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[Astrology] The domestic Master of Nine Ques-Which Master of Stars is rich in fools?

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The conversion formula is as follows. Your birth year (take the last two digits, such as 1977, only 77) and your birth month, and then divide by the remainder 9, 0-8, which are Yi, Han, Ning, Lan, Yue, Wan, Lei, Yun and Zhong respectively.

For example, you were born in February, 65438+ 1985, and 85+ 12 = 97 divided by 9 and 7, which means you are a lark.

1 Thunderbird

There are three definitions of stupidity: 1, heartless; 2. Simple personality; 3. Overconfidence. If any star can include the above three characteristics, it is only Thunderbird. Oh, one more thing, I mistake laziness for cleverness. So, Thunderfinch, a creature with little finger to eat, will follow the creatures of the past, the creatures that won't leave when they see beautiful boys and girls, and the creatures that will help count money when they are sold-it's so gullible!

April, with no money to spend, nothing to do, no changes and excitement, is usually a boring month for Thunderfinch, but it will be different if you have the opportunity to have sex. Hey, hey, if the party is unpopular with friends, the work is not appreciated by the boss, you are weak, you will lose every bet, and even you will be punished for driving too fast, then there is only one way to go for the bored Thunderbird-however, even an honest girl like Thunderbird can fool, which is a bit pitiful. ...

No.2 Hanque

Being cheated is nothing new to Han Que, but the premise is that being cheated will not bring great losses. It doesn't matter if you cheat a hundred dollars, but you can't cheat a hundred million dollars-the characteristic of Hanfu is that you will never be confused when you encounter major events. What? Want to invest in buying a house? Hey, hey, then you will be miserable!

Suffering is a blessing. This sentence is true for Han Que, but it is only valid in April. A little deception in love will bring a different freshness; In interpersonal communication, playing dumb in the face of well-meaning scams will become a good lubricant. Gifts are reliable friends and brand-new opportunities, and small losses will take advantage of big ones! When dealing with colleagues or bosses, we should also adhere to the principle of "seeing the big with the small". As long as we work diligently, we don't have to show off our shrewdness everywhere. In addition to gaining a sense of identity, it is especially helpful for Han Que, who just jumped ship.

Lack of moon on the 3rd.

Stubborn, gentle and refined, MacX is the best in China, apples are free, orangutans like gyy, gyy is so gentle ... You know this is true, right?

You see, cheating is sometimes as simple as that. As long as a few words of truth are mixed with a few lies, you will accept it with complete certainty. There's nothing wrong with being simple. It's wrong to be stupid enough to run around.

For Yueque, there are two things that are most unreliable: the weather forecast of TV station and the opposite sex in April. When you rush to spring in high spirits, you are getting closer and closer to being cheated. What? Don't quite understand? To put it another way: don't just think about the affair and the pie falling from the sky. There is such a good thing-is it your turn?

April keyword-cheated. It seems that there are traps everywhere, including cheating money and cheating color. If you can accept my inhuman comfort, it is that when you are cheated, you will become numb.

The fourth vacancy

Mirror mirror tells me: Which star plays abacus well? Which star is the most cautious? Which star is the most conservative? Which star is the most timid? The answer is-missing!

All kinds of tricks to cheat money are completely ineffective for zhongque, and the cautious zhongque in the office is at least teased. However, despite the above advantages, Zhongque is really easy to be deceived (if he is a colored person) ... This person is an extremely good star, and he can't help but love when he sees the pitiful opposite sex. She ran to touch her head and hug her, and maybe even gave her as a gift-how do you know that those weak looks are not made to lie to you (if they are colored)?

"The delicate and touching opposite sex" is an absolute minefield in Zhongque. If you step in, you will die!

I have only one piece of advice for zhongque: stay away from those who are at large! Never, never, never, never live in groups in April. Cooperation with others is a dead end, and a person is still alive. If you don't quarrel with your partner, you can spend this month safely. Remember to pay me to show your gratitude!

No.5 ningque

Ningque, can your eyes, which are always dreaming, see the real world clearly? The answer is: no, Ning Que, the star who is most easily deceived by the index of hands, deserves to be at the top of the list-because she is sensitive and loves cleanliness, she is more easily deceived than the average star. Please, can your keen intuition be used in a more practical place?

The so-called Que Ning is a creature: when no one lies to him, he lies to himself.

