If you want to kill animals, you must first devote yourself to them.

The new version of the Three Kingdoms has been broadcast for several days, but it has caused endless discussions. In addition to the recognized advantages of excellent special effects and extremely tense plot, there are also many shortcomings of being bombarded. The shocking lines it passes through are the focus of a new round of netizens' bricks. Some netizens even spoofed lines on this basis, fabricated some unwarranted lines, mixed them with real lines, and turned them into online paragraphs and widely forwarded them.

Dong Zhuo: "I didn't expect that he (Yuan Shao) gathered eighteen princes today to rise up against me." (In Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao stabbed Dong Cai to death and became a vassal of 18)

Cross article

● Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world." Gu: I want to travel back to claim the original copyright. ...

● Yuan Shao: No one knows the monarch in the world (Gao Shi in Tang Dynasty: This is obviously copying my work "Don't move big"! )

● Primary school: Master ... Master ... (In other words, isn't this a popular name for slaves in the Qing Dynasty? )

● Dong Zhuo: I want to invite all the officials to dinner! ("za" is a military term from Shanxi, which means "I", "we" and "you and me". In the Ming dynasty, it had obvious military characteristics and represented masculinity. Eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty took this as their own name. There is also a thunder point in this statement: "Dear Guan Bai" ...)

● Zhang Fei: Slave's third surname, don't go! Yan is coming!

Lu Bu: What did you call me?

● Zhang Fei: Three surnames of slaves

● Lu Bu: Why am I called a slave named Lu San?

(Lu Bu was called a "three-surname domestic slave" because of his surname Lu, and later became Ding Yuan's adopted son, and finally recognized Dong Zhuo as his father. However, in the new "Three Kingdoms", Lu Bu was designed to be directly recorded by Dong Zhuo from Xiliang District, and Ding Yuan's plot did not appear at all. In this way, the title of "three surnames of domestic slaves" is no longer established. )

Ignorance and misuse

Wang Yun: This is the story of my daughter Diusim.

Dong Zhuo: You are a treasure house! This idiom originated when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that he would build a golden house to marry his cousin when he was a child, and later it was compared to marrying a wife or hiding a lover. )

● Dong Zhuo (known as Marotta): Brother Li ... (Marotta, there is no such person in official history. There is such a person in the fifty-ninth volume of Zi Tong Zhi Jian. In the romance, he was Dong Zhuo's son-in-law and counselor. It's totally inappropriate to call him Li Ge. )

● Yuan Shao: Meng De, your team has returned to Korea. (Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was defeated when he came back, but this idiom is used to describe his triumphant return. )

Modern language articles

Wang Yun (the story of persuading Diusim): If you want to kill animals, you must first devote yourself wholeheartedly.

Deusim's story: What's the difference between an adoptive father's behavior and an animal's?

● Liu Dai: I have a general, Pan Feng, with a mountain axe weighing 100 kilograms in his hand, which is not suitable for everyone. This man will surely slay Hua Xiong.

Yuan Shao: Do you dare to fight?

Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!

Chen Gong: Meng De! We did something bad! ! They didn't kill us, they killed the pig!

● Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate to make yourself miserable?

Servant of Wang Yun's family: Sir, Lu Bu has come to give a birthday present to Miss Diusim.

Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. sorry

Ma Chao-"Life is a pile of meat, and death is a pile of dirt."

Cao Cao-"Listen to destiny."

The story of diusim-"everyone is a student, and the biggest conspiracy is to cheat in the exam."

Liu Beixiu-"I believe that love can definitely change history."

Cao Cao-"There is nothing in this world that should not be done."

Ma Chao-"A handsome boy is the killer of a teacher's milk, and a beautiful woman is the killer of a boy. "

Huang Zhong-"Your love is fruitless."

Liu Beixiu-"The right thing, the right thing, the more you think about it, the more terrible it is."

Cao Cao-"Politics is really a clever trick."

