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It is freezing in the cold, and there are six or nine heads in the spring of the following year. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there is the Dragon Lantern Festival and a pair of lions roll hydrangeas.

On March 3rd, the Queen Mother held a flat peach party and made a scene in the Heavenly Palace. Monkey Sun stole Xiantao again.

The Dragon Boat Festival in May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and Xu Xian, the White Snake, is not over.

On the seventh day of July, the legend is that the Milky Way is matched, and the cowherd and the weaver girl exchange tears.

On August 15, Yun Zheyue, Chang 'e in the middle of the month became sad.

If you want to say sadness, just say sadness and sing the eighteen kinds of sorrows and sorrows of tongue twisters for a while.

Wolves are worried, tigers are worried, elephants are worried, deer are worried, mules are worried, horses are worried, pigs are worried, dogs are worried, cows are worried, sheep are worried, ducks are worried, geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles and fish are worried.

Tiger sorrow dare not play tricks on the ambition of wolf sorrow at the foot of the mountain, as if sorrow is thick-skinned, and deer sorrow has a pair of big horns.

A horse worries for a thousand miles, but a mule worries for a lifetime.

Sheep sorrow has grown a beard since childhood, and cow sorrow has made a cow axis.

Dog sorrow can't change the net that eats shit, and pig sorrow can't leave its stinking ditch.

The duck's sorrow flattened his mouth, and the goose's sorrow skeleton grew a hairpin on the door.

Toads worry about pustules and scabs, while crabs worry about nets.

Clams are closed to the outside world, turtles are timid, fish can't walk without water, and shrimps can't stick their heads with empty guns.

Call me a liar, I'm a liar, and I spill the beans when I have time.

We have sixty-six hutongs, and there lives a sixty-six-year-old Liu Laoliu. There are sixty-six good buildings in his house, with sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil upstairs and sixty-six green pancakes.

Sixty-six big pompoms were embroidered on silk, sixty-six ebony shafts were nailed downstairs, and sixty-six big green cows were tied to the shafts.

There are sixty-six big horse monkeys squatting beside the cow.

Sixty-six-year-old Mr. Liu sat at the door gnawing at a bone.

There is a dog in the south. This dog looks familiar. Looks like a big mother's head, big mother's eyes, big mother's ears, big mother's tail and big mother's poodle.

There is also a dog in the north, this dog, hey! Looks familiar. It looks like two mothers' houses, two mothers' heads, two mothers' eyes, two mothers' ears, two mothers' tails and two mothers' poodles.

Two dogs fought over bones and became enemies.

Scared away sixty-six big horse monkeys, frightened sixty-six big green cows, broke sixty-six ebony shafts, knocked down sixty-six good buildings, spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, smeared sixty-six green pancakes and stained sixty-six big pompoms.

There is an angry youth in the south, holding an adobe head in his hand to cut off the dog's head. I didn't know that the adobe hit the dog's head, and I didn't know that the dog's head touched the adobe.

A bald girl came from the north, holding an oil basket and covering the dog's head.

I didn't know that there was a dog's head in the mouth of the oil basket of the bald girl, and I didn't know that the dog's head got into the mouth of the oil basket of the bald girl.

Dogs chew oil baskets and leak oil, but dogs don't chew oil baskets and leak oil.

What's going up the hill? What is nodding at the foot of the mountain? What has a head and no tail? What has a tail and no head?

What sits at home with legs? What is a legless trip to Kyushu? Who will repair it in Zhao Zhouqiao? Who will leave the jade railing?

What's on the donkey bridge? Who rolled a ditch with a trolley? Who is standing on the bridge with a knife?

Who bridles the reins to see the Spring and Autumn Period? Who is white? Who is black? Who has many beards?

What is the circle in the sky? What is Yuan Yuan in front of you? What round bars do you sell? On both sides of what round road?

What flowers are in bloom? What is a flower with a waist? What flowers have you never seen? What makes a mouthful of hair bloom?

What bird wears blue and white? What bird wears soap boots? What bird wears ten kinds of brocade? What bird has a linen pocket?

Double door, single door, I guess I broke something.

