Funny Fortune Teller _ Fortune Teller Funny Video

1, there is a student who is about to graduate from senior year. He has no job and no girlfriend. So he went to tell a fortune.

"Ah, you will be down and out until you are forty years old ..."

The student's eyes lit up and thought there was a turn for the better, so he asked, "Then what?"

"Then you can get used to this kind of life ..."

2. A friend went to tell a fortune. The fortune teller touched his bones, looked at his face, calculated his horoscope and said, You.

Fall in love at the age of 25, get married at the age of 25, have children at the age of 30, live a rich and stable life, and have a happy family in his later years.

The man was surprised at first, then angry and said, I'm thirty-five, doctor.

No love.

Mr. Wang pondered for a moment and said, "Young man, knowledge changes fate." 3. Young Zhang Sanfeng knelt in front of the master: Master, when will you teach me peerless martial arts?

The master said that you are young and angular, and you are not suitable for practicing peerless martial arts.

Zhang Sanfeng: When can I practice?

Master: When Sanfeng (mountain peak) has no edges and corners. .......

My husband is in a bad mood and has been drinking.

The wife asked, What are you doing?

Husband said: don't talk to me, I want to be quiet!

The wife turned around with a big mouth and asked, who the fuck is quiet?

Really, sometimes it's hard to be quiet in life.

Husband took his wife for a ride, remembering that he had been slapped in the face, and he felt uncomfortable and parked his car on the side of the road. The wife asked, What are you doing? The husband replied impatiently: I want to stop. What's the matter? Wife: Shit, I just want to be quiet with Tingting! Another big mouth. Life is tired! It's hard to stop!