Mother's classic lines in the Three Kingdoms period

Mother's Three Kingdoms is a family comedy jointly created and directed by directors Dan Liang and Ye Tian, starring Cai Ming, Gekko, Wang Liyun, Natalie and Guo Jiaming. This TV series tells the stories of three mothers with different personalities: Cao Meihua, Liu Fengxian and Sun. Because of the marriage problem between children, they became in-laws and formed a modern version of the "Three Kingdoms" situation. The play premiered exclusively at anhui tv Dolphin No.1 Theater on February 20xx 1. Let's take a look at the classic lines of my mother during the Three Kingdoms period:

1, such a smelly thing should not appear on the earth.

2. Jin Jiexiaomin, may your friendship last forever.

3. Whether your shoes are high-grade or not can be seen by others at a glance.

This family is really generous. A pot of broken flowers wants to kidnap my daughter, so I can't help it.

5, I tell you, now is the legal society, you don't think I'm afraid of you.

6. Only you know whether the shoes are suitable or not.

7. I was afraid that her girl would not find a date, so she went back to the grass to kiss your ass.

8. Sun Liqin, your bamboo is not called bamboo, but bamboo shoots.

9. The teacher's son is in trouble with his head still open.

10, after that, I can only talk to myself, and other girls are cruel.

1 1, marriage cannot be impulsive.

12, don't blink, don't turn around, sleep quietly until dawn, don't disturb the leader.

13, oh, stinky tofu, stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky.

14, Pinger, we are both, you are the second, you are the first and second.

New three kingdoms lines

1, Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world." Gu: I want to travel back to claim the original copyright. ...

2. Yuan Shao: No one in the world knows you. (Gao Shi in Tang Dynasty: This is obviously copying my work "Don't be big"! )

3. Primary school: Master ... Master ... (In other words, isn't this a popular name for slaves in the Qing Dynasty? )

4. Dong Zhuo: Our family wants all the officials in the guest house to eat! ("za" is a military term from Shanxi, meaning "I", "we" and "you and me". In the Ming dynasty, it had obvious military characteristics and represented masculinity. Eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty took this as their own name. There is also a thunder point in this statement: "Dear Guan Bai" ...)

5, Zhang Fei: Three surnames are slaves, rest! Yan is coming!

6. Lu Bu: What did you call me?

7. Zhang Fei: Three surnames are slaves.

8. Lyu3 bu4: Why am I called a slave named Lu San?

(Lu Bu was called a "three-surname domestic slave" because of his surname Lu, and later became Ding Yuan's adopted son, and finally recognized Dong Zhuo as his father. However, in the new "Three Kingdoms", Lu Bu was designed to be directly recorded by Dong Zhuo from Xiliang District, and Ding Yuan's plot did not appear at all. In this way, the title of "three surnames of domestic slaves" is no longer established. )

9. Wang Yun: This is the story of my daughter Deusim.

10, Dong Zhuo: You are a treasure house! This idiom originated when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that he would build a golden house to marry his cousin when he was a child, and later it was compared to marrying a wife or hiding a lover. )

1 1, Dong Zhuo (known as Marotta): Brother Li ... (Marotta, there is no such person in the official history, but there is such a person in the fifty-ninth volume of Zi Jian. In the romance, he is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law and counselor, so it is totally inappropriate to call him Brother Li. )

12, Yuan Shao: Meng De, your team has returned to the DPRK. (Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was defeated when he came back, but this idiom is used to describe his triumphant return. )

13, Wang Yun (The Story of Persuading Diesim): If you want to kill animals, you must first devote yourself to it.

14, diusim's story: what's the difference between an adoptive father's behavior and an animal's?

15, Liu Dai: I have a general named Pan Feng. He has a mountain axe weighing 100 kg in his hand. This man will be able to slay Hua Xiong.

16, Yuan Shao: Do you dare to fight?

Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!

18, Chen Gong: Mende! We did something bad! They didn't kill us, they killed the pig! Cao Cao thought: You call me a pig? )

19, Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate and make yourself miserable?

Servant of Wang Yunjia: Your Excellency, Lyu3 bu4 has come to give a birthday present to Miss Diusim.

2 1, Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. sorry

22. Cao Cao: "When the eyelids blink, the old hen becomes a duck."

23. Dong Zhuo: "Yuan Shao is a bastard!"

24. Dong Zhuo: "Cao Cao, you bastard!"

25. Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxurious. I am happy here.

26. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a helpless dou. Dou: Dad, how did you know so early? Changed to fortune telling? )

27. Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart. This is the most shocking thing. Cao Cao knew for a long time that he didn't kill Si Mazhao's father, which shows his kindness.

28. Lu Bu: My Diophantine is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!

29. Cao Cao: I want to find Liu Bei myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.

30. Dong Zhuo: "Luoyang luxury, I am happy here."

3 1, Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world."

32. Lu Bu: I want to propose to Lord Stuart (Lu Bu wants to propose to Wang Yun and suspects that Lu Bu is gay. )

33. Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxurious. I am happy here.

34. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a helpless dou.

35. Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart.