After the financial turmoil in the first two months, Que Ning was mostly exhausted in April, and her emotional intelligence declined sharply in a short time. If you want to take the opportunity to cheat, please line up until the other party has money. You can't stop deceiving yourself and face your true heart, so these things get worse in April. Bad luck, bad feelings, even if you are scolded, you should control your emotions, otherwise-then you will be miserable!

Blue finch no.6

Calm down, the forum is so wonderful, but you are so grumpy, which is not good. (Hands folded, gas sink abdomen. Well, where is the abdomen? )

For the sake of life safety, please rehearse the above sentences for a hundred times before deceiving the blue finch, otherwise it will be bombarded with splendor. However, the violent reaction after being cheated does not mean that you were smart before being cheated. If you want to say that the fool is in the top four, Lan Que will definitely not have no seats. Low-level scams, such as "someone downstairs is looking for you with a bunch of flowers", can work on bluebirds. Hard fists and soft ears-well, it's none other than bluebirds. If I give you a Japanese name, it must be "fixing your eyes".

Predicting the performance of bluebird workers in April ... I think it is a precursor to tsunami or earthquake-rationality! Surprisingly rational! Being able to calmly analyze the situation and make a calm judgment, the most terrible thing is that you actually recognize Platonic love. As long as you keep an indifferent attitude, as the saying goes, wealth is like spring dust, which accumulates more and more; Like the river in April, it is getting smoother and smoother.

Whatever, you don't have to tell my fortune this month anyway!

No.7 and no.1 song

In other words, the Moon Que is easy to be deceived, the Middle Que is easy to be deceived, and the shrewd ruin Que is tied to strangers and rumors, and only those familiar with it are the death point of ruin Que. Naive, I really believe that relatives will not sell a bunch of detergent, and friends will not dig their own corners behind their backs! Not being suspicious in front of people you trust is the embodiment of fools: making friends carelessly and not observing others is also a special function of mourning. To sum up, if your IQ can only deceive acquaintances, who will you choose if you don't start?

April is a beautiful spring, but unfortunately it is poor and ruined. I've been guilty of being a villain this month, so there will only be unreliable people around me. If you don't want to be played by your feelings (and body), you don't have to touch unrequited love and romantic love. Even if someone falls in love at first sight with tears in their eyes, you should test it several times before discussing whether it is possible. Even in love, if an acquaintance asks you to invest or borrow money, don't take out your wallet when your mind is hot-distrust of acquaintances should be your life criterion, but if the acquaintance who comes to borrow money is me, that's another matter. ...

No.8 bowl finch

As the saying goes, cleverness is mistaken by cleverness. As a bird, you can't trust your cleverness too much. Hehe, sometimes it's easier to cheat a million birds than a blue bird. Haven't you ever heard of "being blinded by interests"? Huh? This Thunderbird wants to learn how to cheat. Come on, ten dollars for a class.

Wanque is not stupid, but as long as you grasp the main points they are interested in (85% is profit, 10% is color, and 5% is ignorance), you will intimidate and lure them, not afraid that they will not take the bait. Playing hard to get is a good idea. It's easier to catch big fish if you give up. Don't you want to lead Wan Que by the nose?

As for the next month, Wanque people had better rest more, avoid making rash moves, do less and make fewer mistakes, so why should they be lucky? The things you should avoid are as follows: marriage, investment, career change, reform, confession, quarreling, exams, spending money, parties, traveling, sports, love at first sight, cross the rubicon, chicken flying and dog jumping. ...

Well, anything else will do. Please enjoy this beautiful April happily!

Lark no.9

Those who don't want to be cheated, please shout three times after the lark: impulse is the devil! Well, the lark's experience can fully prove that being dull has the advantages of being dull, but it is not smart enough for love. ) Little Red Little Red Riding Hood-Little Red Little Red Riding Hood Green said: There are wild flowers on the roadside! I'll get it! Little Red Riding Hood Lark said: No, even if you have dollars! Then the lark who was not deceived saw that grandma was safe and sound, and poor Green was eaten by the wolf ...) Hum, bully the lark? Who would do such a boring thing?

However, even if you are stubborn, there is still a chance to fall in love in April-note that it is not the faint love that makes people fall into it, but the boat is swaying. Although boring, stability is very important. As long as you row slowly and don't capsize, you will see the dock one day. If you work hard and treat others diligently, you will get ahead one day ... people are not in a hurry. What's your hurry?