The Story of Ji Xiaolan and Little Shenyang

Ji Xiaolan and Little Shenyang: Little-known Stories

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Ji Xiaolan got the news that Liu Quan's men are shopping all over the city, and they want to let Little Shenyang eat the freshest and sweetest fruits and the most delicious seafood, use the best porcelain, sleep in brocade bedding, and supply small Shenyang ships at various docks at any time. Ji Xiaolan said to his entourage, "This amateur is really a pain in the ass. We should step up the collection of their movements, and we will need them sooner or later. Tianchang.com is slow! "

"Adults are right, small Shenyang is extravagant and greedy, and people and gods are already angry!" Shen Du, the accompanying housekeeper, said.

"Be careful, don't be careless, don't startle!"

Shen Du busy busy answer is, step down.

On the grounds of observing people's feelings, he declined Dean Chen's request to stay in the academy. Under the advice of the housekeeper, Dean Chen simply prepared several rivers for him, but he didn't dare to exaggerate. After dinner, Ji Xiaolan took the housekeeper and a traveling incognito, while the others stayed in the left room outside Zhimeng Academy.

Extremely took out his bicycle from the right house of the academy and drove it slowly. After all three confirmed that they were not following, they sped up and stopped at a returning inn. The inn has been booked by Ji Xiaolan, and all the employees have been replaced by servants of Kyrgyzstan. As the saying goes, be careful to sail for ten thousand years. Replace the pre-arranged carriage and whip with drunken beauty porch. As the name implies, Zuimeixuan is a gentle town. Wits in the Tang Dynasty went to brothels to talk about love, and poets were proud of prostitutes singing their own poems. Liu Yong in the Song Dynasty and Tang Yin in the Ming Dynasty are both masters of the romantic field, and they are also loved by prostitutes. Ji Xiaolan, who calls himself a gifted scholar, is unwilling to be lonely. He is famous in Kyushu, and he is merciful on all sides. The world called him Tang Yin in the Ming Dynasty and Ji Yun in the Qing Dynasty.

Ji Xiaolan gave the housekeeper extremely 220 taels of silver each, making them happy, relaxing muscles and activating blood together with the beauty, and relieving the fatigue of horses and chariots along the way. Extremely bookish, 16 or 17 years old, she tasted human nature for the first time and got out of hand. He likes adult rewards best. The housekeeper has a wife and two concubines and is an old customer of Beijing Romantic Expo. He likes Jiangnan women best. He is lucky to be here today, and he can't wait to go whoring himself!

Ji Xiaolan deserves to be regarded as a romantic genius. He likes ladies-in-waiting, which is a well-known Korean secret. A good scholar has recorded that "(Ji Wenda said to himself), it is essential to count women every day, such as five drums, once at noon, once at dusk and once in bed. In addition, those who are lucky are often there. "Ji Xiaolan heard this, smiled and lied about how to believe what the village said. Ji Rong Wen Shu, his father's second son, likes to indulge women. He copied Bai Letian's poems "Gold does not hesitate to buy a moth's eyebrow, picking flowers like three or four branches, singing and dancing, and never following" and "Don't raise a thin horse, don't teach a little prostitute, the horse is fat and fast, and prostitutes can sing and dance well; Three years and five years, I heard that I have a new owner. Ask the new and old owners, who is happy and who is hard "has been warned. According to legend, when Ji was young, Zeng Zeng wrote a book called Sutra of Plain Woman, which used fine gold calligraphy to teach his son how to replenish Yang in suction yin and recuperate his body. There is nothing wrong with being a lecherous scholar. My son's reputation as a gifted scholar will spread far and wide, and Lao Tzu will feel at ease.

The madam Zuimeixuan has prepared a tender girl who just had her period last month to honor Ji's adult. Recently, Ji Xiaolan is interested in girls who are twelve or thirteen years old. She has four or five girls aged seven or eight in her family. She looks at the physical changes every day and what is on a woman's chest. She is longer than cardamom and became a gift from the Duke of Zhou. Rubbing and licking the unfinished milk, my fingers and tongue wandered in Xuanyuan Garden, shuttling back and forth between golden ditches, focusing on wheat grains, not wheat teeth. When watching, ask a concubine or prostitute to lie naked in bed, and have sex with her immediately when her erection is hot.

