Northern Shandong fortune teller _ Lushan fortune teller

Who can help me make up a riddle about Spring Festival greetings?

In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

02. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

03. At the moment I left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out behind me, making me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

04. A cricket and a pig bet that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

05. The wolf came to the pigsty, which was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig will block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

06. Cry silly. Are the happy days over? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

07. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can. Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.

08. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?

09. There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Unfortunately, I want to sleep, so you will be fine. So many people watch you fly!

10. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

1 1. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

12. When Tang Priest took a break with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

The portrayal of your life: at the age of ten, you can take a bath-pigs can clean themselves, at the age of twenty, you can dress up-pigs can flourish, at the age of thirty, you can work-pigs can have a career, at the age of forty, they can have servants, and at the age of fifty, they can shoot-pigs can throw.

I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your cross line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. I just want to be in a straight line with you, and I want to drive you into the pigsty!

The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time I remind you to put on more clothes, you always answer me disdainfully: what is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?

The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to meet a beautiful day, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!

Tea, drink strong, until the fragrance is especially strong; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with a mobile phone is not bad!

Before, I only knew that pigs could not talk, so I knew hum. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

Baby pig's echo: you are glad to have to. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. I read about pigs, which is well-founded in the world of pigs.

Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds: it's cold, put more grass in the nest!

Read in Sichuan dialect: On the night of crossing the black area, Tou Lanhu jumped into the canal and threw Li to the ground, but he risked you and others for Mota. Because it has four axes, it doesn't live in a building!

A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said impassioned, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being lazy like a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!

You fought with a wild boar and got kicked in the head. The wild boar said, grandma! Domestic pigs still want to kill wild boar!

It turns out that I really fell in love with you for a long time! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can't you cherish this fate after you really choose it? I want to be together forever, but the police uncle said that pigs are not allowed in the city!

One day, Bajie asked Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! Bajie came back from Guanyin and asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is # #? Ha ha!

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked, why are you crying? I feel stupid, said the pig. Mother comforted him: don't cry, son, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. (Hit an animal) Answer: Elephant.

A pair of lovers together is called very much in love, a pair of lovers together is called eternal knot concentric, and you are simple, you and a pig together are called pairs.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.

New signs in the animal world: ants rape African elephants, lions sell mala Tang, mice play with snakes, sharks and donkeys go shopping, pigs are crazier and pretend to be hooligans with mobile phones. Hey, you, look, Demo!

I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

You are a chubby pig who received this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this message. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If it is stored, it will be an American sick pig. Hey, what do you do?

Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snowy Moon = Tender and sweet meteor+Heart words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand, you said nothing, it didn't hurt at all! Later, I checked the proverb to know that dead mice are not afraid of cold!

Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, the cobra said to the elephant's nose, Come on, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig. By the way, this pig is called # #?

You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to ............ Pig!

I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face has always appeared in front of me! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I'm not selling this pig.

I miss you day after day, and I am still lonely. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! Dead pigs can't sleep well. Get up and go back to sleep

There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who keep at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~ ~

The weather changes for free, be careful to catch cold, and care about you again: you should quit taking off your clothes; Second, the exit is late; Three cold drinks; Under the temptation is picky eaters; Five precepts of cold water bath; 6. Abstinence from alcohol; Seven commandments to climb the quilt; Do you understand, Bajie?

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world dies, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.

The falling rain triggered my infinite thinking. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

There used to be countless friends, and it's the coolest if you think about it. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were still in my pig shed, eating grass, beside the tree, your tail wagging. So you're eating my tree, damn it!

I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose pig is so hungry?"

I haven't heard from you for a long time

I always miss you these two days.

I'm a mess

Search all the ponds you like to visit.

Restaurant cabin

Sleeping lawn

Still no news from you.

My heart is broken.

......

How did you lose such a big pig?

My friend said that we would not be happy together.

They advised me to give up you and leave you.

But I really like you and can't bear to leave you.

I fell out with them for this.

Why?

They are allowed to have dogs, but I am not allowed to raise pigs.

Before, I was just an ordinary knight-errant, until I met the most mysterious you in the Jianghu, and a strange coincidence called out your name. Since then, I have become a "pig man" admired by everyone in the Jianghu.

Piggy. Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, and every five bowls reach the bottom. No one dares to compare his weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99 pigs. The king said, "What about 1 pig?" ? The minister said, "There are still 1 people reading text messages.

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!

