Fortune-telling sketch Huang Hong _ Fortune-telling sketch

There is a line in one of Huang Hong's sketches. You know what burned your ass and ran away. What's next? What's the name of that sketch?

Papers: Unlocking, Huang Hong, Gong Hanlin, Lin Yongjian, Dong Qing.

Huang Hong: Lock up the money, just a key, and the daughter-in-law still holds it. That's how the top leader came from.

Huang Hong: Lesbians, lesbians, you should give gifts before marriage and manage your finances after marriage. Huang Hong: Wedding photos may also be fake.

Lin Yongjian: Online. You can give me your head and my ass ... and Emperor Taizong can hug Britney Spears. ...

Gong Hanlin: Now couples don't necessarily live together. People who live together are not necessarily lovers.

Lin Yongjian: In the past, only one lock was used for a key, which was originally matched. Now you can use several keys to open a lock and match them randomly.

Content: Unlocking is a trivial matter, which we ordinary people may encounter: On the wedding anniversary, Huang Hong wanted to surprise his wife and planned a romantic candlelight dinner, but all his money was locked in the box by Dong Qing, the number one person. Therefore, Huang Hong called Lin Yongjian from the professional lock-picking company home, because the ID card and household registration book were also in the box, and Huang Hong could not prove that he was the owner Lin Yongjian.

I won't open the box for him. Huang Hong had to ask Gong Hanlin, the manager of this property management company, to prove it for himself. I didn't expect this person who came to "help" to "help" ...

Interesting lines

Huang Hong: Every happy event always smiles. The old couple happily take wedding photos and put on wedding dresses, which means that the new quilt cover is wrapped in the old quilt cover. Let's have a look. Nowadays, photography technology is simply too high. You said my daughter-in-law looks like a fat girl, and the photos she took were as dull as Dong Qing's.

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Huang Hong: Hello, is this the lock company? This is 1 10, no, upstairs, 1 10 room. I want to unlock the lock. Community service is really convenient now. It's more convenient to find a lock-picking company, move and be a thief. You don't have to do it yourself. Two phone calls and it's all done.

Lin Yongjian: Brother, unlock it? Please show me your ID card, real estate license, household registration book and other valid documents.

Huang Hong: (pointing to the wedding photo) See if this is me?

Lin Yongjian: Yes.

Huang Hong: Is this my wife?

Lin Yongjian: Not necessarily.

Huang Hong: This is not my wife. Can we hug and take pictures? Can it be this close?

Lin Yongjian: Dude, it's boring. On the Internet, your head is attached to me, my ass is attached to you, Bush and Yang Guifei kiss, Qin Shihuang sleeps with Britney Spears.

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(Huang Hong asks property manager Gong Hanlin to come up)

Huang Hong: I wanted to surprise my daughter-in-law, but the money was locked in the box. The person who unlocked the lock didn't believe that I was the owner of the house. Please come and prove my identity.

Gong Hanlin: No problem. Please show me your ID card, real estate license, household registration book and other valid documents.

Huang Hong: You don't know me? Then you say hello to me every day. Hi. (pointing to the wedding photo) Can't we live together?

Gong Hanlin: Nowadays, couples don't necessarily live together, and people who live together don't necessarily live together.

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When Huang Hong was angry, he broke open the box with a hammer.

Huang Hong: Look at my ID card, marriage certificate, real estate certificate, one-child certificate, sterilization certificate, gas certificate, bicycle certificate, tricycle certificate, motorcycle certificate, automobile driver's license, post certificate, post training certificate and medical insurance certificate. ...

Lin Yongjian: Brother, I'll unlock the lock for you.

Huang Hong: It is too late. You know the car hit the wall, the stock went up, you know you bought it, you know you made a mistake and regretted it, and you started breastfeeding when the child grew up.