Dong Zhuo-"As the saying goes, more courtesy will cheat."

Cao Cao-"The world is very big, everything is possible, and the future is in our hands."

Cao Cao-"Talking about peace is also one of the weapons."

Zhou Yu-"Politics is about the balance of terror, and politics has no eternal enemies.

Cao Cao-"No matter how eccentric your personality is, there must be weaknesses!"

Feng Chu-"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

The story of diusim-"The happiest thing for a woman is not only being loved, but also being loved by a good person."

Sun Shangxiang-"Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people."

Sun Shangxiang-"What do you think is the only extraordinary opportunity for an ordinary person?" The answer is-"Talk about an extraordinary love."

Liu Beixiu-"People say that when God closes a door, he will open a window for you.

Guan Yu-"If you feel the shadow, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. However, our brothers are not afraid of shadows because we are the sunshine behind each other. "

Art teacher-"My favorite person ~, what is our favorite person?" The people we love most are the people you want to see, see, smell and touch most. "

Wang Yun-"It is best to run by everyone and by yourself. As the saying goes, whoever leaves will leave traces, whoever lives will leave neighbors, and whoever climbs will leave stairs.

New three kingdoms lines

1, Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world." Gu: I want to travel back to claim the original copyright. ...

2. Yuan Shao: No one in the world knows you. Gao Shi in Tang Dynasty: This is obviously copying my work Don't Move Big! )

3. Primary school: Master ... Master ... (In other words, isn't this a popular name for slaves in the Qing Dynasty? )

4. Dong Zhuo: Our family wants all the officials in the guest house to eat! ("za" is a military term from Shanxi, which means "I", "we" and "you and me". In the Ming dynasty, it had obvious military characteristics and represented masculinity. Eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty took this as their own name. There is also a thunder point in this statement: "Dear Guan Bai" ...)

5, Zhang Fei: Three surnames are slaves, rest! Yan is coming!

6. Lu Bu: What did you call me?

7. Zhang Fei: Three surnames are slaves.

8. Lyu3 bu4: Why am I called a slave named Lu San?

(Lu Bu was called a "three-surname domestic slave" because of his surname Lu, and later became Ding Yuan's adopted son, and finally recognized Dong Zhuo as his father. However, in the new "Three Kingdoms", Lu Bu was designed to be directly recorded by Dong Zhuo from Xiliang District, and Ding Yuan's plot did not appear at all. In this way, the title of "three surnames of domestic slaves" is no longer established. )

9. Wang Yun: This is the story of my daughter Deusim.

10, Dong Zhuo: You are a treasure house! This idiom originated when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that he would build a golden house to marry his cousin when he was a child, and later it was compared to marrying a wife or hiding a lover. )

1 1, Dong Zhuo (known as Marotta): Brother Li ... (Marotta, there is no such person in the official history, but there is such a person in the fifty-ninth volume of Zi Jian. In the romance, he is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law and counselor, so it is totally inappropriate to call him Brother Li. )

12, Yuan Shao: Meng De, your team has returned to the DPRK. (Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was defeated when he came back, but this idiom is used to describe his triumphant return. )

13, Wang Yun (The Story of Persuading Diesim): If you want to kill animals, you must first devote yourself to it.

14, diusim's story: what's the difference between an adoptive father's behavior and an animal's?

15, Liu Dai: I have a general named Pan Feng. He has a mountain axe weighing 100 kg in his hand. This man will be able to slay Hua Xiong.

16, Yuan Shao: Do you dare to fight?

Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!

18, Chen Gong: Mende! We did something bad! They didn't kill us, they killed the pig! Cao Cao thought: You call me a pig? )

19, Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate and make yourself miserable?

Servant of Wang Yunjia: Your Excellency, Lyu3 bu4 has come to give a birthday present to Miss Diusim.