I live like this every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

Domestic pigs are kept at home, and those born in the mountains are called wild boars. Those who see this message are all stupid pigs. If the joke is a stupid pig, the angry pig, the dead pig who ignores me, and even the pig who doesn't reply is not as good as it is.

When I turned to leave, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!

I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!

You'd better. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me that ... pork has gone up in price and can be sold at a good price!

Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. You can't play a song called ................... and your face is in tears.

I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

You look happy when you drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob it, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for texting pigs ~!

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

The pig cried sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

There are small raindrops floating in the sky, which seem to laugh at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I rack my brains to write a poem full of sadness? Who knew that only pigs and idiots stared at this poem on their mobile phones?

Every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask you to be caring and attentive, and I will send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball. The ball is round. Happy round egg, pig!

Party member Baoquan: I don't drink party wine for a day. I don't know the route. I don't know how to eat party food all day. I don't know how to do my job. I don't know how to fill out the invoice. I don't know how to sign for a day.

Difficulties in fresh-keeping education: criticizing the superior official position is difficult to protect; It is difficult to criticize the relationship at the same level; Criticize yourself and ask for trouble; Criticize subordinates for reducing the number of votes; Criticize her husband, he will mess around; Criticize children who have no pension. What should I do in this situation?

It is said that a blind man was very accurate in fortune-telling, and everyone brought him a pig with faded hair for him to calculate. The blind man was overjoyed and said that hip breadth was a leader with a round belly, a small face and big eyes in contemporary party member. His skin is tender and fresh!

Interviewee: Please smile-doorman 2-7 floors 12:24

You write funny messages about the Spring Festival on Baidu website. There are many of them. See for yourself. ☆ If you feel happy, you wave, if you feel happy, you stamp your feet, if you feel happy, you shake your head. Happy new year, crazy!

☆ The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and peppers are really hot. I don't regret knowing you. I wish you a happy new year and smile from ear to ear every day!

My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

☆ Wine, candles and big meals, what a wonderful New Year! Only your wallet is missing! Happy New Year, my friend!

☆ Say goodbye to the old year and move towards the new year, and say to you emotionally: Good health and all the best!

☆ Happy New Year to you! One kowtow, two kowtows, three kowtows! Congratulations on making a fortune, with a red envelope!

As the saying goes, time makes people old. At the beginning of the new year, I wish you a long and healthy life.

☆ Happy New Year, old friend! I wish you good health and all the best! Bring a gift and get a red envelope!

☆ Get rich in the Year of the Dog! Good health and all the best! At the beginning of the year, longevity came.

☆ I wish you a prosperous career and a new atmosphere in the new year! Make great achievements in the new year!

☆ In this brilliant and happy Spring Festival, I wish you all the best! I wish all the best!

☆ Leave for many days and wish to bring you countless happiness in this peaceful Spring Festival! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

☆ Old friend, congratulations on getting rich! Go out safely all year round! Go home often to see, life is sweeter!

☆ The snow is long in early spring, and the world is new everywhere! Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year! Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new.

☆ On the occasion of the Spring Festival, express your thoughts with sincere wishes. Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year!

☆ The wind is ringing intoxicating bells. In the festive atmosphere of the New Year, I wish you peace, happiness and all your wishes come true!

☆ Good luck in the New Year, rich in financial resources! Phoenix has lived in Dawu since ancient times, and good wood is the pillar. Make persistent efforts in the new year!

☆ Chinese New Year is a great event, and the good days have finally come. Friend, work harder next year! Remember to come to my house for dinner! Happy new year!

☆ Lucky and rich, more than a year, blooming and falling, happiness, Fulu Xi Shou, icing on the cake, peace in all seasons!

☆ May your Spring Festival be full of warmth, peace and the joy of reuniting with your loved ones. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a happy New Year.

☆ May the Spring Festival be not only a day for you to laugh, but also a day for you to rejoice. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy New Year.

☆ In this joyful season, I give you my sincere wishes and cordial thoughts. May your Spring Festival this year be more wonderful than usual.

☆ The Spring Festival is here. I wish you a happy new year. May you always be happy! May the warmth of the Spring Festival bring you peace and joy.

☆ Warm greetings from me during the Spring Festival. I wish you a happy and sweet New Year. Good luck in the year of the dog and all the best!

☆ In the new year, I wish you a prosperous career and a bright future! Make great achievements! The financial resources are rolling! Good people are safe all their lives!

