Lv Xiucai lent Guo Furong two yuan (seemingly) about the TV series rumored by Wulin. He was embarrassed to ask for it, and then went to see her?

Lu: Have you ever been to Quanna, the second place in the world?

Guo: The one in Huishan, Wuxi.

Lu: Ah.

Guo: I haven't been there.

Lu: I haven't been there either. I've heard of it twice.

Guo: The second time?

Lu: Yes, twice, and the second time ~ ~ ~ the clear view next to the second spring in the world.

Guo: Erqingguan?

Lu: It may be Sanqing Temple. It doesn't matter. There are two Taoist priests in the Taoist temple.

Guo: Two?

Lu: That's two, monks. They like to listen to Hu ~~ ~ Spring next to Er ~ ~, and the song is called Er ~ ~ Spring Reflecting the Moon.

Others:

1: Lv Xiucai: Why are flowers fragrant? It's because of me; Why the grass is green or because of me; Why does fart stink? Because it is old white.

2. Lv Xiucai: The breeze and bright moon tickle my heart, dig my heart! (Asking Tong Xiangyu) What other words are there?

Tong Xiangyu (eyes wide open): Steal! Lv Xiucai: "Yes! The breeze and the bright moon steal my heart! "

3. Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat!

Li Dazui: That's your mouth!

Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move!

Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move!

4. Scholar: Zi once said, "It is impolite to come and not go."

Laobai: Oh, so you molested her, didn't you? Beast! Scum! The devil wears Prada, beast!

Li Dazui: Beast, live longer than Nanshan! Mountain!

Laobai: Why didn't you say you were as happy as Donghai?

5. When admiring, I said: I am hungry for you, I am hungry for you, and I admire you from the bottom of my heart.

6. If you offend your wife, say: You adults don't remember villains, but the prime minister can punt in his stomach, and the husband and wife take care of their families on a frosty night.

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7. Classic lines of Xiaoliu: Last name, where are you from? How many acres of land and cows does the family have? Please show me your physical evidence ID card. You said you said you talked.