2 1, Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. sorry

22. Cao Cao: "When the eyelids blink, the old hen becomes a duck."

23. Dong Zhuo: "Yuan Shao is a bastard!"

24. Dong Zhuo: "Cao Cao, you bastard!"

25. Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxurious. I am happy here.

26. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a helpless dou. Dou: Dad, how did you know so early? Changed to fortune telling? )

27. Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart. This is the most shocking thing. Cao Cao knew for a long time that he didn't kill Si Mazhao's father, which shows his kindness.

28. Lu Bu: My Diophantine is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!

29. Cao Cao: I want to find Liu Bei myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.

30. Dong Zhuo: "Luoyang luxury, I am happy here."

3 1, Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world."

32. Lu Bu: I want to propose to Lord Stuart (Lu Bu wants to propose to Wang Yun and suspects that Lu Bu is gay. )

33. Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxurious. I am happy here.

34. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a helpless dou.

35. Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart.

36. Liu Bei: When I came to Cao Mao, Zhuge Liang actually played with me and was not at home!

37. Zhuge Liang (opens the thatched cottage): Speak of the devil and he will arrive. Haha, Liu Bei is here.

38. Cao Cao: I want to find Liu Bei myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.

Mother's classic lines in the Three Kingdoms period

Mother's Three Kingdoms is a family comedy jointly created and directed by directors Dan Liang and Ye Tian, starring Cai Ming, Gekko, Wang Liyun, Natalie and Guo Jiaming. This TV series tells the stories of three mothers with different personalities: Cao Meihua, Liu Fengxian and Sun. Because of the marriage problem between children, they became in-laws and formed a modern version of the "Three Kingdoms" situation. The play premiered exclusively at anhui tv Dolphin No.1 Theater on February 20xx 1. Let's take a look at the classic lines of my mother during the Three Kingdoms period:

1, such a smelly thing should not appear on the earth.

2. Jin Jiexiaomin, may your friendship last forever.

3. Whether your shoes are high-grade or not can be seen by others at a glance.

This family is really generous. A pot of broken flowers wants to kidnap my daughter, so I can't help it.

5, I tell you, now is the legal society, you don't think I'm afraid of you.

6. Only you know whether the shoes are suitable or not.

7. I was afraid that her girl would not find a date, so she went back to the grass to kiss your ass.

8. Sun Liqin, your bamboo is not called bamboo, but bamboo shoots.

9. The teacher's son is in trouble with his head still open.

10, after that, I can only talk to myself, and other girls are cruel.

1 1, marriage cannot be impulsive.

12, don't blink, don't turn around, sleep quietly until dawn, don't disturb the leader.

13, oh, stinky tofu, stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky.

14, Pinger, we are both, you are the second, you are the first and second.

The Ultimate Classic Quotations of Three Kingdoms

Introduction to the ultimate three kingdoms;

The ultimate Three Kingdoms is a campus idol drama, a historical story structure and a new technological weapon. It is also the third Taiwan Province idol drama after the 2005 1 Ultimate Class and the second Ultimate Home in 2007. In 20xx, the fourth series, the ultimate level 2, was released.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are high school students, but because they love chivalry too much, they were dropped out of school by 24 schools, so they are called 24 schools! Just when they were dropped out of school and felt desperate, a man with a big earlobe suddenly appeared. This man introduced himself. His surname is Liu Mingbei, and he is a poor aristocrat. He often changes schools because he can't afford the tuition. Liu Bei put forward a plan, saying that he was born in a noble family and could go to the Eastern Han Academy, the best aristocratic school in the country, but he could not afford the exorbitant tuition. Secondly, he must be a relative of the royal family to participate. Zhang Fei said with deep pockets: I can help you pay your tuition. Liu Bei said: As long as the money is negotiated, everything can be solved. I suggest that the three of them become brothers, so that everyone is a family! You can all enter school! So the three of them came to a beautiful and meaningful place to become sworn ~

