Jin Shengtan's famous sentence

1, big boy, walking around the streets, shopping from south to north; The young old man, sitting in a recliner, reads spring and autumn from winter to Sunday to summer.

2, a civil servant with a small face; Treacherous court official in three dynasties.

3. The moon in the sky is round, the moon on the ground is half, and every month is round; Tonight is the end of the year, the year of the Ming Dynasty, year after year.

4. The sky grieves me, and the mountains and rivers in Wan Li are bald. Tomorrow the sun will come to mourn, and every family will have tears.

5, this old man is willing to give up a few pence, fast and preach, and it is enough to add a few years of life. Hu Weiwei, the golden couple led the sky; Ah, the jade emperor is too poor to love rich people; That woman stole two pieces of meat. It's enough to break the rules and bring meat and punch two mouths. Why bother? Send a horse face and a cow head to hell. Ha, ha, ha, the prince values livestock over the people.

6. There are few real scholars in the world; There have been many disappointments since ancient times.

7. Since ancient times, only I am overqualified!

8. Singing Taibai Poems through the ages; Dajiangdong went to the undergraduate course.

9, the rain into the flower heart, self-contained; The water returned to the boat, and each of them appeared in Fiona Fang.

10, it is better to read banned books behind closed doors on a snowy night; It is also good to plant all kinds of plantains in front of the study. Children's endorsement, such as pouring water into a bottle, is not so fast; In summer, it's not too soon to get rid of the sharp knife and cut the green watermelon in vermilion dishes. It is better to watch the kite break quickly; Pushing open the paper window to let the bees out is not only fast; As a county magistrate, it is not bad to close the door every day; If there are three or four boils in the private parts, it is not too fast to ask the hot soup to close the door and take a bath. Pay off the debt, or hurry up!

1 1, running water today; The predecessor of the bright moon.

12, the cutting head also hurts; Drinking is a kind of enjoyment; Have a haircut and drink first. Have fun!

Lao Boxing Road13; The children gnawed at the new book.