Humorous jokes that tease girls.

1. A farmer's daughter was so ugly that he had to let her be a scarecrow in the corn field to scare crows. As a result, not only did she scare away the crows, but even three crows were scared to send some corn back. 2. "I like to get to the bottom of it since I was a child. My wish when I grow up is to be a detective. Now I am the editor-in-chief of a newspaper. What about you? " "I like to play since I was a child. When I grow up, my wish is to go shopping with a lot of money. Now I am a bus conductor. " 3. The wife asked her husband, "Do you like my tenderness or are you infatuated with my sexy figure?" The husband was embarrassed for a while and replied, "I like your sense of humor!" " ! "4. My wife and husband are shopping, and my wife's skirt is suddenly blown up by the strong wind! The wife pressed her skirt in panic and shouted, "Oh, my God! Spring leak! The husband gave her a white look and said, "Please! This is dirty clothes! "Recently, my wife tried her best to make me quit smoking. Today, I have a meeting at work. During the break, I took out my cigarettes and gave them to the big boss and the second boss. The boss held out his hand. I opened the cigarette case and sprinkled a handful of melon seeds. I was ... I was shocked. 6. I said to my father, "If you work harder and suffer a little more, I will be a rich second generation now. Just enjoy it every day It's all your fault. " He thought, "You're right. Let me tell you something. You will suffer from hardship from now on, and your son will be a rich second generation in the future. Enjoy your life, okay? " I am anxious: "Why? ! I suffer hardships and let that boy enjoy it? ！” "Well, that's what I was thinking. "7. A buddy was driving on a business trip and saw an intersection at the end of the front wall. There was a line on the wall:" From here, get on the national highway-",so he drove past. I turned around and looked again, only to find that there was a word "good" in the corner ... 8. At the party, someone introduced me to a new friend, saying that he became a millionaire by speculating in stocks. Wow! Awesome! Admire you! I sat next to him and quietly asked him to teach me the secret. He said to me blankly, "actually, there is no secret ... I used to be a multimillionaire." "9. The bedroom is on the sixth floor. I climbed up and found that I didn't have my key. I went downstairs and asked my aunt for it. Then I climbed up to open the door, went down to return the key and climbed up again. I found the door closed. A classmate next door passed by and asked, "You see your door is open, I'll close it for you. "10, when the bell rings, everyone has to go home. When I went down the stairs, my left foot stepped on my right foot, and a big font hit the middle of the road ... I thought at that time: No way, it's embarrassing, I pretended to be dizzy. As a result, the classmate next to me looked at me motionless, quickly helped me up, and then slapped me ... 1 1. The wife asked her husband, "If I am crazy, will you still love me?" The husband said firmly, "Love! "The wife pondered for a while and said sadly," You really love me! " 12, before the wedding, the groom asked the host, "How much is it to host a wedding?" The host said, "The more beautiful the bride is, the more expensive it is!" The groom is embarrassed to give his master a dollar. The host paused, looked back at the bride, and then found Mao. 13, the Academy of Fine Arts is having a human body class. A girl was drawing when she suddenly dropped her pen on the ground! The girl yelled at the male model: "I will be bigger and smaller, so I won't let others draw!" " "Humorous jokes about girls 2 1 My husband is sleeping at work every morning. When I hear him say, I'm leaving, Smecta, and I'll be fascinated! I've always wondered how he knows the word smecta. He never watches Korean dramas. Until this morning, I woke up early and more awake. I clearly heard his words: I'm leaving, what a pervert ... I met a fortune teller the day before yesterday. The fortune teller read my palm, shook his head and sighed, "Son, you may not live to get married." "Isn't it? I will die at the age of twenty? " "No, you live a long life. "I dreamed of my ex-boyfriend again last night ... I woke up this morning and called him:" How have you been recently? " "I'm not talking about you. We have broken up for a long time. Can you stop pestering me! " "Sorry, I'm sorry. Last night, I just dreamed that you were picking up garbage under the overpass. I am so happy that I can't help but want to make sure! "Walking through a row of houses, I suddenly saw a skirt fall from the upstairs in front of me. Looking up, a beautiful woman is bowing her head in a hurry in the upstairs window. I smiled and asked, "Hello, beauty, is your husband there?" The beauty looked puzzled and said, "No, why do you ask?" ""Do you have a brother-in-law? "I asked again." Don't! "The beauty replied. After saying my words, I immediately picked up my skirt and ran away ... 