36. Liu Bei: When I came to Cao Mao, Zhuge Liang actually played with me and was not at home!

37. Zhuge Liang (opens the thatched cottage): Speak of the devil and he will arrive. Haha, Liu Bei is here.

38. Cao Cao: I want to find Liu Bei myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.

Sp Jiang Wei's classic lines in the war of three kingdoms

The lines of the Three Kingdoms killing Jiang Wei

Kill me if you mess with the kids? /The thief will come down early to avoid death.

Following the ambition of the late emperor, entrusted by the prime minister, you must not forget it! /Prime Minister's great kindness, the death of Wei Wan cannot be reported.

Stargazing follows the wishes of the Prime Minister and seeks to usurp the throne of the Han Dynasty! /Recover the Central Plains, just around the corner!

I can't plan to die in battle, but it's fate/prime minister's great kindness, and Wei Wan's death can't be reported. /I fight to the death, why did your majesty surrender first?

Prime Minister Victory, we are waiting for today's battle only to comfort your spirit in heaven!

Jiang Wei (202-264) was born in Jixian County, Tianshui (now southeast of Gansu Gangu). During the Three Kingdoms, Shu and Han were all famous generals, officials and even generals. When I was a teenager, I lived with my mother and liked the theory of Zheng Xuan, a Confucian master. Because his father, Jiang Tong, was killed in battle, Jiang Wei was appointed as Zhonglang by the county.

During Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition, Jiang Wei was suspected of disloyalty. Jiang Wei had to surrender to Shu Han and was highly valued by Zhuge Liang. After Zhuge Liang's death, Jiang Wei began to make his mark in Shu Han. After Fei Yi's death, Jiang Wei began to take charge of the military power, continued to lead the Shu-Han army in the northern expedition to Cao Wei, and fought against Cao Wei's famous wargo, Chen Tai and Guo Huai many times. Jiang Wei won the Northern Expedition twice. Small wins three times; Not four times apart; A big defeat, a small defeat. Later, due to the fact that Shu Zhong's ministers also opposed Jiang Wei's Northern Expedition and eunuch Huang Hao played politics, Jiang Wei could not be killed, so he had to reclaim land in the stack to avoid disaster. After five attacks on Shu, Jiang Wei defended Jiange and blocked Zhong Huijun, but Deng Ai attacked Chengdu from Pingyang and surrendered. Jiang Wei hoped that after reviving Shu Han by his own strength, he pretended to surrender to General Zhong Hui of Wei, intending to use Zhong Hui to rebel Cao Wei and realize his wish of restoring Han Dynasty. But Zhong Hui finally failed, and Jiang Wei and Zhong Hui were killed by Wei Jun together.

Skills of military commanders

In the provocative stage, you can ask another person who includes you in the attack range to choose one: 1. Use a killing trick on you; 2. Let you discard one of the cards. Each stage is limited to one time.

Follow the awakening technique. If you don't have a hand at the beginning of the turn, you choose one: 1. Recovery 1 physical strength; 2. Touch two cards. Then you lower the upper limit of physical strength 1 point to gain skill stargazing.

Skill matching:

Compared with provocation, ZhiJi may be easier to understand. After Zhuge Liang's death, the plan to revive Shu was handed over to Jiang Wei. Send troops to Cao Wei's Northern Expedition 1 1 times. Although he failed to return to heaven after all, he can learn from his loyalty and carry out the legacy of the old prime minister wholeheartedly. Red halberd can only be launched at the beginning of Jiang Wei's round when there is no hand, which caters to Mr. Zhuge's love of empty city stratagem and also wins eternal stargazing. The provocation is more likely to be reflected in 1 1 Jiang Wei's eagerness to participate in the war during the Northern Expedition. Although a bit far-fetched, after all, for Kill the Three Kingdoms, the design of the game is inspired by allusions higher than allusions, so it is still acceptable. After all, the skill content reflects Jiang Wei's fearless side.

The lines of the Three Kingdoms Killing Yu Xun

Introduction to the game role:

Yu Xun (163-212), Yin Yingren of Yingchuan (now Xuchang, Henan). At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao's chief counselor and outstanding strategist was praised as "my ovary" by Cao Cao. Officials serve, maintain the order of ministers, and respect the Hou. He was honored as "Xun" because he served as a book minister for more than ten years.

Lines from "Three Kingdoms Kill Yu Xun":

Drive away the tiger

Reach out your hand and fight with him.

This is a plan to drive away the wolves.

Save your life.

I will never look back!

Be loyal, keep modesty and retreat.

be killed in action

Master wants me to die, so I have to die. ...

Introduction to game role skills:

Drive the tiger-in the battle stage, you can fight a character who is physically stronger than you. If you win, the character will do 1 damage to another character within its attack range. If you don't win, it will do you 1 harm. Each stage is limited to one time.

Life-saving-Every time you are hurt by 1, you can let a character replenish the number of cards equal to its maximum physical strength (up to five cards).

★ If the number of hands of the designated target character is greater than or equal to the upper limit of physical strength when Xun launches "Help", the card will not be replenished.

★ When you get more than 1 at a time, you can have different target people fill in the cards in turn.