Ji Yun asked, "What's the girl's name!"

"My Lord, call me Jinger."

"Can you read?"

"I know some words, I grew up in a brothel!"

Witty people always like to conquer women with their talents, make them admire them, then submit to them and try their best to please themselves with their bodies. Ji Xiaolan can't directly say that he is Ji Yun, a great genius. He can only preach and teach her to write. The implication is that he is good at calligraphy. He used his father to exercise his emaciated body strictly, and wrote the first poem "Crispy Milk" by Zhao Luanluan, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, without a title.

Powder fragrant sweat in heptachlor, spring crisp Baifeng cream;

After bathing in the agricultural area of Tan Lang, the flowers bloom and the purple grapes are cool.

Jinger said, "Adults write well and people are funny. What a genius! "

Ji Xiaolan asked, "This girl knows this poem. Tell me about it. "

"Adult is really bad. How can you say such a thing, Crystal? "

Ji Xiaolan picked up the crystal from the desk and put it on the bed in the boudoir. "Crystal, I want to taste your purple grapes!"

Jinger asked Ji Xiaolan to take off her coat and play with it through the red cloth pocket. Suddenly, she took out a pocket, but she put her hands on her breasts and asked Ji Xiaolan, "My Lord, do you want to taste purple grapes!" The master on the romantic field froze, and he was really shocked. This female doll has a unique charm. After careful study, she slowly tasted the beautiful milk in bud, especially before it grew up, as evidenced by poems:

Shaohua is a melting age, and there are two peaks and buds in spring.

The painted windowsill spans half of Yiping and is covered with sandalwood grooves, which are held at the same time.

The fragrance is soft and cold, and the powder drops are round and unbreakable.

Keep your heart warm, and don't teach the single yarn clearly.

Ji Xiaolan sat on the edge of the bed, held Jinger in her arms and said, "Honey, I ate your purple grapes, and now I want to fuck you!" " She tore off the fig leaf. "Crystal, my dear, let me tell you, what is the golden ditch, where is the seal, where is the porch, and where? I'm picking your grain. Look, don't close your eyes, my baby Jingjing! "

"Baby, do you like this feeling? I want to fuck you! "

"Jinger listens to adults!"

Ji Xiaolan said, "Baby, do you remember these names? There is also a baby girl, going backwards, Yu He, Dan Fen! "

Jinger said, "Your Excellency laughed at me. Jing Er only knows a few words, but she is not blind. How can she know these things? "

Ji Xiaolan said, "Honey, you know X has a ditch with peas in it. Men like to fuck peas in ditches! My dear crystal, my Lord, I have studied imperial women, and the days when you enjoy happiness are yet to come! "

"Ha ha, Jinger, you are running water!" Ji Xiaolan raised his head from Crystal's nakedness, grabbed her by the shoulder and rushed at her. The scream of the crystal stimulated Ji Xiaolan's desire. "Crystal, crystal, I think ..." Ji Xiaolan kept saying.

Ji Xiaolan wanted to record the process of the crystal bud opening ahead of schedule in his secret Notes on Reading Wei Caotang, how his works showed great power and how to make the crystal break through the scarlet of wheat teeth in intoxication. His penis is like the Monkey King's wand. He is another hero on the battlefield. Riding a crystal is like riding a whip on the battlefield. The acceleration action is the speed of a swift horse and the effort of a bull. Ji Xiaolan is proud of his notebook novels, and his artistic attainments are far above his poems.

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Little Shenyang laughed when he learned that Ji Xiaolan was whoring with a prostitute 13 years old at night. "Ha ha! Ji Xiaolan's dogs can't change and eat shit. Sooner or later, he will be planted in lust! " Order to stop, stay for two more days, rest in Jiangning, fulfill Ji Xiaolan's romantic life, let him toss about at will, and see what medicine he has in his gourd! Xiao Shenyang said to Liu Quan, "If you tell me that everyone regards Ji Xiaolan as a player, see how he acts and report to me truthfully!"! Bribing and bribing the boss of Zuimeixuan, finding more little girls for Ji Xiaolan, exhausted him! "

Liu Quan was puzzled and asked, "Why did your master spend this money? Then Ji Xiaolan fights with you every day, and we pay him back? ! "

"Useless things, if he is busy with prostitutes, he will not pay so much attention, and our actions will be beneficial!"