The car crowded up the hill, the lame nodded down the hill, the frog had a head and no tail, and the scorpion had a tail and no head.

The bench has legs to sit at home, but the boat has no legs to go to Kyushu, Zhao Zhouqiao and Lubanxiu. Jade railings are reserved for saints.

Zhang rode on the donkey bridge and Chai Wang's cart ran over a ditch.

Zhou Cang stood on the bridge with a knife, and Guan Yu bridled the reins to watch the Spring and Autumn Period.

Luo, Jingdezhen and Zhang Fei all have many beards.

The moon on the horizon is round, the glasses in front of me are round, and sesame cakes are sold on the round long street, and the wheels on both sides are round.

Sesame flowers are getting higher and higher, cotton flowers are waist high, vines are missing, and corn flowers are a little hairy.

Magpies wear blue and white, crows wear soap boots, pheasants wear ten kinds of brocade, and Ai Lier wears linen bags.

One black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black, ten black.

Buy an ebony rod of a cigarette bag, grab both ends and blacken them.

Second sister caressed her eyebrows and hit her temples, and her eyes were black when she looked in the mirror.

The word Sichuan is written on the pink wall, and three black lines are seen horizontally and vertically.

Ivory table with ebony legs and four black on the kang.

Buy a chicken that doesn't lay eggs and keep it in a cage until it gets dark.

A good mule doesn't eat grass, so he pulls it into the street until dark.

I bought a Lv, didn't pull the mill, got into the saddle and rode (7) to (7) black.

Two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat, lost their sickles and pulled black.

The baby is crazy in the second month, try little moxa moxibustion until it is dark.

The melon seed seller didn't pay attention. He brushed and sprinkled a lot, but the broom and dustpan didn't match, and they picked up the black one by one.

On the first month, the first month, the two sisters went to buy lanterns. My sister's name is pink, and my second sister's name is pink.

The pink woman is wearing a pink coat, and the pink woman is wearing a pink coat. The pink woman is holding a bottle of pink wine, and the pink woman is holding a bottle of pink wine.

The two sisters found a secluded place and had a drink pushing a cup, Liu Ling.

Female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank a drunk, female pink drank a drunk.

Female powder catches female powder, female powder catches female powder twist.

Pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat, pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat.

The sisters left their hands after the fight and bought their own thread to sew.

Pink girl bought a pink thread, pink girl bought a pink thread.

The pink lady sews the pink coat backwards, and the pink lady sews the pink coat backwards.

It is said that the pole is long and the bench is wide, and the bench is not as long as the pole.

The pole should be tied to the bench. The bench can't let the pole be tied to the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench.

Out of the south gate, facing due south, there is a road rushing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant.

I took off the blue cotton curtain, looked at the road and rushed to the south. I hung up the blue cotton curtain and looked at it. Yo-ho. The noodle restaurant still faces south.

Seven steps out of Simon, picking up chicken skin and mending leather pants.

Skin patch pants, not skin patch pants.

My family has a fat chicken of eight pounds, which flies to the backyard of the Zhang family.

A fat, white and heavy dog in Zhang Jiayuan bit my fat, white and heavy chicken.

I took his Liu Li and lost my fat chicken.

A lame man came from the south, carrying a load of eggplant, holding a plate in his hand and nailing a stake in the ground.

Inadvertently, hanging a nail tripped the lame man, knocked over the lame man's eggplant, smashed the lame man's plate, and the lame man picked up the eggplant.

A drunken old man came to the north, with a tobacco bag stuffed around his waist, to buy lame eggplant. The lame man was not sold to the drunken old man. In a rage, he robbed the lame man of eggplant, and the lame man picked up eggplant, vegetables, pegs and chased the old man. When he was angry, he didn't give the lame eggplant, but picked up a cigarette bag. I didn't know that the old man's cigarette bag hit the lame eggplant, and I didn't know that the lame man hit the nail.

When I leave the west of the city, the number of trees is uneven, 1234567, 765432 1, six cities and four cities, 32 1, 5432 1, 432132/,2. A tree grows seven branches, and seven branches bear seven kinds of fruits, including betel nut, orange, orange and persimmon. "