Interesting conversation

An interesting conversation about choice.

I hope one day, we can become strangers again, get to know each other again and see how I kill you. The following is a selection of funny stories I have compiled and recommended, hoping to win readers a smile! ! !

An interesting conversation about choice.

1. Don't be stingy, because the door will rot.

Please be sure to give me back the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

I really envy you people who have boyfriends to accompany you to the concert. Unlike me, my boyfriend will try to give you a concert.

4. On Tanabata, single friends team up to go to the movies and separate the seats one by one!

Today, I saw a dress on the Internet, and there were three comments, two of which were comments and one was praise. The content of comments is generally different from pictures, with color difference and unsightly. I bought the content of praise for my classmate. She is ugly. I'm very satisfied?

6. Taking a bath in summer always feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

7. God is fair to everyone. Since he let you spend Singles' Day, he won't let you spend Tanabata.

8. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again, get to know each other again and see how I kill you.

9.？ Do the teachers in your class have any special skills? Yes, yes, they delayed the class for a long time.

10. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

1 1. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

12. I will take a screenshot of who shows love among friends on Tanabata. If you marry someone other than ta in the future, I will give you the photos in a red envelope!

13. Tanabata is here. At 4 pm, the florist smiled. In the evening, the owner of the hotel smiled. The drugstore owner also smiled the next day. A month later, the doctor at the maternity hospital also smiled.

14. Someone asked me why I was so dark, and I smiled: white covers all the ugliness, you cover all the ugliness, and I am not ugly.

15. Son, it doesn't matter if you didn't do well in the exam this time. You are young, your father and I are young. We can have another child.

16. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of pregnancy.

17.？ How to spend this Tanabata, of course, is to laugh it off.

18. In this weather, you go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours.

19. Tomorrow follows tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it.

20. You are handsome when you smoke, but you will die young.

2 1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday to Friday.

22. My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

23. I can't afford to sell myself. I'm so tired. Complete procedures, can't cook, can eat, can take care of themselves, have money, will be ruined, have no money, will be at home, take it out and take it home. Interested parties are welcome to consult, post and go upstairs by themselves, which is absolutely limited.

24.？ Why are you so short? Because I've been in a mini?

25. No one has ever confessed to me, which shows that I have always been secretly loved.

26. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over.

27. I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

28. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off air conditioning?

29.？ Why do you always listen to music while doing your homework? Didn't you see the background music when the protagonist did something important in the movie?

30. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

3 1. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

33. Everyone who loves to shake his feet has a sewing machine in his heart.

34. You should set up lofty ideals from an early age, or you will never know how much you will fail in the future.

35. Are you short of light bulbs on Tanabata? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

36. Don't tell me happy Tanabata, and don't ask me where I'm going. I'll just play Lianliankan at home and kill a couple.

37. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that a guy wanted to touch porcelain and immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows? How hot it is!

39. I used to have eight abdominal muscles on me, but I went crazy after practicing the ninth one.

40. Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

4 1. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

42. Now? Good night? Don't push me around

43. Be cautious about the relationship after Tanabata. Who knows whether to find a father for the child?

44. Let's keep company with the world of mortals and get fat for nothing.

45. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata. Nima, will I become a dog? !

46. I know you are all learning to drive, and now I dare not cross the road.

47. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

48. Today is Tanabata. I wrote 300? Shall we break up? My little note was stuffed into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelf. Don't ask me who I am. I'm Lei Feng.

49. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

50. I vowed to chop my hands when I went online again, and later I found out that I was Guanyin with a thousand hands.

An interesting conversation about choice.

5 1. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.

52. There is nothing like a piece of ice in Li Bingbing and Fan Bingbing this season.

Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night.

54. I don't have that much good temper just because I want to sleep with you.

Remember to smile all the time, it will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually.

56. Handsome people spend Tanabata alone, while ugly people desperately show their love.

When I like you, you are the sky, because I want to go to heaven.

58. I heard from my friend that it was great to open a room. Today, I also went to get a room and slept in the trough. It's really cool. I sleep alone in such a big bed.

59. I am single because fairies can't fall in love, which will break the dogma.

60. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

6 1. Look at the head of the heroine in the Korean drama, which is really beautiful on the bus glass. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

62.？ Are you still alone on Tanabata? Half a man, I'm afraid to scare you.

63. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

64. I owe my life to the air conditioner.

65. When I was a child, I thought Internet cafes were the most wasteful places. Twenty dollars disappeared in an afternoon. Now I think Internet cafes are the most economical places, and I can sit for an afternoon for twenty dollars.

66. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

67. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

68. I have had a bad life these years, except for my beauty and talent, I am as poor as a church mouse.

69. I kissed your face, all with cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.

70. On the funny road, I accidentally used the accelerator as a brake and rushed to the front.

7 1. Don't send photos everywhere to show your love on Tanabata. It's not good if you hit your face.

72. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret that I have a girlfriend as soon as they appear.

73. It turns out that a person will die on Tanabata: one+night+seven = death.

74. Nowadays, people have energy when they wear shiny shoes. You can't show off your fart. When I was three years old, I wore a pair of shoes that would glow when I stepped on them, and they were still shining and colorful.

75. On Tanabata, you don't even bask in gifts. If you bask in your boyfriend, maybe there will be the same.

76. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? I tell you, it's all true!

77. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water.

78. I have an impulse to finish my summer homework at one go. Fortunately, I had strong self-control and held back.

79. I want to sit on the roof with you, push you down by the way, hold you when you slide to the roof and ask if you love me. If you say no, I'll let go.

80. If it gets so hot, it won't break and its wings have melted. Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes; Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

8 1. In the past few days, there have been storms, lightning and thunder. Don't panic, because there are too many men swearing in the state of Tanabata, so it is normal to thunder all the time.

82. I have been thinking that when I kidnap the headmaster, I will tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

83. Because of long-term separation, Cowherd and his cow fell in love, and Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

84. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata, and I said a few words lightly. Skip? .

85. The world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to our children!

86. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my state began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got my test paper back.

87. People can take pictures as avatars, and you can take pictures as expression packs.

88. Good people have to go through 81 difficulties to become Buddhas, and bad people can become Buddhas by putting down their butcher knives.

89. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me cool off in the water, really.

90. I have been spoiled by homework since I entered school. I advise that homework must be soaked in rain and dew, but let me do more without listening to homework.

9 1. There are many liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said it was going to be hot. I followed him for three blocks and he didn't die.

92. If you have a holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also walk around.

The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying? Let the storm come more violently!

94. How far is geographical discrimination in China? I met a foreigner in Shanghai that day. He said that he really looked down on foreigners in Beijing.

Since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal.

96. For those boys who mock that girls can spend Halloween without makeup, can you take off your pants for Children's Day?

97. Watch the astronomical phenomena tonight. Unless there is an accident, this Tanabata has nothing to do with you.

98.？ What's it like to be short? Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.

99. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

100. I envy those who left without saying goodbye. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

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