"My Lord, why don't you set up a game and fool Ji Xiaolan, a hypocrite, with a honey trap to see what face he has!"

"ah! Bah! Liu Quan, you are a dog slave who has accomplished nothing! The whole world knows that Ye He is the enemy. Emperor Yuzryha came to Jiangsu to handle state affairs. If there is a dispute, especially that kind of trouble, no one is good, and he is not good at the moment! "

"Thank you, I am an adult's loyal dog slave!"

Laughed, "what a dog slave, didn't waste negative leaf cultivation! A dog slave is a dog slave, just do less half-assed things! "

Due to the disguised fulfillment of Shenyang, Ji Xiaolan pampered Jinger for three days, teaching Kangxi imperial edict in the academy during the day and playing in Jinger's boudoir at night. Jinger is also one of his students, from not knowing the rules to reciting poems, and gradually becoming civilized.

At three o'clock the next day, Ji Xiaolan came to the college. When Jinger became a virgin, her heart was still delicate and shy. She thought of the delicate breasts, and decided that her analysis of Su Xiaoxiao's birth could not be wrong. She is a poetess with tiny nipples. This discovery should also be written into a notebook novel. Think twice about showing it to others. The crisp breasts made him forget the sensitivity of time, which was the time he used to behead the prisoners. After having lunch at the nearby Ru Gui Hotel, he asked for extreme driving. Dean Chen continued to lead vice president Shi, main cave, deputy lecturer, dean and others out to meet him. Dean Chen said: "The dean of our college and all the students praised Ji's honesty and love for the people as a son. The court has this pillar. Fortunately for the Qing dynasty, fortunately for all the people! "

Ji Xiaolan said: "Honesty is the duty of being an official, loving the people is the virtue of being an official, simplicity is the foundation of learning, and honesty is the interest of being an official!"

"Ji's adult is right. I heard that adults don't set up outside rooms or cede territory, but they are diligent. What I saw today is really like this, and Bao Zheng will never do this again! " Dean Chen kept feeling.

The housekeeper came to the academy an hour earlier, and Shi, the vice president, gave a banquet. During the dinner, Du Guanjia said, "Today, Master Ji wants to question the Sixteen Letters written by the holy father Kangxi. Don't be careless Maybe he will give the preaching of village rules and regulations and the preaching of local officials to the academy. Distributing money is the intention of the saints. " Shi, vice president of the busy took out a silver ingot for Du Guanjia to take, saying that this is also the meaning of Dean Chen. Butler Du said, "I'm not like us adults. I eat fireworks, especially like money and women! " "Vice President Shi echoed:" Men in the world don't like these two things! How many Ji Xiaolan adults are there in the world? "

The students lined up at the college to welcome Ji Xiaolan. Ji Xiaolan, citing the hot weather, asked the accompanying MuBin to randomly select six people, including literature, history, art and literature, and twelve people, including 48 people, to gather in the main hall. Dean Chen personally offered tea to Ji's adult, and said to the students, "Ji's adult loves the people like a son, and he has little observation. He can't bear the students to suffer from exposure! " Quote praise: "You are cordially invited to co-chair the lecture of Master Shang of the Department of Rites of the University!"

Ji Xiaolan said: "In the Qing Dynasty, stereotyped writing was the imperial examination, and saints taught themselves, which made the world inherit the wind. In the first month of the 11th year of Emperor Sejong's Yongzheng, he instructed all provinces to set up academies, each of which was advocated by 1200 yuan! Zhimeng Academy gained a great reputation, thanks to Emperor Hong En! When you are in a prosperous time, all students should study hard, pass the imperial examination, care for the people, assist the country and serve the emperor! "

"Long live my emperor! Hooray! Long live! " Dean Chen led the whole hospital to answer.

