Tian Peng Yuan Shuai's Story

"Marshal Tian Peng, you molested the goddess Chang 'e after the meeting in An Tian. Your majesty is furious now, so don't blame your brothers! "

The sky suddenly thundered, and Marshal Tian Peng happened to be in the pigsty.

"Don't stop me, let me chop him up again and dare to tease the beautiful goddess Chang 'e!" A man of God in shining armor raised the thunder hammer, and a thunderbolt fell, hitting a new pig in the pigsty. The glittering man of god is going to split again, and his colleagues quickly embrace him.

"Is this the crossing I am looking forward to?" In the pigsty, a little pig is lying on the ground. Just now, a thunderbolt fell and almost blew him up. The pig did not move.

The little boar looked at a sow and three piglets around him and cried sadly, thinking, "No wonder the fortune teller said that I was either rich or expensive. Marshal Tian Peng came down to earth and named me Ganglie, the size of a pig, which is a pig ..."

Pigsty and cesspit are not too bad, at least the owner of the house, because you may not have a house if you work hard in modern times! Worst of all, if you don't eat pig milk, you must eat pig food!

"If you let me know the name of the fortune teller, I must kill him! Well, I don't know if this is a Hui living area ... "

"Small three is strong!" Here comes the hostess, five big and three thick, with a thick voice. She pointed to Zhu Ganglie and said to her husband, "I should be able to attend the dinner during the New Year."

Lao Zhu couldn't help but have a cold war: "Bad luck, bad luck! I've been eating for a long time. Is there no animal protection association here? No, I must run away! "

You must have enough physical strength to escape. Never eat pig food, but you can eat pig milk.

Zhu raised the pig's trotters and handed them to his brother. Shit! Dare to rob Lao tze's milk? I will burn you into a roast suckling pig!

The pig next to him snorted and gave Lao Zhu a contemptuous look, as if to say, "You are also a roast suckling pig sooner or later!" " "

Lao Zhu suddenly settled down and began to do push-ups every day when no one was around, running around the pigsty, exercising, consuming physical strength and preparing for running in the future. A potbellied pig will never escape the butcher's sharp knife!

Every midnight, the pigsty is haunted again. The old sow and three little pigs watched in horror as the little pigs whined and did push-ups, and the palladium nail with nine teeth shone on the septic tank.

In addition to doing bodybuilding and slimming exercises, Zhu also heard the hostess talk more or less, knowing that this is a village at the foot of Wuji Mountain, and the mountain is bottomless.

This bottomless pit is familiar to Zhu, trying to know where it is. Unfortunately, the pig's brain structure is too simple to remember.

Until one day, there was a loud noise in the village: "Oh, no! Sister Egg flew out of the cloud stack hole again and ate people! " The whole village is restless, people are running around, hiding in the house, closing the door and shivering.

The pig looked out of the pigsty and saw an evil wind blowing from the mountain and landing in the village. The evil wind dispersed, and a monster three meters high appeared, giggling in his mouth. Suddenly he ran to a family, picked up a cow, grabbed a pig and flew back to the mountains.

"Monster ..." Zhu's eyes lit up and he snorted: "It turned out to be an old hen demon named Second Sister Egg ... Wait a minute!" He sat in the pigsty, ignoring the frightened eyes of his brothers. He took off his horseshoe and thought, "Wuzang in Fuling Mountain, cave, second sister's egg, male owner's surname is Gao ... Holy shit!"

Zhu's mind flashed and finally remembered. Isn't Zhanyun Cave in Fuling Mountain the site before Pig Bajie guaranteed Tang Priest to learn from the scriptures? And that second sister egg is the wife of Pig Bajie who has only been lucky for a year!

"This is Gao Laozhuang, so what am I?" Zhu looked down at his little pig's trotters, and then at the sudden generous and glorious nine-tooth nail palladium in the cesspit. His eyes rolled and his mouth foamed.

Monkey, the master misses you ... Second brother, Master made you beg for alms, but you fell asleep ... Bajie, you are naughty again. ...

He lay half dead in the pigsty and didn't want to move at all. If he really turned into Pig Bajie, he should have recovered his divine power by now, killing the old sow and eating his younger brother. Just now, Sister Egg took a fancy to Pig Demon, and she has become Sister Egg's son-in-law.

Less than a year after becoming the husband of the old hen, the old hen was killed by Lei Jie. Bajie occupied Yunzhan Cave, waiting for Miss Gao's Magnolia to grow up in five hundred years. Just a few years after she put Yulan to bed, this bitch Guanyin came and claimed that the pig was incompetent and lost her sexual ability.

Soon, Tang San came running with a monkey head, ended his marriage and gave himself a name: Bajie. No killing, no stealing, no lust, no lying, no drinking, no sleeping, no sitting in a gorgeous bed, no dressing up for singing and dancing, and no eating after noon.

After returning from the Buddhist scriptures, he spoofed the Tathagata and named Zhu Bajie as the messenger of the net altar. The Buddha, who does all the work, is covered in bad water, and Pig Bajie has been made tasteless by Buddhism, and has also been made a net altar messenger!

"It also makes pigs live ..." Zhu rolled over and sat up, posing as a meditator, thinking, "In other words, I'm definitely not Pig Bajie, because the old sow and the little pig are still alive, and I don't have any magical powers, only an unreliable nine-tooth nail palladium. It should be that Pig and I threw the wrong baby and squeezed into one body. I came to him first, and then I arrived, so I am the one who is currently occupying the pig. "

"If Marshal Tian Peng wakes up, he will definitely eat my soul first with his personality and occupy the pig himself." He fought a cold war. Tian Peng Yuan Shuai is a figure, and Yuan Shen is getting stronger and stronger, with all kinds of magical powers. He himself is just a mortal. Where is his opponent?