Humorous copywriting

I just punched a fortune teller. As soon as I sat in front of his booth, he asked me what it was.

Two. A non-mainstream fighter was killed. His father came: sin, let me be a white-haired man and send red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

3. My wife and I quarreled ... Afterwards, I regretted not letting her ... I wanted to give her a necklace to coax her ... but I didn't know how long to buy it ... So ... when her wife was asleep at night, I secretly put a rope around her neck ... As a result ... she woke up.

I accidentally dropped it after going to the toilet today.

Ten dollars is in it, and I haven't decided whether to pick it up after a long thought. I want to go, but I can't bear to. I want to pick it up, but I can't. So I decisively lost another hundred dollars in it and finally got it!

5. Go home by electric car. Racing in an empty lane, suddenly an uncle rushed out from the opposite side and rode very fast. 0.0 eyes, 0 looks at 0, 0 wants 0 to hit 0, 0 starts from 0, 0 is big, 0 is uncle, 0 is roar, 0 is road 0: 0 "0 you 0 left 0! 0 me 0 right 0! 0 "0 that 0 day 0, 0 I 0 two 0 in 0 lane 0 child 0 lying 0 for a long time 0…0…0.

There is an evil beast in the town, and no one is its opponent. Evil beasts eat virgins every day! There is another soldier in the town. He is determined to kill the evil beast and save the village! 0. Can only outsmart! Later, the evil beast was starved to death!