Yang guang's classic lines of happy life

Yang guang's classic lines of happy life

1. If you have no money, you can have fun ... Let me tell you my happy life. ...

2. Sometimes there must be something in life. Don't force yourself when you are alive!

If you want to live long, you must not eat meat.

Sunshine: Where did you learn this? Policeman: Sun Tzu's Art of War! Sunshine: I didn't read Sun Tzu's Art of War. You are a grandson!

5. Yang Shaohua: I met that girl, too. She is only 1.6 meters short. Yang Yi: I like her even more if she is 1.5m!

6. Manager Huang: Give it if you have money!

7. If you don't work hard today, try to find a job tomorrow!

8. Yang Guang and the bald man touch porcelain, smoke and light a fire in the public security bureau. Sunshine said: the fire is too big, I am afraid to burn you to death.

9. "What about your mother?" "Oh, my mother is gone." "Gee ..." "Oh, my mother is not in Tianjin" "Where is your mother not in Tianjin?" "He has gone to the west. You can go back to China from abroad. She has gone abroad from China!"

10, make me drunk, don't break my heart.

1 1. Buy children ... buy children's clothes.

The old lady said, "It was him ... who saved me."

Li Xia: Do you love me? Yang Guang: I don't like that you can make up so many lies.

14, a drop of wine from the driver, two lines of tears from relatives.

Yang Guang: How much is this necklace? Vendor: Three for ten dollars! Yang guang (silly, turn around and leave) stall owner: eldest brother, don't go, or I'll give you four out of ten dollars!

16, master of accompanying light: that's called inspiration, and inspiration is an instant leap of thought. ...

17, Yang Guang: Learn from me, or you will lose if you don't give it. Migrant workers: if you don't give money, you will be smashed ... Yang Guang: You didn't eat. If you don't give money, you will be smashed. Let's go Migrant workers: if you don't give money, smash it. Try harder. ...

18, Yang Guang met Li Xia's old classmates, ordered food at the hotel, and said, "scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded potatoes with nuts." The waiter said, sorry, we don't have these dishes here.

19, Huang Dafa, be careful of the plane falling.

20. Sunshine: You are my agent. Policeman: What do you do? Yang Guang: Let's settle the meal first.

Attendant: Can you cook? Chef: Braised lion head. Waiter: Then you come ... Chef: What about the lion?

22. Fat Cao: I used to work in a slaughterhouse and couldn't get away! Yang Guang: What if it's untied? Fat Cao: Then don't tie it up!

23. Note: Brother Yang, I have a crush on another woman, but she keeps me waiting. Yang Guang: There is a door! Policeman: But she told me to wait for my next life!

24. Yang Guang: Everyone dies, either heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. Policeman: Yes, we will be a feather this time.

25. Yang Guang said to the note: Later, I met Li Xia! Policeman: Then what? Yang Guang: Then we became lovers! Policeman: What happened? Yang Guang: Then there will be you!

26. In the episode of Charlie's amnesia, the policeman bought a ring. The note said: Charlie, look at the ring I bought for you, 12K. Aluminum alloy.