On second thought, I'm afraid that Liu Bei's prime minister turned out to be an emperor. Can Chen Shou's coffin board be covered?

If you are not a hero, don't look at the Three Kingdoms. If you are a hero, look at the Three Kingdoms. The prime minister turned out to be Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty. His nephew actually helped lay down half of the country and turned it into Emperor Liu. Hey? , have this kind of nephew, call me quickly, Chen Shou's coffin board can't be covered quickly, and Luo Guanzhong would have fainted in the toilet.

You ask me if I talk nonsense without any evidence, or if I have nothing to do but eat and die. Honestly, do I? Smelly Laojiu? I am eating a two-yuan box lunch. In order to satisfy readers, I have to fight against brain cells.

I finished my two-yuan box lunch, and now I'm on the podium? Smelly Laojiu? Teacher, there are four students, Liu Bei, Liu Xie (Zhuge Liang), Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

Liu Bei and Liu stood up when they cooperated.

Liu Xie, please sit down. Is there a thorn in your seat? Liu Bei, please speak first.

Liu Bei said: I used to sell straw sandals and didn't want to be an emperor, but my second and third brothers encouraged me to be an emperor. If I had known that it was my nephew who helped me, I wouldn't have let me die.

Zhang Fei stood up, his eyes almost fell out, and his bully snake spear was already hungry. If Guan Yu hadn't stopped him, Zhang Fei's Kouga would have been shattered again.

Zhang Fei, do you have hemorrhoids? Sit down and don't affect Liu Bei's speech.

Liu Bei gave me a look and said, I'm finished? .

I have a cough: Liu Xie was invited to speak. ?

Liu Xie stood up, pointed to Liu Huangshu and said loudly? Uncle, you are so hypocritical. In fact, you already know that I am the emperor. I hinted at you again and again. How could you not know that if I were not the emperor, would I dare to call myself Wolong at that time? The world is so big, who dares to call himself a dragon? It's not an obvious rebellion, nor is it a matter of losing your head in minutes. Unless I am the emperor, if I am just a mountain man who can sing the good voice of China, you will humble yourself three times and four times. If I am just a fortune teller who can plow the fields, can I propose a plan to divide the world into three parts? These are clearly things that the emperor can do. Besides, what does your personnel department do for food? If birthdates dares to hire me without asking me, I am not afraid that I will turn against him one day.

Liu Bei said: This has something to do with your birthday. I hired you, but I am eager for talent. You're obviously making a lie about me, and you're crying again.