Prank story

Idioms are stereotypes in Chinese vocabulary. Idioms, everyone says they have become words, and so do idioms. Idioms are mostly four-character, and some are three-character, five-character or even more than seven-character. The following is a joke story I provided for you. Welcome to reading.

Joke story 1 1, Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather was fine, and he asked his little grandson to go fishing together. Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm? Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in half. ! Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the paddle is finished! "

2. Xiaoming: Have you ever seen a tortoise shake its head? Kangkang (shaking his head): No Xiaoming: Have you ever heard the story that an idiot said yes, an idiot said no, and a mentally retarded person didn't speak? Kangkang: ...

3. Tell a story to a friend. Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who made a living by fishing every day. One day, a storm came and divided the ship's pulp into two parts. After that, he can't go home because ... pulp (speech) is over.

4. Go home together at night, deliberately walk in front of friends (it is best to have trees or telephone poles next to them), suddenly turn around, cover your face, pretend to be caught by invisible thin wires or iron wires stretched on the trees on both sides, then carefully lower your head and pretend to drill from below. Then you can see what the people behind you do!

5. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who would say "no" when someone asked him anything, for example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story? B: No. ...

6. Today, I was watching a DVD when my mother came in with a book and told me what these words mean.

Mom: What does this "I don't know" mean?

I said, "I don't know."

Mom: I sent you to college for several years. How come you don't know anything !

I said: no! I don't know! !

Mom: Still mouth shut! ! ! ! $@%! #$^&； %#$%@$%@#$%! ^%^! ^%$^#&； ..................................................................................................................................................................................

Mom: You're telling me this. What does "I know" mean, mean? You should know. Tell me about it.

I said, "I know."

Mom: Tell me if you know.

I said:

Story 2 1, a lamb about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch him viciously, but the lamb said passionately, "What is there to be afraid of when you die?" When I finish reading this short message joke. "

2, the world record "Gisney", today's selection is cheeky, the pig is less than one centimeter and the hippo is only five centimeters. In the end, you won the championship-you had the cheek to congratulate! Congratulations!

Your belly is a little bigger, your neck is a little thinner, your head is a little shorter, your hair is a little less, your teeth are a little yellow, your thighs are a little shorter and your muscles are a little less. Other than that, you are a 100% handsome guy.

4. A fool is a fool, a dwarf is a melon, a cuckold is a watermelon, a big belly is a pumpkin, a bitter gourd without sweetness, a tasteless cucumber, and a loofah hanging on a shelf. These are not you-a fool.

Missing you is a common thing, missing you is a daily thing, dreaming about you is a nightly thing, loving you is a lifelong thing, and cheating you is just one thing.

6. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, and as tolerant as the sea. In a word, you are not like a human being!

7, strange strange really strange, found that Italy voted for Chun Lv, Chun Lv's brain has a problem, don't eat, don't drink, don't rest, where come of Wen Chun green, was buried in the news!

8. The persistent pursuit of love is a kind of infatuation, the dream of money is a kind of financial infatuation, and the pursuit of women is a kind of infatuation. Being indifferent to this information is an idiot!

9. Read with me. If there are no mistakes at all, there will be a big prize: Wang forgets that when it is over, Wang expects it. Wow, you scream really well. I will give you a bone!

10, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest and walking leisurely, looking detached and lovely. I don't know how you hit the rabbit at that time.

1 1. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said that. I ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

12, in the cold winter morning, you struggled to paddle, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle and impressive diving in the pool! The old man on the shore was anxious: "Hey! You drank up the cesspool and didn't let me farm! "

13. I called you just now, and the prompt was "This user goes to the toilet, please redial later." I'll call you back later, prompting that "this user has fallen into the cesspit, please dial again later."

Trick joke story 3 1, me: you pig brain, can't remember what we are like together?

Someone: Who said I don't remember? I remember what you said. You must have forgotten, right?

Me: nonsense, let's confront each other!

Someone: OK!

Me: I am not a league member if I am afraid of you! : purpose

Someone: @ # $%&; *……

2. Me: I had a dream yesterday, but it was a mess …

Someone: What dream?

Me: In my dream, I am a client for a while and a bystander for a while. ...

Someone: @ # $%&; *……

Me: ... (explain or correct what I just said) I mean ... pay attention ...

3. Me: With you, I feel really close to ink. You must think you are near Zhu Zhechi, right?

Someone: I'm crazy about getting close to a pig (maybe eating? )!

Me: @ # $%&; *……

The joke story is 4 1. The couple are talking about the romance of the Three Kingdoms. The wife said, "Cao Cao led an army of 8 10000 ..."

Hearing this, the husband immediately corrected and said, "No, they are 830,000 men."

The wife said, "It's 8 10000."

The husband said, "It is 830,000."

They couldn't argue, so they just went to get the book. The husband went to the kang to get a book, stepped on the sleeping child on the bed and the child began to cry. The wife said, "Shit, I trampled the baby to death!" " "

The husband listened and said impatiently, "Twenty thousand people told you it was gone, and you still care about this one and a half."

In the evening, my husband told me that he bought a lottery ticket of 1000.

I said discontentedly that he lost his home, and my husband said with a smile, "The fortune teller said two days ago that I was lucky these days, and I will definitely win the grand prize this time." "

After that, he sat on the sofa, sipping tea leisurely, and said to himself, "After winning 5 million yuan, buy a four-bedroom apartment first, and then replace all the home appliances with new ones. Also, buy high-end fashion and cosmetics for your wife. Who will make us rich? "

I went to fill the rice bowl with a wry smile, and accidentally, my rice bowl fell to the ground and broke. At this moment, I heard my husband shout, "Don't throw things in a hurry, we haven't won the lottery yet."

There is a sign on the lawn of the park, which reads: "No trampling on the lawn, and offenders will be fined one yuan."

A frequent visitor in the park found that the fine written on the sign was less than before and asked the service staff in the park, "Why is the fine reduced?" Didn't you need to pay a fine of five yuan before? "

Attendant: "Nobody stepped on five pieces."

Prank joke story 5 1, someone came to pick me up from work, and I flew all the way across the crosswalk ~

Someone: Why are you running? ...

Me: Do I look like a freshly roasted bird?

Someone: @ # $%&; * ... should be out. ...

Me: ...

Someone is asking about the room facilities of the landlord of the serviced apartment. ...

Someone: By the way, how big is the bed?

Landlord: 1 m2

Someone: Er, is the length and width all 1㎡?

Me: @ $%&* ... You are a pig! ! ! The length and width are1.2m.. That's a mahjong table!

Step 3 walk in the street ...

Me: (referring to a roadside food stall) Hey! What is "skin fish silk skin"? I want to eat that!

Someone: (Look …) I'm dizzy! That's cold rice noodles, frog fish, vermicelli and rolled skin! ! !

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