5 My ex-boyfriend was a Gao Fushuai, and after breaking up with him, I was with an ordinary boyfriend. I met my ex-boyfriend when I was shopping with my boyfriend that day. My ex-boyfriend sarcastically said to me, "Your eyes are getting worse now." I casually said to him, "At least he is straight!" The angry ex-boyfriend stamped his foot and left with a snort of pride. Today, my girlfriend and I are shopping. I was walking when suddenly a child spat at my girlfriend. My girlfriend looked at the spit on her new clothes and was so angry that she was about to cry. I grabbed the child maliciously and prepared to hit him. My girlfriend is afraid of my impulse to pull me. I thought about it, too. How can a man my age hit a child? So I smiled and gave him ten dollars and told him, "You think your big sister is beautiful, so thank you!" " "Then the child happily took the money and left. His girlfriend looked at me after a pause and smiled through tears: "You are so bad!" " "Today, just now, I killed the boss's boa constrictor in the serpent war, and then sucked away his legacy bit by bit, sucked away, sucked away, and watched my body grow up bit by bit, and I felt a sense of accomplishment in an instant. At the concert, a buddy excitedly said to the stars on the stage with a microphone: "I am your most loyal fan." I have attended almost every concert of yours, and today I finally have a chance! "Can you take a picture with me and my girlfriend?" The star felt very moved and agreed without hesitation. Then the buddy listened happily and asked the audience, "Great, so ladies, who wants to be my girlfriend?" I came home from a business trip for a month and found that everything was so harmonious. The lady ticket politely changed my slippers, and there was delicious food on the table. The only thing that makes me sad is that the parrot I raised for two years died. . 10 A beautiful female colleague, her husband sent her lunch and left without saying anything. The new male colleague asked: Who was that just now? She replied: take-away delivery. The newcomer asked again: Why didn't you give money? She said: no need to give it, just sleep with him at night. The male colleague was silent. The next day, he brought her a four-course and one-soup lunch, and the whole office burst into laughter. Humorous jokes of girls 3 1. Boys who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later! 2. I didn't do well in the exam, not because of my poor grades, but because I was indifferent to fame and fortune! 3. If life deceives you, don't be sad and impatient. You will get used to it after being cheated several times. 4, sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam. A person can succeed in almost anything as long as he has unlimited enthusiasm. 6. A person brings confidence to others unless he has confidence in himself. 7. I dreamed that I was eating spaghetti and woke up to find that my shoelaces were gone! 8. China is risky, so you should be cautious in rebirth! If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great. 10, I'm so beautiful when I'm fat, but I'm still good when I'm thin! 1 1. Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day. There is no need to feel depressed about being a piece of shit. 12, I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading since I was a child. 13, not smart, and bald like everyone else. 14. I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary. 15, you can't eat the fat man in one bite, but the fat man did eat it in one bite. 16, there are enemies in the heart and enemies in the world! Invincible in the heart, then naturally invincible in the world! 17, be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me! 18, I always believe that there will be no difficulties in life, no matter how many difficulties, setbacks and failures. I will encourage myself: go ahead! 19, I like you so much that you will die if you like me? 20. I think you are an elephant with a pig nose and green onions. 2 1. The function of words is that when you don't want to talk, you can shout with your hands. 22. There are pies in the sky and there are pies on the ground. 23. Female disaster was originally a coordinate word. Femininity refers to women, and femininity refers to men. Women's misfortune actually refers to women and men. 24. Women are actually extremely dangerous animals. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as a warning color. 25. The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung is very nutritious. The humorous joke for boys to pick up girls is 1. The worst thing in the world is that radiation is gone and salt is bought too much! When you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to see you off. 3, weeding at noon, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do. Looking back, that man is already the father of the child. 5, growing old together is not a matter of dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth. 6, the exam does not turn over the book, it is simply a pig, don't panic if you do fake, you must install it when you catch it. In this world, there are mothers and children's mothers all over the street. 8. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious. 9. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life. 10, the highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages. 1 1. There is only one Liu Yiyang in the world. Unfortunately, he is on TV. 12, when is the time to hug each other, Yang is watching. 13, believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't button it! I am not a convex man, and I don't have his brave energy. 2, stay up late, because I don't have the courage to end this day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day. 3, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs, so he is not sad. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know you were both civil and military until you hit him. 6. You think too complicated about others, because you are not simple. 7. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability. 8, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid. 9. For a girl, getting pregnant is a matter of time. 10, everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me. ...