A brief love story with local flavor

Bao, I went to infusion today. I miss your night treasure. I went to the farm today. The land I planted is dead set on you. I went fishing today. What fish do I catch that loves you till death do us part? My soda bottle is so hard to open. What is so hard to open? It's hard to love you in my heart. What kind of cotton do I grow? I am affectionate to you. What treasure did I dig today? I want to see you, this stinking treasure. What flowers did I pick today? What kind of flower do you smile like? What kind of fields did I see today as sweet as you? What machine is my mobile phone brushed? What game am I playing? What kind of game is it that I swim in your heart? I went for a drink. What is the wine you want to drink for a long time? What car am I driving? Your wedding car baby? I just ate a corn I've never seen before. What corn fascinates you deeply? I read it wrong today. I love you more every day. I want to take medicine today. What medicine do you take? What is the most important treasure? I walked around the street today. I love you to the point of no way back. What happened to you today? For every dozen melon seeds today, what is your Mr. Right? What class am I going to have today? I like your unusual baby. I am very angry. Why did I meet you? I have spent all my luck. I went to eat today. What kind of food do I want you to eat? I jumped into the sea. I jumped into your love. Haibao, I played ball today. What kind of ball am I playing? Looking for treasure for your dream, I climbed the mountain and couldn't escape your love. I went out, and the doors were always together. Our treasure, I swam to an island, which was fascinated by you. I went shopping for clothes today, and everything you bought was conquered by me. I want to keep a bird, what bird and your love birds cherish. What dishes did I wash? What bowl have I seen with you? What classes have I taken? Our romantic short tacky love story 2 1. Please remember that I miss you when I am looking for you and I miss you when I am not looking for you. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it? 3. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you. I am full of love for you, but I don't say anything. You know what you know, forget it if you don't know. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart. 5. "I always wake up thirsty in the morning in autumn and winter." Why? " I probably owe a kiss "6". I really want to get a tan. "Why?" Because I can secretly protect you. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too. 8. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years. 9. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve. 10. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy" 1 1. " Do you like chocolate? I like "I have it in my mouth, would you like to try it" 12. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? I made it for you. 13. What kind of noodles do I want to eat? 14. Do you know my favorite wine? What wine and your everlasting. 15. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream, so I didn't dare to wake you up" 16. I miss you all day. I am lonely because I miss you every night. I am sad because I don't have you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly. 17. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words. 18. I woke up easily in the spring morning. How did you get along with my friends? 19. "We may have been hit by an arrow" "Huh? "Cupid's Arrow" 20. " Every pen of mine is so sweet "huh?" Because every pen knows your name "2 1." Smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "22. Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 23. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%. 24. "I count my fingers, and you lack me in five elements. ""I am an attractive man, and you are attractive. "25. Touch the fabric of my clothes to see if it is your girlfriend's material. 26. The hot temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of heartbeat is proof of loving you. 27. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini"? "Wrong, I am tailor-made for you. 28. "What do you belong to? ""I am a dog ""nonsense, you obviously belong to me "29. I have nothing to do and I don't like you very much. 30. Do you know why I always lose, because I lost to your tenderness? 3 1. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark. 32. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart. 33. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you. 34. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple. 35. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it. 36. I cut my hand, so you should do the same, so we are a couple. 37. "Amusement park, you can ride on it. ""How does music spin? " "Trojan horse. "A Mu 38." Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do? "I don't know." My wife. "39." After meeting you, I just want to be a person "and" a person ". 40. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.