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When the Han Dynasty mourned the Emperor, Empress Dowager Ding, Empress Dowager Fu and Dong Xian were in charge of state affairs. Many people are attached to them, and some start with 2000 stone officials. At that time, Yang Xiong was drafting Tai Xuan, so he was able to keep himself and negotiate freely. Some people ridiculed Yang Xiong because Tai Xuan was not written, but was explained by Yang Xiong, and was called "the solution of money". The article says:

The guest sneered at Yang Zi and said, "I heard that the previous generation of scholars were role models for everyone. If they are not born, they can make the monarch respect them, let their parents honor them, get the decree presided over by the monarch, get the title given by the monarch, enjoy the salary provided by the monarch with Jeff given by the monarch, carry the seal of the dignitaries and ride the red car. Now you are lucky to catch up with the enlightened era and be indifferent. " But you failed to work out a brilliant strategy, provide a brilliant plan, advise the monarch upward and discuss the official downward. You are like a star, your tongue is like lightning, and you are arrogant. It's that you write Taixuan with 5,000 words, with sparse branches and leaves, and one person can speak hundreds of thousands of words. Those who are deep go to the grave, those who are high go out of the sky, those who are big are full of vitality, and those who are fine go out. Why is the official bad luck? "

Yang Zi smiled and replied, "You just want to dye my car red, but I didn't know that my family would get blood if I slipped!" In the past, the Zhou Dynasty collapsed, and the princes competed for hegemony, dividing the world into twelve countries, and then six or seven countries became the Warring States. Scholars have no fixed monarch, and the country has no fixed vassal. If they get scholars, they will become rich and powerful. If they lose their scholars, they will be weak, spread their wings and stay at will. As a result, some scholars hide to avoid disasters and quit their jobs to escape. So they perfunctory, strive for time and materials.

"Today's Han Dynasty, east to the East China Sea, west to Liangsou, south to Panyu and north to Taotu. Set a surname in the southeast and build a customs in the northwest. Bind with ropes, punish with knives and axes, and educate with "poems" and "books". After a long time, building a house can only be promoted in mourning. Scholars all over the world, such as Lei Yun, such as fish scales, operate on all sides. A boy of five feet is ashamed to compare Yan Ying with Guan Zhong. When he came to power, he abandoned the ditch. When he came to power in the morning, he became an important minister. At night, he lost power and became a man. Like sparrows in rivers and lakes, birds don't lay eggs, four geese land and two wild ducks take off. Once Sanren left the Yin Dynasty and became a ruin. When the two old men returned to the Zhou Dynasty, they made a fortune. When Wu Zixu died, Wu was in the State of Wu. Prissy was happy when she grew up in the State of Qin, but Le Yi was afraid when she left the State of Yan. Although Cai Ze's cheeks were askew, she laughed at Tang Ju, a fortune teller. So when the country is in trouble, there will be no stability without Xiao He, Cao Can, Sean, Chen Ping, Zhou Bo, Fan Kuai and Huo Qubing. When the country has nothing to do, there is nothing to worry about when the bookish Confucian scholars guard together. So it is not enough for so many saints and philosophers to run around in a chaotic world. The society is peaceful and so mediocre. "

"In the previous generation, there were scholars who took off the rope and took off the coarse cloth as a gift; Some are pawns who guard Yimen and are complacent and laughing, and some have crossed Hechi to live in seclusion and fish; Some people are over 70 years old and don't meet and lobby, and some people are blocked between talks; Some people bend the princes to narrow alleys, while others use brooms to make way for them. Therefore, scholars can move their tongues, play with pens, plug loopholes, hide their eyes and ears, and never give in. Now the county magistrate doesn't invite scholars, the monarch doesn't welcome teachers, the ministers don't get together, and they don't look down. Their strange words were suspected and their actions were punished. Therefore, they should keep silent, look at their feet, and then move ... then you can't enter the A-level exam, your behavior can't be called filial piety, and your behavior can't be correct. You can only write a book and tell the truth. The camera will state right and wrong. If you are good, you will get a title to write, if you are poor, you will be fired. How can I get a high official? " "Besides, listen to me, the burning flame went out and the falling thunder was cut off. Listening to the thunder, my ears are full of eyes, and the thunder is hot. Rich people, ghosts spy on their rooms. Those who contend die and live honestly; Clans with high official positions are very dangerous, and only when they can control themselves can they be safe. Therefore, knowing inaction is the foundation of keeping the Tao. Can be clean, it is a temple to entertain the gods; Being satisfied with loneliness is a moral house. Times have changed and personnel have changed, but the principle of people's birth is no different. I switched places with my predecessors, and I don't know how to arrange it. Now you laugh at Phoenix with owls and Tortoise Dragon with lizards. Isn't it all wet? " Your ego is out of thin air, because "Tai Xuan" was not written, and I made you terminally ill, but I didn't meet a good doctor, Bian Que. What a pity! "

The guest said, "So you can't be famous without it?" Where do Cai Ze and Fan Sui rely on Tai Xuan? "

Yangzi replied, "It's Wei's outlaw. Only when his ribs were broken did he get away with it. He closed his shoulders, tucked his back and climbed into his pocket. Later, it angered the monarch of Qin, alienated Jingyang, hit Hou Gui and replaced him. This is in line with the situation at that time. Cai Ze is an ordinary person with a concave face, a flat nose, a runny nose and spitting. He went to the west to visit Qiang Qin. " This is a good opportunity. The world is settled, the military revolution has subsided, and Luoyang is its capital. Lou Jing put down the rope pulling the cart, lost his golden mouth, and offered a safe plan to adapt to the situation at that time. The five emperors stayed in the scriptures and the three kings passed on gifts, but it is not easy to live forever. Sun Shutong stepped forward and disarmed during the war, so he engaged in etiquette between the monarch and the minister and finally found what he deserved. The holy khan dynasty took temporary measures, so Xiao He made laws to meet the needs of form. Therefore, it would be ridiculous if someone made Xiao He's revelation in the capitals of Tang Yao and Yu Shun. It would be foolish if someone worked out Sun Shutong's interests in Xia Yin, and it would be boring if someone put forward Lou Jing's plan in the Western Zhou Dynasty. If some people say that their thoughts are crazy among the whole family, the Zhang family, their consorts and the historians of the Han Dynasty, and Grass follows closely, and Sean makes suggestions and Chen Ping takes them by surprise, it is not only that these people are full of wisdom, but also that the environment at that time can make a difference. Therefore, in an era of doing something and not doing something, it is very smooth to do whatever you can. It is dangerous to do things in an era of inaction. Lin Xiangru made great contributions to the wall of harmony in Zhangtai, Sihao gained a good reputation in seclusion in Nanshan, GongSunHong made great contributions to countermeasures in Jinmen, Huo Qubing made great contributions in Qilian, and Sima Xiangru secretly took money from Zhuoshi to cut meat for his wife Xijun. I really can't compare with the above gentlemen, so I silently guard my Xuan. "

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