☆ A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, and a short message of love are sent to your heart. Happy spring festival!

☆ The ancients swept the dust for the New Year. May you also sweep away the dust from your heart for a year. I wish you a happy new year during the Spring Festival!

☆ Happy New Year! I miss you like a wisp of smoke, and my blessing to you is that the gurgling stream will accompany me all my life.

☆ In a beautiful festival, send me a sincere blessing, and the footsteps of the Spring Festival will give them all to you!

☆ Happy Spring Festival to you! May the world be full of harmony, and wish you a happy new year with the most sincere heart!

☆ Step on the wings of the wind, face the snowflakes all over the sky, and sprinkle your blessings: 7 happiness a week, Pepsi, everything is Fanta!

☆ The streets and alleys are filled with the breath of the Spring Festival, and my deep blessing to you also falls among them. Do you feel it?

☆ Dude, congratulations on getting rich, good luck, family safety and smooth work! Make a fortune this year, don't forget to treat!

☆ Give you special wishes. May the Spring Festival bring you endless happiness and satisfaction. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a happy and successful New Year.

☆ In the past year, we cooperated happily. Thank you for your concern. At the beginning of the Year of the Dog, I wish your family happiness and all your wishes come true!

☆ Old friend, I wish you a happy holiday, good luck all the year round, happiness and wealth! Work smoothly and have a successful career!

You are like a boat, carrying me to the ocean of knowledge. Thank you teacher! I wish you a happy new year, with peaches and plums everywhere!

☆ Let's spread the bell of the Spring Festival, let's spread love and praise to the world. Friend, I will always bless you!

☆ The Spring Festival is here, the God of Wealth is here, and the God of Luck will accompany my message! The new year is more precious, and next year's life will be icing on the cake.

☆ On the occasion of the New Year, I wish you peace, happiness and happiness! I wish you a happy song in your heart forever. Happy New Year!

☆ Auspicious, safe and rich, new happiness! Happy new year: good luck, congratulations on making a fortune, rising step by step and welcoming the new year!

☆ Every festive season, I miss my relatives more, and in the new year, my parents take care of themselves. One year of peace, one year of good luck!

☆ Thousands of auspicious clouds gather to celebrate, and hundreds of blessings welcome the New Year! Castle Peak is still there. Blessings come every year! Friend, the New Year is the icing on the cake!

☆ An unswerving friendship, with thousands of blessings, gives a warm greeting to my missing friend: Happy Spring Festival! New year's progress!

☆ On the occasion of the beautiful Spring Festival, I would like to send my thoughts and best wishes. I wish my friends a good mood every day in the new year!

☆ In this affectionate season, in this peaceful New Year, I really want to send full thoughts and countless blessings.

☆ May friends be safe and happy! Give this "overweight" blessing to the most special friend in the atmosphere of the Spring Festival. Happy spring festival!

☆ May you enjoy all the joys you expect in the Spring Festival, and every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless happiness.

☆ In the new year, I wish you make a fortune and set foot on Marlboro, and your career is Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and your financial resources are all over Greater China.

☆ The messenger of New Year's Eve sends you a message of peace, and let this peaceful melody accompany you through the night. Happy New Year and good luck!

☆ The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

Give you a coat, the front is safe, the back is happiness, luck is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is warm. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

2, don't be so tired, don't be so tired, take a rest when you are uncomfortable, don't be afraid of expensive food when you are hungry, don't be against yourself when you are tired of work, go to bed on time when you eat, and come to the party with friends who miss you!

3, fat vines, feet shaking, buy old pork to sacrifice to the gods, eat pork to make you live longer, read text messages-I wish the Lantern Festival delicious and happy work!

4, the new method of New Year's Eve: First, you put a steaming rice cake on the floor, and then stand upside down on the opposite side of the rice cake at the last second of this year ~ ~ Hey ~ ~ Done! Good luck in the new year, all the best, good health, all the best, as sweet as honey!

5. Hello! This is 1860. Your friend ordered the song Jingle Bells for you. Because the network is busy, I can't listen directly, so I can only hum it myself. thank you

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Spring Festival SMS in the Year of the Dog

Author: unknown source: unknown accession date: 2005- 12-26

In the new year, I wish: the spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth is safe, and your friends are loyal to you. I wish you all the best and the star of luck will always shine on you. Happy New Year!

When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

I asked trouble, it didn't love you at all, and it said it would never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: I have a crush on you for a long time, and I will never change it! Happy new year!

