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Funny little story.

Hank, 1 year old, went to work in the forest with his father, mother and brother. Suddenly, it rained heavily, but they only brought a poncho. Dad gave the poncho to mom, mom gave it to my brother, and my brother gave it to Hank. Hank asked, "Why did my father give the poncho to my mother, my mother gave it to my brother and my brother gave it to me?" Dad replied: "Because dad is stronger than mom, mom is stronger than brother, and brother is stronger than you, so we will protect the weak." Hank looked around, ran to one side, spread a poncho, and blocked a delicate flower swaying in the wind and rain.

This story tells us: the real strong man is not necessarily how powerful or rich, but how much help he has to others! Responsibility can make things perfect, and love can make things better! !

2. Chen Atu is a farmer in Taiwan Province Province and has never been far away. Finally, he got an opportunity to join a tour group to travel abroad. Everything abroad is very new to him, especially joining a luxury group and staying in a standard room, which makes him feel novel. This morning, when the waiter knocked on the door to deliver breakfast, he shouted to him, "Good morning, sir!" " Chen Atu froze; What does this mean? In my hometown, strangers usually ask, "What's your name? Thinking of this, Chen Atu shouted: "My name is Chen Atu!" ! "If so, knock on the door every day for three days in a row and say loudly," Good morning, sir! ".Chen Atu also loudly replied:" My name is Chen Atu! "After a few days, he was very angry: the waiter was so stupid that he asked his name every day. Tell him he doesn't remember. What a nuisance! Finally, he couldn't help it and ran to ask the tour guide, "Good morning, sir!" " "What do you mean? The guide told him the answer, "Oh, my God! What a shame! " After returning to his room, Chen Atu repeatedly practiced "Good morning, sir!" This sentence allows you to deal with the waiter with dignity. The next morning, the waiter knocked at the door as usual. As soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted, "Good morning, sir!" At the same time, the waiter shouted, "I'm Chen Atu!"

This story tells us that the communication between people is often a contest between willpower and willpower. Either you influence him or he influences you. If you want to succeed, you must cultivate your influence; Only people with great influence can become the strongest in life! ! !

3. A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign in front of it, which said: This parrot can speak two languages, and the price is 200 yuan. The sign on the front of another parrot reads: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan. Both of them are shiny and cute. Which one should I buy? The man turned and couldn't make up his mind. At this moment, he suddenly found a parrot with an old tooth missing. Its coat color was dim and messy, and the price was 800 yuan! The man quickly called the boss: "Can this parrot speak eight languages?" The shopkeeper said, "No."The man was surprised. "Then why is this parrot old, ugly and incompetent? Is it worth it?" The shopkeeper replied, "Because the other two parrots call this parrot boss."

This story tells us that a real leader may not be strong in his own ability. As long as he knows how to trust, how to delegate and how to cherish, he can unite forces stronger than himself and thus enhance his value. On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities feel that no one can match themselves because they are too pursuing perfection. In the end, I can only be the best public relations staff and sales representative, but I can't be an excellent leader.

4. People from a small country came to China and paid tribute to three identical gold people. The emperor was very happy. But the people of this small country are dishonest, so they gave Emperor China a difficult problem, asking who is the most valuable of the three gold people? The emperor thought of many ways to invite a jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work ... the result was exactly the same. What should I do? The messenger is still waiting to report to the king. A great country can't even handle this little thing, can it? Finally, the old minister said that he had an idea, only to see that he had three straws with confidence, pulled out one of them and inserted it into the ear of the first gold man, and the straw came out of the other ear of the gold man; The straw inserted in the second gold man fell directly out of his mouth; And the third golden man, after the straw went in, fell into the golden man's stomach. The old minister said, "The third gold man is the most valuable!" The messenger was silent and the answer was correct. ...

This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most talkative person. God gave us two ears and one mouth to listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.

5. A said to B, "I want to leave this company because I hate it!" B suggestion: "I agree with both hands! You must give the company some color to see see! However, now is not the best time for you to leave. " A asked why, and B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should seize this opportunity while you are still in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become an independent figure of the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive, and then you ... "A felt that B made sense, so he worked hard. After more than half a year's efforts, A has many loyal customers. When we meet again, B asks A: "Now is the time, hurry up and act!" " A smiled indifferently: "The boss talked with me for a long time and is going to promote me to be the assistant to the general manager. Now I have no intention of leaving for the time being ... "

This story tells us: In fact, this is the original intention of B. When a person works, he always writes a resume for himself. Only by paying more than you get, and letting the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities and create more profits for him.

