Talk about the most shocking qq space.

1, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

2. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

3. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

4. If the boss uses you, you are a talent. If you don't, you will be laid off!

The road to success is always under construction.

6. People have backgrounds, so do I..

7. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't say so many things you like to hear.

8. If you are not crazy, you will be old, and if you don't review at the end of the term, you will be finished.

9. Say sorry to yourself, because what others do for themselves is very difficult.

10, if you like it, you must have it. Don't be afraid of the result.

1 1, my site, you are the landlord.

12, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

13, only the fakes are real, and the others are fake!

14, lost in memory, black and blue; Looking back suddenly, it is unsightly.

15, not afraid of stealing tools, but afraid of stealing children to understand technology!

16, don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

17. My name is him in my girlfriend's mobile phone. After breaking up, I became it.

18、? Children are still so numb to pears.

19, college students nowadays are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future.

2 1. My name is Rain and my nickname is Runtu.

22. Sophisticated but not sophisticated is the kindest maturity.

If it rains, let it kill me!

24. Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

25. Speak out your love, because you never know, tomorrow and accidents will come first!

26, I want to puppy love, but it is already late.

27. Why do girls always think others are more beautiful and boys always think they are handsome?

28. I am small-minded but not lacking. I have a good temper, but not without it.

29. The advantage of being Asha Pigou is that when you are sad, your expression is as usual.

30. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. I like your personality, but I don't like your gender!

3 1, I really love you, telling you is a big adventure.

32. Sad people love to drink, while lonely people love to sing old songs.

33. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

34. A star can become more famous by taking off a little, but I was caught taking off everything!

I thought you were just a ball. Unexpectedly, you are really a ball.

36. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

37. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

38. People who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, such as me.

An impulsive girl like me should give me a lot of money to calm me down.

40. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

4 1, in the blink of an eye? It has nothing to do with romance.

42. There will be no little match girl in this world, only small matches for children.

43. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

44. If the enemy does not move, I will not move. The enemy moved, but I didn't.

45. One day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs in the world.

46. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

47. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

48. When I was a child, I often thought: When I grow up, is it better to go to Tsinghua or Peking University? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

49. Our love died on this day just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

50. They are all Millennium foxes. What series are you showing me?

5 1, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to slim down.

52. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

53. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

54. It is said that women like to listen to sweet words. In fact, men prefer to listen.

55, I want to thin into a lightning, illuminate all the fat people.

56. You have to suffer to drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

57. If there were no homework, no exams, no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would like going to school very much.

58. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

59. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It doesn't matter if I attend.

60. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

6 1, what is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

62, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.

63. I didn't take the initiative to find you, not because you weren't important, but because I didn't know whether I was important or not.

Don't use honey traps on me, or I'll play along.

65. The most romantic thing I can think of is to use all the postures with you.

66. I want to be thin, and I want to become meat. You can't have your cake and eat it. I will eat meat instead of being thin.

When I get married and have a wedding reception, I will set a table for my husband, ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

69. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

70. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

7 1, I'm almost killed by these crazy bees and butterflies. I can't do this anymore, I want to run away!

72. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

73. The teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

74. There are not many ladies in the world, but many pretenders.

75. asking what money is in the world only makes people commit themselves to life and death.

What a wonderful life it would be if mosquitoes switched to fat instead of blood.

77. Happiness is to find a warm person for life.

78, single cycle, listening to the lyrics, humming songs, singing mood.

79. I am most proud of the words, but I can't write our story anymore.

80. Kill you with what, dear.

8 1, I want to be more perfect. I am a woman who demands a lot of myself.

82. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just beautiful.

My face is sunny, but you can't see the sadness behind me.

85, rice, I want; Thin is what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'll go!

86. Teacher, after you approve Laona's gauze, you will be Laona's person.

87. I hate Monday and missing Friday.

88. Choosing a good man needs methods. Learn to say "no" before you see through it!

89. Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

90. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

9 1, the biggest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

As for love, I only live in the time with you.

93. I love you! What do you care?

94. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

95. Life must be colorful, but it must not be messy.

96. Those conceited people will always crow among the cranes.

97. I want the water to flow and I want to pee for no reason. Shh.

98. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

99. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

100, since ancient times, who has no shit, who defecates without paper? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

10 1, left-handed lighter, right-handed textbook, nothing will happen.

102, in order to avoid family, I decided not to get married.

103, the most mysterious * * in the world: about * *.

104, the local people are so poor that it rains almost every day!

105, after repeated silence, I know that the cowardice of dead support is false.

106, not all milk is called Telunsu, and not everyone I call a pig.

107, there are many setbacks in life, so I want to break you.

108, as long as you have classes in your heart, you have classes everywhere you go.

109, if someone thinks you are stupid, you can continue to play dumb. Anyway, you have nothing to do but Doby!

1 10, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, but the coffin will not open until it is seen.

1 1 1. I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat fluttering.

1 12, it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

1 13 once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

1 14, when I left my hometown, people in the village could no longer drink a well water.

1 15, don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

1 16, * * thinking about how to pay taxes reasonably, the boss thinking about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I thinking about how to sleep reasonably!

1 17. What should I do after a long relationship?

1 18, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

1 19, fortunately for pigs, unfortunately for people. I am a lucky and unfortunate person, at least I sleep like a pig.

120, people are always cheap, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!