When you see this information, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

I hope this year: everyone follows you, the train lets you go, trouble avoids you, money sticks to you, bandits help you, public security protects you, the court pampers you, wine supports you, and lovers love you the most!

I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five people are rich, six six are auspicious, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, innocence is long-lasting, perfect, prosperous, lucky and all the best!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. All this is for you, my love, Happy New Year!

I wish you a rich family, lots of wives and concubines, full of children and grandchildren, full of flowers, birds and flowers in the daytime, witty remarks at night, touching the rain, charming the clouds and touching the west, kissing the left and holding the right, sighing and moaning, and admiring others. Wei Xiaobao envied Ximen Qing with infinite romantic feelings.

The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful and beautiful dreams. May all your wishes made this year come true in front of your eyes. I wish you a warm and happy holiday!

I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, June 6, seven stars shine high, money comes from all directions, 99 is United, 10 is complete, Pepsi is prosperous, everything is auspicious and everything goes well.

The spring breeze is full of pride. It's the Spring Festival. Bless, bless, bless you, your career is getting higher and higher, your health is good, and your appetite is good. It is good luck to get what you want!

From tonight to tomorrow during the day, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow after a week!

A new New Year's travel route-a seven-day tour in Afghanistan was grandly launched: staying in a terrorist training camp, learning to make bombs and anthrax viruses, and those with excellent results will be fortunate to be the successors of bin Laden.

I quietly put the wishes and hopes of the New Year under the melting snow slope, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

Good luck and good luck to you, fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business is booming, flying higher and higher like Dapeng.

I miss you very much and have a lot to say. But what I want to know most is how are you? At this warm moment, I send my sincere greetings and wishes, hoping that everything will be fine with you. ...

May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5256000 wonderful minutes and 3 1536000 seconds.

God releases snowflakes on the earth to make you forget your troubles. The cold wind at night closes the window to make you feel warm, so that heaven can prove eternity and the earth can prove eternity. Happy New Year!

I wish you a fortune in the new year, set foot on Marlboro, have a career in Hongta Mountain, love you better than Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China.

I hope that in the new year, you will have a higher position than responsibility, stay close to home with more money, sleep until dawn every day, get cramps in your hands, spend money to receive gifts, and others will work overtime for a raise!

Happy new year! Although these four words only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings on you!

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

I hope this year: everyone follows you, the train lets you go, trouble avoids you, money sticks to you, bandits help you, public security protects you, the court pampers you, wine supports you, and lovers love you the most!

I wish you all the best in 1 year! Peace in the four seasons! 1February is lucky! Happy 365 days!

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Spring Festival funny blessing SMS, Spring Festival funny blessing, Spring Festival funny congratulatory message

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day, a better life, and a lottery ticket in the middle of the year. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling, you are like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy New Year

Wish: reunification begins and everything will be renewed; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness, happiness and celebration; Bamboo is safe and full of blessings; be radiant with delight/joy

Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink in the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rooster!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I will send it to you, the person I love, and have a happy Spring Festival!

Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

The new year is coming. I want to give you something, but I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

Send you an egg: the first layer is hard, the second layer is durable and the third layer is white; In the middle, I hope that new hopes will begin and victory will come. I hope it can find the life you want for you. Happy Year of the Rooster!

If you dare to be unhappy this year, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you don't promise, I will fold you up. If you dare again, I will beat you into a second-hand one.

I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling, you are like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

A flower that has been picked for a long time is reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time … Happy New Year!

Let me cross the mountain, cross the gutter, cross the traffic lights, jump over the road, cross the alley, flash past the old lady selling popsicles, and get into your ear: Happy Spring Festival!

God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy Year of the Rooster!

In the new year, there are new changes every year, but my heart has not changed and my vows have not changed. I want to grow old with you.

If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you.

I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You were on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard.

You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first. ......

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, I love you. The little girl said, can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: Of course! We are no longer one or two years old.

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Funny short messages during the Spring Festival.

Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a dime message, wasted the battery power and risked my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay tribute to you recklessly next year! Happy new year!

It's the end of the year again. Last year, today's family is happy. Whether parents are still healthy in a foreign country at this time of this year. Don't worry, my son is not here. I will go home today to be filial to my parents.

I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. It's a good thing that you can receive the text message. Send a warm message to a fool, I hope it won't make him angry. Let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

Do you know what it's like to leave home? Like the ground? /ca