Three people are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gave them an achievable request. Americans love to smoke cigars, so they lit three boxes of cigars and went to prison. The French are romantic and want a beautiful woman to accompany them; The Jew said he wanted a telephone to communicate with the outside world. Three years later, the first person to rush out was an American. He saw his mouth and nostrils stuffed with cigars. He shouted, "give me a fire, give me a fire!" " "It turned out that he forgot to make a fire. Then the Frenchman came out and saw a child in his hand. The beautiful woman also held a child in her hand and was pregnant with a third one. Finally, the Jews came out. He held the warden's hand tightly and said, "I have been in contact with the outside world every day for three years." My business has not stopped, but has increased by 200%. To express my gratitude, I will send you a Schlais from Laos! "

This story tells us: what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life is determined by our choices three years ago, and today's choices will determine our life three years later. We should choose to get in touch with the latest information and understand the latest trends, so as to create a better future for ourselves.

7. Two people were walking in the forest when suddenly they met a big tiger. A quickly took off a pair of lighter sports shoes from the back and put them on. B was in a hurry and scolded, "Why, you can't run away from the tiger if you change your shoes again!" " ! ! "A said," As long as I run faster than you ... "

This story tells us that in the 2 1 century, no sense of crisis is the biggest crisis. Especially after China's entry into the GATT, telecommunications, banking, insurance and even civil servants, which we always thought were very stable and guaranteed, will face many variables. When more tigers come, are we ready for running shoes?

8. A scholar went to Beijing for the third time to catch the exam and stayed in a shop where he often lived. Two days before the exam, he had three dreams: the first dream was that he planted cabbage on the wall; The second dream is rain. He is wearing a hat and an umbrella. The third dream is that my beloved cousin and I are lying naked together, but back to back. These three dreams seem to have some profound meanings, so the scholar quickly found a fortune teller to interpret dreams the next day. Hearing this, the fortune teller sighed in continuous shooting's thigh, "You'd better go home! Think about it, isn't it futile to grow vegetables on high walls? ! Isn't it unnecessary to wear a hat and an umbrella? ! Lying naked in a bed with my cousin, but back to back, isn't that impossible? ! ! ! "Hearing this, the scholar was disheartened and went back to the store to pack his bags and prepare to go home. The shopkeeper was surprised to see it and asked him, "Isn't there an exam tomorrow?" Why are you going back to your hometown today? " When the scholar said this, the shopkeeper was happy: "Hey, I can interpret dreams, too. I think you must stay this time. Think about it, isn't it high to grow vegetables on the wall? Doesn't wearing a hat and an umbrella mean that you are prepared this time? Lying naked in bed with your cousin doesn't mean you should turn over? " Hearing this, the scholar felt that what the shopkeeper said was more reasonable, so he was inspired, took part in the exam, and actually won a flower exploration.

This story tells us: positive people, like the sun, shine wherever they shine; Negative people are like the moon, but the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is different. Ideas determine our lives. What kind of ideas, what kind of future.

9. The little camel in the zoo asked his mother, "Mom, why are our eyelashes so long?" Mother camel: "When the sandstorm comes, long eyelashes can let us see clearly in the sandstorm." The little camel asked again, "mom, why are our backs so camel?" Too ugly! " "Mother Camel:" This is called a hump. It can help us to store a lot of water and nutrients, and it can make us endure the conditions of no water and no food for more than ten days in the desert. The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our soles so thick?" Mother camel: "This will prevent our heavy bodies from sinking into the soft sand, which will facilitate our long journey!" " ! "The little camel was very happy:" Wow, we are really useful! But mom, why are we still hiking in the zoo instead of in the desert? "

This story tells us: I was born useful, but now no one uses it. Good mentality+successful teaching materials+infinite stage = success. Everyone's potential is unlimited. The key is to find a stage where you can give full play to your potential.

10, seven people live together and share a big bucket of porridge every day. The terrible thing is that there is not enough porridge to eat every day. At first, they drew lots to decide who would share the porridge, one serving a day. As a result, every week, they are full only one day, that is, the day they share their porridge. Later, they chose a virtuous person to share the porridge. Power will lead to corruption, and everyone began to try their best to please and bribe him, making the whole clique filled with smoke. Later, everyone formed a three-person porridge Committee and a four-person selection Committee, but they often attacked each other and quarreled constantly, and the porridge was all cold in their mouths. Finally, a person came up with an idea: take turns to divide the porridge, but the person who divides the porridge has to wait for everyone else to pick up the last bowl left. In order not to eat the least, everyone tries to divide the porridge evenly, even if it is uneven, they can only recognize it. Finally, everyone is happy and kind, and life is getting better and better.

This story tells us: the same seven people, different distribution systems have produced different ethos. Therefore, if a unit has bad work habits, it must be a mechanism problem. Certainly it is not completely fair, just and open, and there is no strict reward for diligence and punishment for laziness. How to formulate such a system is a problem that every leader deserves to ponder and consider. ...