Humorous jokes about chatting with women

Humorous jokes about chatting with women

With regard to humorous jokes about chatting with women, boys should know some humorous jokes, which can attract girls' attention and increase girls' goodwill towards you. Let me introduce some information about humorous jokes about chatting with women. Let's have a look.

Humorous jokes about chatting with women 1 1, deliberately teasing her:

For example, having dinner together, your sister wants you to hand her a spoon.

You: "Do you want a spoon?"

Sister: "Well, still nod."

You: "No! Unless, you get a watermelon. "

Sister: I'll give you a watermelon. "Can I have it now?"

You: "Great, here you are."

At this time, don't really give it to her. When you get it in front of her, withdraw it quickly! Look her in the eye and say, no, honey trap is useless, how can I give it to you!

Sister: I'm starting to freak out.

You: "You look so cute when you are angry! For your lovely sake, I will give it to you ~ "

Here comes the point. Pass the spoon. When sister wants to pick it up, hurry back and scoop a spoonful of soup!

At this time, my sister will definitely come and beat you directly!

You: "Ah, it's so comfortable, right, right, just above."

Then, you two can talk. Don't be afraid to offend your sister. She won't be really angry.

2. Deliberately misinterpret the sister's meaning and fight back with what only girls will say:

1 For example, my sister said she would go home.

You: Surprise! "ah! I didn't know you were such a person! Just want my body! Don't you want my heart? "

Sister must be speechless at this time. She may say, I mean, go back to my house.

You: "Go back to your home? This is not good! I'm not ready. "

The sister at this time must be in distress situation.

My sister met you by chance.

You: "Don't touch it! I'll sue you! However (pause for three seconds here), because you are so cute, you will be wronged to let you touch it twice, only three times! " Trust me, girls will chase you and touch you.

3. Use some sensitive words

For example, my sister said, I'm going to take a shower.

You: "Ah? This is not good, we are not very familiar, I am not that kind of casual person! "

4. Pan-throwing method

You: "Do you know?"

Sister: "Ah? Know. "

You: "My mother thinks for a long time, but still thinks that we are not suitable, so we shouldn't be together" (first, we should be serious, and then say the latter with a wry smile)

5. elegant

Sister wants to say sorry to you.

You: "The bridge is here! Many girls can't help saying the wrong thing when they see my handsome face, so stop it! "

3. Transfer method

Give your sister a hand when crossing the zebra crossing.

Say, "Be careful."

Sister should thank you and say, "I'm afraid you crashed the car."

4, palm reading

Well, it's total nonsense. Whatever you say.

For example: "Come on, Yang will perform a divination for you! Ah! Look at divination, you missed me! "

Open your eyes and lie: "Your toilet is as big as mine!" "

5. False denial method

The skill of this method is very simple, that is, first deny the question raised by the sister, and then admit it, so as to achieve the humorous effect.

For example:

When chatting up, the girl asked, "Do you often meet girls in the street like this?" I said, "Not often. I only know a dozen a day. "

The girl asked, "Do you often come to this bar?" I would say, "Not often, only once a day."

The girl asked, "Do you often take girls home?" I will answer, "No, I often take men home."

The girl asked, "Do you like meeting girls very much?" I replied, "No, I like to be known by girls."

Humorous jokes about chatting with women 2 false echoes

When a girl says something, if you disagree, don't say anything against it. Pretend to agree with her first, then extend, exaggerate and return to absurdity.

For example, girls say, "I hate men smoking."

You said, "It's just ... smoking should be your woman's hobby.

The girl said, "I am punctual!" " "

You said, "well ... always on time, never more than an hour later."

The girl said, "Does my new hairstyle look good?"

You said, "beautiful! ..... hey? What did you just say beautiful? "

Inverse word order method

Reversing the other party's word order still constitutes a legal sentence, which often creates accidents and humor.

For example, I give girls sunglasses and praise them for their beauty.

The girl said, "My face looks good in any sunglasses."

I said, "My sunglasses look good on everything."

The girl said, "I don't like that bar."

I said, "Well, that bar doesn't like you either."

The girl said, "Every time I see you, you are in this bar."

I said, "You are wrong, but every time I am in this bar, I will see you."

Pretend to be a good person

"Pretending to be a good person" is also a deception. Pretending to be a good person is to imitate the practices of those "good people" around girls, imply that they are not like this through exaggerated tone and expression, or break their "good person image" through subsequent turning points.

To give a simple little example,

The girl said, "Thank you!"

Most men will say, "You're welcome!"

Or "I'm glad you thought of me."

But such an answer is too serious, boring and vulgar.

What can I say?

I will say, "We know each other so well, why should we thank you?"? You don't have to thank me, just invite me to dinner! " "

Give me another trick of "pretending to be a good person" The girl told a story. After listening to the story, first make a positive evaluation of the story, and then break your "good image" with one sentence.

For example, a girl told me, "Every time we go to KTV to sing, we steal the dice inside, and every time we go, we steal one.

Now I stole a lot and put it at home. "

After listening to it, I said seriously, "How could you do this? How come... Too many, you let me down ... why only steal one box at a time? "