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Two drunks
? At noon at the end of the year, two drunkards came to the academy and asked loudly where Bobo's bathroom was. Bobo said there was a bathroom outside 100 meters. Two drunks left angrily. Shao Qing, two drunks are here again. Put Bobo on the phone. On the other end of the call, he said: My surname is Jiang, and this is my territory ... Bobo said: Sorry, I don't know! ..... speechless, two drunks left again.
After a while, my phone rang and my friend said there were two important people to help me answer it. I didn't know what had happened until I went out to find Bobo. I also said why Bobo wouldn't let others go to the toilet, which was a big deal. Unexpectedly, it's really big. Two more drunks came and sat down and called, waiter, tea. I have to say: sorry, we don't have a waiter here. This is a public library. Everything is self-help and free. Two drunks said they wanted tea. Helpless, I had to make tea, and Bobo was so angry.
Two drunkards are drinking my tea, and they are deeply wronged, and they are still adamant. Director Wu, an alcoholic who claimed to be another alcoholic, picked up his mobile phone and called a police chief, saying that there was a Canglang Academy by the river ... Then he said that someone would come and close my college for three minutes ... Alas, I didn't expect to meet a great god. After listening for a long time, I probably understood that one is a director-level official and the other is a rich man who does hundreds of millions of businesses. I have to say carefully: Canglang Academy is for public welfare, so don't be embarrassed by the white underworld. Just when it was difficult, friends came to save the scene. But this friend doesn't know the two drunkards very well, just smiling.
? Hiding in the studio, I am also very depressed. It seems that my practice is not enough. Bobo is impatient and worried that Bobo will start work. Go out and ask Bobo to go first. I'm a little reluctant, too I stole a photo of the director while drinking tea and sent it to a friend. Check the background of such an awesome director Wu and see who it is. Less than a minute later, my friend came back and I realized it. Although I have never seen this director Wu, I have heard this name for more than ten years. There is a group photo of a group of officials in my academy, including this great god. What an asshole!
I know all the details, so I'll just watch the play. The director continued to perform, which was awesome. Call the police station, call the real estate agent, and then call a few men and women, all big shots, oh, and a round beauty to prepare the next meal. Ugly, too. I directly called out director Wu's unit and name and joked that I would invest to help director Wu shoot a documentary for about a year. About half awake, the director is a little embarrassed and can only continue to borrow wine to pretend to be crazy.
Before he left, the secretary borrowed a book, Non-violent Communication, which I thought was quite suitable for him. I told my secretary to give it to him. Actually, I really don't want to see this person again.
? This is the end of the story. Two drunkards, one rich and the other powerful, look like grandchildren in front of the powerful drunkards and pretend to be grandfathers in front of the king. The real estate agent is respectful in front of a street director, but he is a triad in front of the king. And a powerful drunkard is simply the taste of the emperor. This is about the mainstream ecology of the present society. But a little comfort, this director is a typical jerk, most of them don't have such low quality! Alas! A grain of mouse excrement spoils a pot of porridge.
Seven deadly sins: greed, uncontrolled desire; Lust: physical desire; Gluttony: Hu Weiwei's desire; Jealousy: the desire for property; Laziness: the desire to escape; Arrogance: the desire for Excellence; Anger: the desire for revenge.
? Today, Bobo said with emotion: I feel suddenly back to the old society. I said China people are ashamed of killing people! Here comes the question: How many crimes did the two drunkards commit?
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