There is an urgent need for a drama script with Zheng Guoren buying shoes as its content, and sketches are also acceptable.

People: Zheng Ren, a shoe seller, Zheng Ren's wife.

Props: shoes, rulers, stools

First act

Zheng Ren appeared ... (Singing: Who did you go shopping with, and you changed your new sneakers, and you secretly called me suspicious ... "

Zheng Ren: (pointing to shoes) The sports shoes I just bought at Adidas yesterday are broken today. Thanks to him, I got a ten percent discount. They are easily broken. Forget it, ask my wife to make it up. Madam ... Madam ... "

Act ii

(Zheng Ren's wife appears)

Zheng Ren's wife: Early in the morning, like a rooster. What's your name?

Zheng Ren: Honey, my shoes are broken. I just bought it yesterday. The clerk said that this is a discounted product, no replacement, no warranty. Can you make it up for me?

Zheng Ren's wife: Where did you buy it?

Zheng Ren: The one next to Wang Ma, the butcher, in the market.

Zheng Ren's wife: That Adidis?

Zheng Ren: It's Adidas.

Zheng Ren's wife: That's a fake Adidas. Are you stupid? It's terrible to have no culture I don't know those letters.

Zheng Ren: Honey, please mend it for me. Later, Fat Liu asked me to fight the landlord. What if there are no shoes?

Zheng Ren's wife: You're right. I'm going to look at my Weibo and see what everyone is saying. I don't have time! (After Zheng Ren's wife leaves)

Act iii

Zheng and others are depressed. ...

If you wear a rag, you will be laughed to death. If you don't wear it, you will be laughed to death. Just go to the market and buy a pair. Huh? Wait, measure the length of your feet first, so as not to be seen later ... does everyone have my expensive feet? Yo-hee ~ OK (the ruler is left on the stool, humming: I have a little donkey, who never rides, and likes to go to the market with him in rags ... Lala Lala ...)

Act IV

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Shoe seller: Come and see, I like shoes, I like shoes, and I really like them if you like them.

Zheng Ren: Are these Nike shoes?

Shoe seller: Of course, many people like my shoes at first sight. Handsome boy, do you have any favorite shoes?

Zheng Ren: This pair is not bad.

Shoemaker: Then try it.

Zheng Ren thought: (It depends on your feet if you try. It's not too late to buy a ruler when you go back. )

Zheng Ren: I'll go back and get the size before I buy it.

Shoe seller: What if someone wants to buy this pair of shoes in the future? Why not pay the deposit first?

Zheng Ren thought so, so he paid the deposit and went back.

Act v

Zheng Ren took a ruler, only to find that the people who bought shoes had already disappeared without a trace. He swore: MD, I won't buy my favorite shoes in the future. It's not good at all. I created it myself. I hope it will help you. )