A short humorous joke

Short and humorous jokes, especially funny jokes. Many people in life like to joke. Laughter is also a very popular form of entertainment, which can be seen in many videos. So, what are the short and humorous jokes? Let's take a look together.

A short humorous joke 1

When I was admitted to college, my sister's brother-in-law went home and my sister gave me money.

At this moment, I heard my brother-in-law say, "Your sister gave you money to go to college, not for college students. It has a special purpose! "

Me: "Daughter-in-law, do you think it is rude for me to have sex with you?"

Wife: "I don't think so. At best, you are violent, not rude. "

After listening, I was speechless!

Landlord: "I married a wife ten years younger than myself, and I obviously can't satisfy her recently!" " My wife has been stewing ginseng, sea cucumber and velvet antler for aphrodisiac for me every day recently. I am very distressed and feel that this is not the solution to the problem. Please help me! "

God replied: "If ginseng, sea cucumber and velvet antler don't work, try eggplant, cucumber and carrot!" "

The crow met the magpie this morning and said, "Why are you so haggard?"

The magpie said, "I helped the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl cross the bridge last night."

"That in previous years also didn't see you so tired? ''

"ah! The two goods are not good at watching jokes, so they play the stage of shock ........................ "

One day I took the subway and accidentally took TT out when I took out my mobile phone. I pretended not to see it because there was sister paper around.

After a while, an aunt came over and said loudly, young man, you dropped your Guanyin. . . .

Then the eyes of the whole car turned to me.

Aunt, this is not Guanyin, but Pu 'er. I'll give it to you and get it back for you.

Short humorous joke paragraph 2 1. Withdraw, send a system prompt saying: "So-and-so withdrew a message". Please, I just don't want anyone to find out!

Second, I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

Third, in order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day and wait for my father to make a fortune.

Fourth, these days, no puppy love, no meanness, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework, no playing mobile phone, no one believes that you are a student.

In fact, the girl who cries for a single aristocrat has a group of spare tires around her, silently guarding her. She doesn't really want to be single, she is just "choosing dishes".

Six, a classmate said to the teacher: Teacher, what you teach is useless. As a result, the teacher replied: I don't allow you to say that about yourself.

Humorous joke 3 1. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

Second, life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

Third, if a girl walks in an ancient street and is dragged back to wash her face by the emperor at night, will she be convicted of cheating the monarch or something?

Four, nine times out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory, and the remaining one or two are particularly unsatisfactory.

The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

6. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky, but I just want to know that if a person has been unlucky, he doesn't know how to laugh.