Kneeling for hilarious jokes

One day, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid boy?"

Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

2. A three-or four-year-old girl caught a cold and wanted to drink bitter medicine. She cried when she saw the potion, but she didn't drink it.

"Do you drink it yourself or with your father?" Dad said helplessly.

The little girl was silent for a while, then gritted her teeth and said, "water!" "

Can you speak ill of me without embellishing it? Want to cook? !

If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.

Xiaoming thinks that his mother's cooking is not delicious. For this reason, Xiao Ming's mother specially reported a training class. A few months later, Xiaoming's mother beat Xiaoming for dinner with taekwondo!

Xiaoming: "Don't make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees."

Xiaohong: "Why?"

Xiao Ming: "Not familiar!"

6. Mrs. Gates said in an interview, "Our family never uses apple products or even eats apples."

Jobs, who was sitting by, said dismissively, "Hey, what's the big deal? Our house doesn't even have windows. "

Zuckerberg said, "Do you dare not face it?"

7. When a man doesn't have a girlfriend, he goes to a fortune teller and makes a divination.

The fortune teller said, "You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life." .

The man's eyes lit up. "What about the rest of his life?"

"You'll get used to it for the rest of your life," said the fortune teller.

8. The ant married the elephant, but the elephant died a few days later. The ant was very sad and cried while burying the elephant: "Dear, why did you walk in front of me?" I don't have to do anything in my life, so I buried you. "

9. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family to luxury car villa. These are not dependent on others, but entirely on ourselves, bit by bit.

10, my dream is to save 1 million, and now I'm halfway done and have saved 100.

1 1, remember, dear, the good-looking ones are called coquetry, and the ugly ones are called running wild.

12, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

13, Xiao Ming: Come and see, come and see, I'm on TV!

Xiao Wang: What do you do on TV when you are free? Come down, don't step on the TV!

14. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

15, Xiao Ming: I saw the photo you sent me. Did you eat steamed bread at noon?