Tang priest's mentoring joke

Four priests Tang went to travel by plane, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

....

Bajie jumped down.

Before long, the four of them flew to travel again. They crashed on the way and there were still only three parachutes.

They went on answering questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: OK. Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

..... Bajie had to jump again.

The third time, the four of them traveled by plane again and had an accident on the way.

Then Pig said, Master, you don't have to ask. I jump by myself.

Then jump.

Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time!

The Tathagata asked, "Do you have a USB flash drive?"

Tang priest and apprentice. . . .

The Tathagata asked again, "What about the mobile hard disk?"

. . . . .

The Tathagata continued to ask, "IPOD is ok."

Wukong, dig your ears!

Tathagata: "Then how did you entertain yourself on the road?"

Tang Priest and Master: "Fight monsters and upgrade!"

Tathagata sighed: "Then you can go back the same way, and I will send it to you with QQ!" " "

Tang Priest: "Shit, I knew it would be over if I added your QQ. Why should I go so far? "

When Tang Priest returns, he will join Tathagata on QQ, but Tathagata just won't join. I was so angry that he cursed, and he went to the West for the second time!

The Tang Priest asked the Tathagata, "Why don't you add me?"

Tathagata: "Shit, the QQ number has been stolen, please add me another number!" " "

The Tang Priest and his disciples went back.

When Tang Priest came back, he added Tathagata QQ and found that the sutra was passed on slowly.

Tathagata chats with Tang Priest's QQ: "Tang Xiao, do you have a 56k Railcom?"

Tang Xiao: "Yes, it was installed only last year."

Tathagata: "Alas, you'd better do it again ..."

Tang priest and his disciples spray blood. ...

The Tang Priest and his disciples went through eighty-one difficulties again, and when they met the Tathagata, they sought scriptures.

Tang Priest and Master: "Brother Lai, don't fool me, just give me the scriptures!"

Tathagata: "There is a virus in the computer, so the system is reinstalled, and the scriptures are gone. Go home first! Wait till I write a new one and post it on my blog! Go and download it. "

The Tang Priest and his disciples are dizzy!

After Tang Priest and his disciples returned to the Tang Dynasty, they planned to go to Tathagata's blog, but they couldn't open it, so they called Tathagata and asked him, "Tathagata, your blog can't be opened!" "

Tathagata: "The traffic is too large, which drags down the server. Please ask Wukong to buy me a new one. "

After Wukong sold the Tang Priest's cassock and Zijin alms bowl, he bought a server and sent it to the Buddhist paradise to help Tathagata install the system and broadband server. Finally, he was able to access the blog.

Wukong came back to see the Tang Priest downloading, and he had downloaded 99%. Suddenly he said, "The file you want to download has been disconnected!" "

Then refresh the Tathagata blog, and I saw a sentence on it:

"This blog was hacked by Niu Wangmo!"

White turned into a beautiful woman, carrying a basket full of food, trying to lure the four masters and apprentices into being fooled. The Tang priest, who had been silent, burst out laughing and pointed at the woman and said, "She is a demon!" " The Monkey King asked curiously, "Why? Master also has golden eyes? " Tang Priest proudly raised his mobile phone and said, "The camera of my mobile phone has infrared perspective function, and 5,200 silver is not white, hehe."

Pig Bajie peeped at the spider essence in the silk cave to take a bath and was entangled in the demon silk. Bajie, who has always been weak, turned on his mobile phone and rang the insect repellent bell. In the intermittent ultrasonic oscillation wave, the spider essence twitched and rolled its eyes. The pig came out of the net and said, "Children, do you still think you are Spider-Man?"

When the four of them arrived in Tongtian River, they saw that the river was wide and sad for a while, so they went to Mr. Chen's house for the night. Chen Laotou complained that the monsters in the river wanted to eat their children. The Monkey King was furious and immediately called the office, demanding a severe crackdown on China's abduction and trafficking of women and children. After half a day, the monster hung up the phone. ...

The four men crossed the river in a huge old tortoise. The old turtle has no other requirements, just want to know when he can get a person. Pig Bajie usually likes to play with these gossip things. He turned on his mobile phone, found a fortune-telling program, entered the birthday of the old tortoise, calculated it, and said, "After 850 years, wait."

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