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1 Try to call your teacher at 2 o'clock every night and say, "Teacher, are you asleep?" He said, "Yes, what is it?" At this time, you shout out with the greatest strength: "I'm still writing my homework!" " "That is before he react, decisive hang up!

Xiao Fang: "Your sister, my aunt hasn't come this month. I'm so worried about my sister. It's just a pit dad! " Question: Who is in a hurry in the article? A. Xiao Fang, her sister B. Xiao Fang, her mother C. Xiao Fang, her sister D. Xiao Fang, her father E. Xiao Fang, her aunt F. Xiao Fang G. Xiao Fang, her boyfriend. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (correct answer: g)

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