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The most vicious xiehouyu

The most vicious xiehouyu

The most vicious xiehouyu

Three nostril eyes. -Give me that tone.

Wear a fur coat in June-suffer indignities inside and outside.

The tortoise drilled into the kang of fire-even holding his breath was angry.

The gunpowder hit the match-how infuriating!

Fart on the jar. -Hold your breath

Three of the four nostrils are rotten-leave one to breathe.

Fermented flour-swelling

The old duck wants to sing a play-his voice is disappointing.

The mouse fell into the jar-it was dazzling.

Bought a can to fight. -Forget it.

Zhang Fei wears the eye of a needle, and his eyes are small.

Put a dry cage on your shoulder-brain fire

Hug that bitch and give her the glad eye-turn your eyes over.

Meng Liang threw a gourd-it's on fire!

The barber said something angry-give up some skulls.

Face with paste-taut.

Sniff in front of the incense burner-throw a nose at it

Borrowing rice to return chaff-expansion

It doesn't hurt to hit people with pig urine bubbles-it's a little swollen.

A sieve covers the jar-there are many exits.

A leaky "whistle lamp"-angry and silent

The fortune teller said angry words-giving up a few lives.

Break the paper lantern-there is fire in every eye.

The blind boil sugar-an old (annoying) fire

Toad padded the foot of the bed-bulging.

Toad on the steamer-bulging

Pigs gnash their teeth-they hate monkeys.

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.

Wrapped in the air-pretending to be crazy (wind)

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

Bald men open umbrellas-they can't (get out of control).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless (uncle)

Tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole-how dare you (duster)

Oil-free core (core) lamp

Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being stoned-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

Scholar towel. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

Slam the bamboo with a blunt knife.-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.