Funny Xiehouyu in Chongqing Dialect

Mao Mu rowing-Dung;

Maositou's corn kernel-excrement festival (positive);

The tortoise ate and weighed-iron (paste) heart;

Aunt Wang's preserved eggs have gone bad;

Scorpion skull-magic hair (hair);

The lazarillo DE tormes follow the moon-exposure;

Blind people wear glasses-extra circles;

Dingding cat eats its tail-everyone eats everyone;

Two dumb people sleep together-nothing to say;

Mao chong (bug) rushed to the scene-deserved it (fire hero);

Eight dogs eat cowpeas-hang up;

What a big breath!

Bagged Canal (Eggplant)-Li Jigu Nu;

Hang a pocket in the sky-pretend to be crazy and sell stupidity;

Hang a nest stick (heel) in half a sky-high school;

Half the sky fart-fantasy (loudly);

The night pearl hits the plane-treasure (treasure) to heaven;

The foot of the night pearl sieve bed-Bao sieve;

Bye-bye (lame) to the streets-electrician (pad);

Peas roll their asses-meet the circle (meet the edge)

Dogs eat zongzi-don't change it;

The cat turns the ship-working for the dog;

A blind cat meets a dead mouse-coincidence;

Cattle eat straw hats-rotating skulls;

Monkey Sun wears an undershirt-not a person;

Crow laughs at pig black-I don't think I'm ugly;

It is said that it fell into the water-sinking alone;

Kong Laoer moved-full of books (lost);

Crab with peas-crawling and rolling;

Look in the mirror with a crooked mouth-losing face;

Yueba is playing with a knife (open talk);

People who chew pepper-hemp with an empty mouth;

Two or two peppers, one or two (meat)-Ma Gaga;

Singing with a bunch of nests-hard work is not good-looking;

Chicken feet wear glasses-playing tricks;

Go to the teahouse with your bitch-pretend to be serious;

Sparrow chaff head-empty joy.

The bunk on Moskan-not far from shit (death);

Lush plants grow on the rush of death;