The ultimate classic lines and quotations of the Three Kingdoms

1. If you feel a shadow, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. However, our brothers are not afraid of shadows, because we are the sunshine behind each other. South Korea

The love you give is fruitless. South Korea

3. If there was a if, it was a long time ago. -Cao Cao's The Ultimate Three Kingdoms

4. "It is best to rely on everyone to run and rely on yourself. As the saying goes, whoever leaves will leave traces, whoever lives will leave neighbors, and whoever climbs will leave stairs. " South Korea

5. There is a kind of yearning, which will always appear without thinking about it. The first string will ring (think) and the second string will ring (think). Every string was loud (think about it). -Liu Bei's ultimate Three Kingdoms

The world is big, everything is possible, and the future is in our hands.

7. But I don't think it's useful how high the position is. What matters is where the position is, because even if you become a celebrity and rank above ten thousand people, but the person you like doesn't like you, then you will never have a seat beside her. Instead of being a celebrity that everyone admires, I'd rather be someone I like to stand by and hold her hand at any time and become a unique person in her eyes. Even so, I have the courage to face everything that has no status and power. -Liu Bei's ultimate Three Kingdoms

8. It is better to do a hundred valuable things than to say you are sorry-Sun Quan's The Ultimate Three Kingdoms.

9. Smart people always think they are smart. Counting other people's hearts everywhere, but never counting. The purest heart. What feelings are hidden. South Korea

10, politics, this is a clever trick. k.o.3an guo

1 1. The secret of happiness is to have an index and two people.

12, you are extremely clever. But you don't know me at all. South Korea

13, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." South Korea

14, dear, God created water because he saw that you were thirsty; Dear, God created rice because he saw that you were hungry. God created love, so there began to be idiots in the world. South Korea

15, my pride, I can satisfy the ultimate Three Kingdoms without showing off to you.

16, "A new explanation of idiom 1. Liu Bei: Let's not act rashly. Anyway, the soldiers will stop us, don't think too much. (everyone:? ) Guan Yu: Big Brother, it's someone else's soldier. How does the general stop it? Huang Zhong: Yes, of course, our soldiers are asked to block it. Liu Bei: Me. I mean, when soldiers come, they will stop it. 2. Chinese teacher: gobble, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows. 3. Zhang Fei: This meal was so rich that I ate a kilo. Guan Yu: You ate more than a kilo ... Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight pounds ... Liu Bei: ... You are so surprised ... Liu Bei (You): It's gone. Is it serious? Guan Yu: Brother, of course it's serious. Ma Chao: For people, flying without wings means death. " The ultimate three kingdoms

17, Cao Cao: You have also seen Sun Tzu's Art of War! Sun Tzu's Art of War is Cao Jiazu's first hard practice of internal skills, and a tactical treasure book of a narrow escape. Cao Jiazu taught his children not to pass it on to his daughter, and now he is locked in my new multi-security titanium vault. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I still have to ask you carefully. Liu Beizuo: Oh! Cao Cao: How did you know about this plan? Liu Beizuo: Well, it's written in the plan! Cao Cao: Ahahahaha. It says it. How could I forget? Liu Bei: (thinking) Sun Tzu's Art of War will be passed on from man to woman ... I'll go back to Tieshikong second-hand bookstore and buy a hundred copies for your sister. South Korea

18, "The more you think about doing the right thing, the more terrible it is." South Korea

19, affectionate A Biao Sao (finale): A Biao, I'm sorry for you again! My people are yours, my heart is Zhao Yun's, my soul is Guan Yu's, my spirit is Liu Bei's and my life is Lu Bu's. But now I'm going to be the summoner of President Cao.

