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There is a joke about plaster in the comic dialogue. What's your story?

A: Just practice and don't talk.

B: What's the situation?

A: That's silly!

B: Oh!

A: You took my powerful pills, with medicine and ingredients.

B: How about that?

A: You let the knife cut, the axe cut, the car run over, the horse run, the cow stand on it, the dog bites, the eagle catches and the duck kicks.

B: Stop! Stop. How did you find the drug seller?

A: How fresh! Where are you taking me? "How about it?" "How about it?" Isn't that what I sell?

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Other versions of "selling plasters"-mentoring selling plasters

Master and apprentice came to set up stalls and drums and gongs rang.

Gao Danwan has a prescription for spitting (Huang Shibo has an ancestral elixir).

Suspected internal injuries, (internal injuries on the shore)

I'm crazy, too (see if I'm surprised that D will come)

Look at all the people's crazy hair, long hands and long tails. Life has achieved a lot.

People say they have bruises on their stomachs, so why did the hospital have an operation to tell the story of Tang Zhi?

Come on, one iron pill, two pills, two pills and five pills.

Buy three dollars and ten tablets, and I'll be careful of address unknown.

Some people also say that the operation of the fireboat is just a matter of bowel movement, the plane is idle and the bean family is injured.

(It's always strange to be hit by a pillow), and my hair has been stripped off again.

(My hair is naked), I'm crazy.

(I panicked. There is a wig. My teacher's surname is Zhang.

Isolated pharmacy, passed down for three generations.

Burn incense every day and talk about the old pendulum.

Yatongji took the medicine box, and Ji talked about three generations of kung fu.

He is good at treating carbuncle and telling three generations of kung fu.

Treat carbuncle exclusively