Ji Xiaolan said, "Emperor Kangxi, a sage, wanted to' suspend the punishment of Suntech, turn people into customs' and strengthen education in view of the trend of' customs are getting worse and people are not old'. In the ninth year of Kangxi, "Sixteen Imperial Letters" were issued to instruct the world. All students must remember the teachings and read them sooner or later. The imperial edict inherited the teachings of Confucius and Mencius, Yang Cheng and Zhu Zhixue, making them profound. Emperor Kangxi's intelligence is unparalleled, and the word 16 1 12 covers the achievements of Confucianism, which is really a blessing for all the people in the Qing Dynasty! "

Quotation: "The students of Zhimeng Academy remember the teachings of Master Ji and praise the' Sixteen Letters' written by the sage Emperor Kangxi."

The students of Zhimeng Academy sang in chorus:

Pay attention to human relations, Du and Mu.

Arguing with the township party that we should attach importance to agriculture and mulberry trees in order to eat and wear warm clothes.

Be thrifty, cherish money, use long schools and learn from others.

Teach the law by advocating orthodoxy as an example.

Ming Li, let people do business with a strong folk customs, calm people's hearts.

Train children to take prohibition as an interest and falsely accuse them of everything.

Avoid running away so as not to involve money and food, thus saving the department.

UNPROFOR A retaliated against the thief and paid more attention to his life.

Ji Xiaolan said, "Very good, very good! The students of Zhimeng Academy are the talents of the pillars of Qing Dynasty! "

Ordering the students to retire, he said to Dean Chen, "Rule the world with filial piety and attach importance to Article 16 of the imperial edict. He explained them one by one and made a thousand words, which became a broad instruction of the imperial edict. At present, the voice of learning in prefectures and counties is too small, which needs to be strengthened! The emperor mentioned this matter several times and didn't want to make an imperial decree. You should all be spontaneous. It is the bounden duty of our scholars to abide by the imperial edict and share worries for the emperor. Everything can't wait for the imperial edict! "

Dean Chen said, "Thank you for your help. Zhimeng Academy will definitely be the first to open up the atmosphere and go to the world! "

"I have a personal relationship with the former dean Qian, which is also the idea of Mr. Qian. When the time is ripe, I will ask you, long live the imperial plaque hanging in the main hall of the academy! The emperor is bound to reward! "

After listening to this, Dean Chen was deeply inspired, and immediately listed "Oracle Bone Inscriptions Extensive Training" as a required reading for all students, and assessed it once every quarter, no matter what he studied. "Sixteen Letters" were carved on stone tablets and stood at the entrance of the academy. Students read and practice them in the morning and evening.

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Let's talk about the envoys stationed in Jiangning, Jiang, from Jiangning to the magistrate of a county, and the big businessmen and tycoons came in an endless stream.

Small Shenyang is big and small, and everything that can be done has been done. If there is nothing the Qing Dynasty and Shenyang can do, they can only ask the emperor. Xiao Shenyang is well versed in officialdom, because he can do things that others can't, so everyone takes refuge in him, because what he said works in front of the emperor, so everyone wants him. People like him are indispensable to the iron drum of Qing Dynasty. If everyone gets rich, the country will be unified for ten thousand years. As the saying goes, "Three years to clear the magistrate, a hundred thousand snowflakes and silver!" Small Shenyang has been stationed in Jiangning for two days, which is equivalent to being the magistrate of A Qing for thirty years. Remember one hundred and twenty pieces of silver, Liu Quan, the housekeeper, took some oil, and there were also one hundred and twenty pieces of silver. This is very restrained for small Shenyang. It's just a nap on business. The filial piety of parents and people in Qing dynasty can't be refused, otherwise it will leave unreasonable excuses. As the saying goes, "If an official doesn't get rich, even I won't be invited!"

