Ask for a sketch script (social morality class)!

I feel very lucky these days. I wonder if you can see it.

B: You are lucky if you can't see it, unless the sun rises in the west!

A: Look down on people! You don't even look at your eyes, ah!

What happened to my eyes?

A: A short-sighted mouse is not smart at first glance. From a distance, it looks like an elf, and from a close look, it looks like a dragonfly. Forget it, or should I tell everyone what luck I have?

What luck?

A: I am very lucky! Isn't that the day? I walked downtown and hit my head. Guess what I saw!

What do you see?

A: I only saw a rectangular object falling rapidly in my direction. I wonder if it's time to eat bread!

B: I still want to eat at this time.

A: It landed at my feet and suddenly fell apart. Let me see, what bread! This is a beer bottle. Shua, brushed the tip of my nose and flew past.

Yo, that's terrible.

A: Well, I broke out in a cold sweat, but I didn't move a step.

I'm scared. You get even with him.

A: I'm still paying the bill. When I looked up, it was fifty or sixty floors. Who am I going to find?

B: (changing the subject) By the way, you haven't moved a step, and you are quite calm.

What are you calming down about? My feet are weak and I can't walk! I feel my forehead is cold, my back is wet and my eyes are dizzy.

B: Nothing!

A: I'm worthless. An old man was scared and collapsed there.

B: I'm old!

The oranges I just bought are scattered all over the floor.

B: I didn't hold it steady!

A: Dentures are flying all over the sky.

B: that's really speechless.

A: He also speaks fluent "English", which I still don't understand!

I know English! You said I would help you translate!

A: Good! The old man said! #￥%￥%…—*#%

Is that English? That's scary!

A: You said I was unlucky to leave! If I take one more step! I don't know what it has become now!

B: Don't say it yet! How lucky!

A: So! I've decided to wear a helmet when I go to the streets in the future!

I'm luckier! Isn't this the day! I can't help it! I'm going for a walk in the street! At this time, I saw many people in front of me, and I was so happy that I immediately took a look together!

What happened?

B: I don't know! Suddenly the crowd began to move! Move faster and faster! I have no other hobbies, but I like to join in the fun.

A: (Facing the audience) Something must have happened to those who like to join in the fun.

When a policeman stopped me, I followed the crowd.

A: (to the audience) Do you think so?

Why don't you play the police?

A: OK, get into the role. Aha, was that the fastest you ran just now?

B: Yes, yes.

A: We are chasing a group of hooligans, and you have nothing to do.

B: No! The police comrades misunderstood! I am here to join in the fun! I have nothing to do! I am playing here!

A: I call this gay! Don't be a hooligan if you have nothing to do! You have leisure time! You can win glory for your country at the Olympic Games, you know?

B: Right, right, right! I must correct it! Do you see it? This is the trouble of joining in the fun!

You deserve it! Not worthy of sympathy! This is the disaster caused by love! Like me, I'm not like you!

B: What's the difference?

A: Like me! I don't like to follow the crowd! In other words! Just don't like to join in the fun! Last month! I go to the zoo to play! I just stepped into the gate of the zoo! I saw a large crowd rushing to the door!

B: There must be something good!

A: I don't care! Keep moving! This is to hear a buddy shouting! The tiger has escaped! I was just about to say that the tiger ran out so easily! I just saw a tiger staring at me! I seem to be attracted by tigers!

B: Then run!

A: Nonsense! Run early if you want to run! Feet are too soft to run! Say it again! No matter how fast you run, can you outrun the tiger? ! Then a voice came from a distance! Brother! Don't panic, have a cigarette. Calm down first!

Good idea!

A: What should I pay attention to? That boy shouted just now! Tigers pay more attention to me! I take a step back! Tiger, go further! I'm going further! Tiger, back off.

You danced with the tiger! If you have this luxury, then run quickly!

A: I'll tell you! I think my life is at stake! Just then a kind aunt shouted in the distance!

B: What's your name?

Hang in there, kid! You need tools to fight tigers! Come on! Aunt, there is a fruit knife!

B: Oh! Want to shoot a tiger?

A: who dares to fight? Just then! I found an iron cage not far behind me! I ran into an iron cage with lightning speed! I locked it! Ha ha! Come on! Come on!

Look at his pride!

I just want to have some fun! I felt a furry thing embrace me, and I looked back.

B: What?

A: African gorilla! I just escaped from the jaws of death! Into the gorilla's nest again!

B: Do something!

A: Yes! Some keepers tease orangutans with branches! Some use water to nourish! But the gorilla wouldn't let go!

B: That's it!

A: Then the old keeper came! "Get out of the way, get out of the way." Everybody be quiet. This gorilla has just separated from the little gorilla! I feel a little sick! Just keep it for a week!

B: Ah! So you were in the cage all week?

A: That's true! I'm thinking! In the past, the "passenger flow" of this zoo was pitiful. How come the number of people suddenly exploded this week! None of the other animals look! Come and see us, something even more terrible! The TV station is coming! Shoot a column there with a camera!

B: What column?

A: The name of the column is "Man and Nature".

B: Cough!