NBA funny jokes

Jordan was desperate; His teammates are in rags; He will leave sooner or later; The wizards are hopeless.

The answer is rebellion; The head shape is changeable; Short head, big fearless.

Sharks are buckets; Full of muscles; Dunk to kill; Free throws are forbidden.

Kobe is young and often criticized. In fact, he is good. English is out of date.

McGrady has long hands, drooping eyes, scoring machine and great magic.

Duncan is a stone ground. It is necessary to hit the board. He never takes it seriously. It is strange to laugh.

KG all-around, two pairs at most, singles at most, bald and reflective.

Carter is difficult to support, and there are successors. Although he will still explode, he can have no teeth.

Allen is a gentleman; He plays ball lightly; Three-point guidance; And supersonic speed is unpleasant.

Miller has a big mouth and is often beaten, which is generally unremarkable, and finally it is scary.

Peyton is the son of Tang Priest, and he will say whoever he catches. He assists frequently and his defense is chaotic.

Kidd passes the ball beautifully and the net can't live without him. Spurs hook people, red apricots go out of the wall.

Sikorsky is from Germany; With long hair and handsome appearance; A calf is a cow b:

Castle is a foreign land, looks like a spit, the style of the ball is very strange, and the bucks are old hands.

Yao Ming is the most tired; He was attacked in court; And the reporter is still angry; So he doesn't support scolding you.

Wang is miserable. The speedboat is going to capsize, and the Basketball Association is going to fucking refuel.

Bart's appearance is difficult; This bench has worn out; It is better to come back; Cutting sharks is nonsense.

Francis is strong, some people call him unique, the rocket is 1, without him, it will be over;

Houston is worthless; Worth over 100 million; Therefore, it is called the king of investment companies in China; This will be the first hand.

Heaven loves to break the rules; But he also made many mistakes. He has an abnormal temper and will die sooner or later.

The fox is silly, not showing off, and has the same envy as his wife's sexy;

Malone is unpopular, iron elbow violence, good technology, and the older you get, the more distorted you get.

Stowe is from Coton; It keeps records; Everyone knows the difference; But it's hard to prevent.

Wallace is partial, rebounding first, scoring last, and his head is explosive;

The once crazy Marbury transformation is now a place for grandchildren, and obedient children are a place to teach;

Tang Shuai is very dedicated. He has a bladder problem, but he is still in command. I cried.

Jackson Jackson's ring is the most, like tenderness, but actually the most ghost;

Riley is smart, but mourning has no kidney. Whether it is hot or not, anyone can bully him.

Assassin Thomas, hiding the knife in the smile, walking the horse and poking you privately.

Nelson is good, but I still want to scold you. You are generally innocent. You are nothing.

Carl is not nostalgic; Players are different; And enemies of Allen; The rotten egg hit him.

Stern succeeded, his brain was flexible, and he became a rich man. Long live the NBA!

Streaking is private, fat sheep are not fat, I haven't mentioned it yet. You said I'd make up the land again!

Jackson joined the fight, and several people were in a mess. After the fight, Jackson's beard was torn a lot. Everyone's eyes were fixed on him. )

Jackson thought, why are so many people staring at me? My beauty must have hurt me.

Jackson: Is it nice?

Kobe: Do you know that you have no personality without a beard?

Jackson: What a failure! So everyone likes my rough side! He grabbed a beard from the ground and stuck it on his face. Although it was a bit messy, it finally recovered a little!

(There are 8 seconds left in the game, and the score is112:11. The east is in front, and the west is called time-out. )

Jackson: We have to finish the last shot.

Kobe: Good idea.

Jackson: You also think this method is very good, don't you? All right, I'll leave this task to you.

Kobe: No way, you respect me so much!

Jackson: Kobe, do you know what clang is?

Kobe: What is sonorous?

Jackson: Bang, bang, bang, bang, that's it (singing)

You-you-! Can help me win the first place;

You-you-! Can defeat Iverson;

Only you can help me, so that other teams can't beat me;

Your greatest skill is only yourself-!

Kobe: Hey!

Jackson: No, you! Don't blame the coach for whispering; Tie your shoelaces, don't be afraid to lose them or tremble; I'll take the fall, you play ball and try to win! It's worth getting hurt, Amitabha!

Kobe: Roger that! There were countless opportunities to whistle in front of me, and I didn't throw them away. I regretted it when I missed them. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to the basket: I want to enter. If I have to ask which time, I hope it is this time!

When the players came on, Kobe went all out to win the goal. The audience is boiling. )

Kobe: Wow! Goal again! Doubt! Why do you want to say it again?

Jackson: I am Gao! I took you there.

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