Small Shenyang heard that Ji Xiaolan taught the Sixteenth Imperial Decree in Zhimeng Academy, and asked students to read it in the morning and evening, and immediately reprinted Guangxun Oracle, starting from Zhimeng and pushing it to the provinces. Scold: "Ji Xiaolan, an apple polisher, photographed all the farts put by the emperor!" "

Small Shenyang has lost interest in smiling bribers, just like drinking tea and eating every day. From time to time, people who worship rare treasures and antique calligraphy and painting can also make adults shine, just like tasting fresh women. There is no repetition in bed, and each has its own coquettish appearance. Ji Xiaolan once told He Shen that apart from being college students, we have another similarity. We all like collecting. Ji Xiaolan likes to collect all kinds of women, while adults like gold, silver and jewelry. Their last happy cooperation was that Ji Xiaolan exchanged two Japanese beauties for the pornographic photos of Chou Ying and Tang Yin collected by adults in the Ming Dynasty.

Gentlemen should use their leisure time to appreciate the scenery of Jiangning. At this time, Ji Xiaolan in Suzhou is making love with Crystal, training the fish to be a romantic master. The voice of immature body is pain, not addiction. The procuress loves the crystal under the temptation of adults' money, so that Xianger and Xiaocui can share her happiness. When the crazy beating made Jing Er scream again, Xiang Er, who was hiding behind the screen, opened the curtain and put her plump breasts on Ji's back.

"beautiful! Impeccable! Wonderful! Natural stunner! "

"What are you talking about? Come on! "

Ji Xiaolan has always liked women's lewd voices, and Xianger is in Ji Xiaolan. The two of them, diamond cut diamond, played with relish.

"Jinger, learn from your sister!" Ji Xiaolan said to grab clothes to cover her body.

"The first adult was a polite gentleman in bed yesterday, just like a teacher at school. Just now, the tiger went down the mountain, and I can't wait to eat the crystal! Jinger is afraid! " Crystal wronged said.

When Xiao Shenyang set out in Jiangning, she heard a pimp reporting a funny story about Ji Xiaolan in her room. When she heard that Xiaocui was a white tiger, she was so excited that she pushed away Xianger and reached for it. As a result, when she fell out of bed, she almost threw up her breakfast. He said to Liu Quan, "Your boy did a good job. Ji Xiaolan will die in bed sooner or later and be a slut! "

On the boat, Xiao Shenyang returned the curtain guest's calculation of Jiangning's harvest, how much money is equivalent to jewelry and jade, and more than a dozen antique calligraphy and paintings to distinguish authenticity and estimate the market price geometry. The screen visitor leafed through the books to see what the princes and ministers liked and which of these gains could be used to make good gifts. The western clock sent by salt merchant Jia Zhen comes from Macao. It's a rare treasure. Small and exquisite, decorated with jade and glittering, people can't put it down. This is the person who can do things and is worth cultivating!

Jiangning's harvest is only a little bit, and there is still a gap of 6.2 thousand from the next wish of 12 thousand silver. I keep sighing that I have racked my brains and made a windfall in Suzhou, and I can't leave my vault and silver warehouse empty. I regret that I am still timid and my hands are not enough. I pricked up my ears, as if I heard Ji Xiaolan cursing, "Little Shenyang, a big corrupt official, and Little Shenyang, a big traitor, are all fucking sons of bitches!"

The night royal three girls continued to return to their homes at dawn, and still came to the academy in the afternoon, but instead of continuing to "imperial decree 16" with Dean Chen, they had a secret talk with the housekeeper MuBin, who showed them the news sorted out in advance. Ji Xiaolan said: "There is no need to talk about it. I will go to see adults with everyone in the college tonight. Small Shenyang decided not to arrive tomorrow morning, and appeared in the evening with the image of being close to the people and not disturbing the people. "

Of course, small Shenyang has not been idle. Sewing prostitutes is a kind of literati. Eat, drink and be merry, and the ship docked at Jiangning at the same time. When approaching, geisha and maiko turned into boats one after another. The only unpleasant thing is that the governor of Liangjiang refused to see Xiao Shenyang on the grounds of occasional colds. He only asked the envoys to say hello and gave him a jade Buddha of the Yuan Dynasty.

Suzhou officials have been waiting by the river one day in advance since Governor Qian arrived in the magistrate's county. In case of poor hospitality, the consequences of angering adults are unimaginable!