pour a lump (often describing people who do business as unlucky to lose money).

African old man jumps high-scary!

Take off your pants and pat the tiger-shameless and deadly (describe a person's shameless)

Smoke in the crotch-crotch (when burning) (naturally)

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they can't say it when they are bitter.

The eagle is full-JJ (penis) eats too much.

Put yourself in the hospital-treat your feet (consciously)

Girls' dormitory directors carry water girls.

Jade Emperor Peeing-Revealing the Secret (Chicken)

Meat buns hit dogs-there is no return.

An old sow who crosses the threshold-only cares about her stomach

Sprinkle pepper in the grave dam-you are crazy (describing one person cheating another)

The old woman drinks porridge against the wall-the back wall is toothless and dirty.

15 bucket drawing water-seven ups and eight downs

A blind man beats his wife-don't miss.

The mouse left the wheel on its waist-it has a heart to catch the cat (describing that it is determined to do something)

Things)

Sunbathing millet at the moon dam-thanks to the sun (thanks to discipline, thanks to beating)

The urinal is wavy-windy.

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

The mouse climbed on the scale hook-declared itself (boasting its meaning)

Soda powder lost in Mauritius-hard work (dung painted on the wall)

Peas roll their ass-meet a circle (fate) (coincidence)

Africans dance-black (scare) people.

Bees are drilling their crotch-chasing the ball (beg)

Sitting naked on the slate-small stones are big (small ones throw big ones)

Old woman's whirlpool urine-no booing (empty) (just not afraid)

A bachelor is sitting on a slate-throwing eggs at the stone.

9 topless women and 1 topless men-more breasts (fierceness) and fewer chickens (luck).

Jade Emperor's Jade Day (describing people as very powerful)

Fight in the toilet-die (shit)

Hang a salt pot in your crotch-when you are lazy (to describe a person's laziness)

Stick a stick into the thin mud-it sinks deeper and deeper.

Hang a pot on your crotch-it's so noisy (described as loud)

Shit can be used as a whip. (Describe thoughtlessness)

Lake Bao eats cowpeas-suspended (unstable, unsafe)

Sun monkey dances-all hands (which means unrealistic)