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What are some funny classic sentences?

The sentence of "Choke Finger Funny Classic Sentences" is:

1, stars can be more famous if they take off a little, but I get caught taking off everything!

2. Ambiguous is that I asked you to borrow money, but you didn't say it, nor did you say it, only that my husband was not at home. ...

3. As the saying goes: If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

5. Teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not awake when they are particularly sleepy.

6. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

7. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so there was darkness in the world.

8. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

9, the face is a thing outside the body, can you want it or not, money is a must, you have to.

10, the geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.