20. It turns out that tomorrow and the future came first; A Xiang and I don't even have tomorrow. Where can there be a future? -Liu Bei's ultimate Three Kingdoms

2 1, "Life is a pile of meat, and death is a pile of dirt." South Korea

22. "Everyone is a student, and the biggest conspiracy is to cheat in the exam." South Korea

23. "Politics is about the balance of terror, and politics has no eternal enemies." South Korea

24. "People say that when God closes a door, he will open a window for you." South Korea

25. You are the moon, a satellite, revolving around a specific planet. I know I can't let you off track. I'm waiting for you to give up your moon status and stop looking at the planets. South Korea

26, good spirit, find someone to calm down! k.o.3an guo

I'm afraid of trouble, so you'd better stop talking nonsense about the ultimate Three Kingdoms.

I really don't know which will arrive first, tomorrow or the future. -Liu Bei's ultimate Three Kingdoms

29. Zhou Yu: I heard that President Cao's sneeze shook all corners of the country. Cao Cao: Vice President Zhou also yawned and set off a huge wave. South Korea

30. Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be a celebrity forever. Liu Bei: I promise, he will! (Everyone looks at him together) Why? Can't predict the future! South Korea

3 1, Liu Bei got the keyword "Xiang", and his heart ached at the word "Xiang". Joe: Soap with mushroom flavor, champagne with coriander flavor, perfume with sesame oil flavor, vanilla with censer flavor and strong cheese with sausage flavor. (At this time, Liu Bei has bled from seven holes. ) The Ultimate Three Kingdoms

32. "Being in love is like practicing martial arts. Only by finding the right martial arts cheats can we become the peerless martial arts The Ultimate Three Kingdoms.

33. Zhang Fei: Dong Zhuo is cruel. He made it clear that he would get rid of us! (Angry) Ma Chao: We are not very good to Dong Zhuo either. He is excusable for doing so. Zhou Yu, Gan Ning, Lv Meng, Taishi Ci: Huh? Huang Zhong: Hehe, sometimes we don't have to take our words too seriously. South Korea

34. Maybe I will be so impatient that I just spent my whole life waiting for you. South Korea

35. "Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people." Korea.

36. "An eccentric person must have weaknesses!" South Korea

37. Handsome men are the killers of teachers and beautiful women are the killers of boys. k.o.3an guo

38. walk-on: the chest is fake. Who knows if your admission notice is false? Zhang Fei: My breasts are real! Guan Yu: That's not the point! South Korea

39. "I believe that love can definitely change history." South Korea

40. "The happiest thing for a woman is not only being loved, but also being loved by a good person." South Korea

4 1, life is a big stage, and everyone is an actor. I believe you can do it. -Wang Yase's "The Ultimate Three Kingdoms"

42. Let me ask you, which will arrive first, tomorrow or the future? -Sun Shangxiang's "The Ultimate Three Kingdoms"

43. People without amnesia can't remember. By the way, who is he? South Korea

44. It is not the eldest brother who has money, but the uncle. South Korea

45. If only the leader punished me for eating pizza for three months.

46, Ma Yue playground fuck horses and feed horses to eat horse grass. Stir-fried horses. Hey, Ma Chao, eat. Yeah, Ma Chao doesn't eat fried horses? On the playground, on the playground, get off the horse. Fuck, noisy horse, mom, fried horse? Mother ma is not happy to fry horses? Ma Chao, who was fucked in the horse playground, went to eat horse grass. I don't know if it is a playground. Ma Chao and his mother quarreled. Did she feed the horse fried? Or fuck blowing up horses? Mom's mom fucked Ma Chao for the amusement park. Did he fuck Ma Chao? Hey, Ma Chao ate the ultimate Three Kingdoms in the manger.

47. You have always been a hero who saved me. I should like heroes very much, but I was wrong. I should be grateful to the hero, but I shouldn't take love as a gift of thanks. -The story of Deusim's The Ultimate Three Kingdoms

48. When I close my eyes, I only let you get close to the ultimate Three Kingdoms.

49. Liu Bei: "A Xiang, stay, or I will go with you!" " -Liu Bei's ultimate Three Kingdoms