Chaoshan joke old man fortune telling

Bring a dustpan,

Take it to the river,

Buy meatballs,

The study of meatballs,

To plunder salt,

Cann't catch it,

Get that big rock,

Hold it or not,

Stealing morning glory,

Cows are dumb,

Stealing a horse,

Ma Qiqi,

Stealing chickens,

A hundred chickens,

Boating and inviting guests,

The guest is not satisfied,

Peck and fry with your feet and hands,

Stir-fry susu,

Individual company limited by shares

Adiu, cried a lot,

Crying quietly, grabbing Zheng,

Zheng has no blood and plunders Guo.

Guo hairless, patting the bare peach in a snatch.

There are two geese at the top of the sky, and my brother has an acre.

My brother's name is uncle,

Uncle, listen, there's nothing to do.

Take your shirt and trousers under the eaves.

A flower with thorns, pick one.

Messi drove Benben (rice) to the edge of the field.

Brother Bao, good winter.

The golden flower popped heavily.

Riding a sharp pole, Liu Fanli,

Love a piece, don't vote (mom), go to the laundry,

Ok, vote for dad, and dad will pick the beans.

Well, put it in water and the water will be sold in town.

Beizi is called pomegranate short,

Although full (wearing) Zhan, Ji Ji (hat),

It's flashing rain, fat intestines and pork bellies,

When the belly of a pig is closed, the fire marrow scolds the fire.

The fire is well divided (blown), and the old aunt is embarrassed to steal it.

Carry (carry) into the palace, the wine room scolds the wine,

Alcohol is easy to spill wine, and pigeons scold pigeons.

Pigeons nine "nine" sound, Huang Cai scolds old Diao,

Old Diao went to the store, and Huang Caizai was bored reading.

Foot warehouse is accused of selling chairs, and chair shoulders are sold.

Sell it as money, pick it as a meal, treat it as an attention monk and twist it into pills.

Go west when you are full, you will stumble and your teeth will be upright. ...